When they get round to making the Great Escape 3 I’ve found the perfect replacement for the brilliant Steve McQueen. Captain Chaos.
I was just going to say Great Escape 2 but apparently that was made in 1988 – completely missed that one.
He doesn’t need a motorbike.
He’s escaped through a gap between the bushes. So I put garden mesh up.
So he ripped the mesh down. So I put up fence panels.
He dug underneath the fence. So I had to put a think layer of stones under the fence.
He climbed over the fence. So I had to put iron wire mesh across the top of the fence. So he pulled the panels of the fence, basically tore his way through the fence. So I’ve had to buy a new stronger fence panel.
Now the little darling has worked out how to climb over the fence and wire mesh He then climbs through the thick bush.
Maybe I should try a really big wall. Donald says they always work. Unfortunately I can’t declare an emergency and secure government money for that plan. Happy Days.