Another day, another strange smelly thing to roll in, another bath.
I was talking to a very wise blogger and a new game popped into my head. It’s a game Son and I played as we waited for a Doctors appointment.
This started by slagging off the U.K.’s Secretary of State for the Environment (god help it) – Michael Gove. I talked about sending a letter just marked ‘To the worlds slimiest man” and it would be delivered to Gove.
So you have to send a letter to a famous person. But you can’t use their name or address. How do you ensure the postman knows where to deliver the letter.
Son – To the smelliest dog in the world. Letter would be delivered to our very own Captain Chaos.
Me – The Buffoon. Letter delivered directly to Boris Johnson (a clown masquerading as a U.K. politician and potential future PM)
Son – The Orange One. Letter straight to President Trump
Me – Current address unknown previous address Ecuadorian Embassy. Julian Assange
Son – America’s Bottom. Avengers spoiler can’t reveal answer
Me – Most overrated rock star ever. Delivered to Bono
Son – Useless, incompetent, stubborn and generally not very nice. Goes straight to the UK Prime Minister
Son – To the worlds nicest man. Sent to Sir David Attenborough.
Me – Returning this App to sender as its crap. Delivered to the developers of WordPress for the iPad.
Son – Darth Sidious, The Sith Lord. Postman delivers to Senator Palpatine, If the postman can see this why can’t Yoda.
Me – Rubbish Film Script. Will arrive at the offices of the Star Wars Movie Director
Son – Package contains cockroaches. Urgent delivery to Bear Grylls
Me – Missing Tax Return. Another one being delivered to Trump
Son – Most overrated footballer ever. Letter straight to David Beckham
Son – To the worlds worst chef. Delivered to Dad
Son – To a muppet. Delivered to Dad
Me – Just F******g deliver it. Straight to Gordon Ramsey
Can you think of some new ones…..
Full marks for having great imaginations! Love this post
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Thanks Lorraine xx
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Great game!
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I love this post of the answers you and your son came up with and a great game.
I can only think of one and that’s regarding a missing tax return but sending it to HMRC is where I’d like to send it. Or maybe if not that, a huge electric bill to HMRC. 🙂
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So with you on this.
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Very innovative.
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Kept us two happy.
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That’s great.
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I think you covered them well. :))
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Couldn’t think of a good one to add to the list. Guess I first have to get myself into the zone.
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I have faith in you
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Fun game and to think about. It will be on my mind tonight (especially since I am taking Cate to see the Avengers movie – can’t wait to discover the reference!)
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You will have a wonderful time. It’s a stunner.
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It was really great. So glad to get to see it!
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I’m so pleased.
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Good game to play at home or away.
Over rated footballer would go to Paul Gasgoigne IMO
OTT media coverage goes to an ex American actress (I know, I’m not very nice but I’m fed up with it)
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I remember watching Gazza every when he was a young lad at Newcastle. One Saturday took my mum so she could look at the shops while I went to the match. She popped into a news agents to buy something. She bumped into gazza as he was buying a mars bar – he only had about 40 mins before the match started. He gave mum a huge smile.
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That was nice, I’ll give him some brownie points then. My almost BIL met Kevin Keegan and said he was a really nice guy.
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I met KK once. Yes nice man.
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That Bono remark cut deep. Otherwise an excellent and amusing post 🙂
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LOL. Very clever. The two of you do have fun together.
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Thank you
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“Dear Gorgeous” – straight to Goldfinch over in Adelaide, Australia
“To the Little Lady with the Big Smile who loves baking, cleaning, ironing, karaoke, hiking and swimming” – that’s me…but I am not little. I am 5 foot 8 inches, only Goldfinch (at 6 foot 1 inch) calls me “Little Lady”.
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I’m the average of you two…. what chance has the poor postie got with little lady and 5ft 8…. how about cool with a big smile.
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By post man does not know I am here! He delivers all my post to a friend, and I collect once or twice a week from her!
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So unless your friend is little with a big smile then he’s struggling. Are you managing to control your excitement.
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It does make me feel safer though 🙂
Well…I got myself into a right flap over the course of last week. Too many things to sort out before I go. But I have sorted out some things, and others I will have to think about later.
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I bet it does. Tell me you haven’t started packing yet…..
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The only reason why I have not…is that it would annoy me having a big suitcase in my hallway to trip over. I am still separating clothes that I want to take with me.
I just want to be there already. This time before waiting is just making all sorts of scary thoughts come into my head. Planes crashing, me being lost in the transit airport, losing my luggage, Goldfinch getting the dates I arrive mixed and forgetting he has to worrk overseas….my thoughts are bullying me terribly!
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Just try to think about that feeling of seeing his face in the arrival zone. It will be one of those moments in life. x
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Love the game!!! And what a cute pup!!
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He is very naughty
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But so so cute.
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Gets him out of hot water every time.
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Hahahaha I can see why!! That face so so cute!! Hug him tight for me.
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I will give him a special one for you. x
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Thank you!
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Hope you are sort of ok. Thinking of you.
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Thank you!
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Darth Sidious was brilliant! I mean, like, Duuhh!
Not sure May has those qualifications uniquely – there may be some confusion, wouldn’t you say? 🙂
How about: To the D’Oh! one – straight to H Simpson, Springfield.
To the lady on the stamp. – do i really have to explain? 😉
The man whose nose grows and grows – D Trump, POTUS
The Rocket Suit Guy – T Stark c/- T Stark Enterprises.
The world’s sexiest sexagenarian – yours truly! 😉
Yorkshire’s greatest Dad – the guy who looks at you in the mirror!
(I was going to say world’s greatest, but this is basically the same thing and i did not want to give you a swollen head!) 🙂
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D’oh would go directly to a beyond legendary cabinet minister called Chris Graylin. Never has a person been so promoted beyond his capabilities. If you want a laugh look up his repeated screwups. Yet he is still in a position of power because he is good friends with May.
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This is really delightful.. made me laugh our loud uproariously……. thanks for bringing light relief to Word Press. truly funny. ((–)) I love the Bear Grylls delivery.
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Thank you so much.
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Excellent set. We once had a postcard from abroad addressed to half way on the left up the road with the postbox on the corner off Parklands Road
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Wow that’s an epic one.
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🙂
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Bono 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yes him…..
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I think every Irish person has a “the awkward time I tried to avoid Bono” story. My sister’s is the time she was modelling for a charity gig and needed to use the toilet and walked in on him taking a shit! You’d have thought he’d have bothered locking the door!!
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That made me smile.
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You and your son made me laugh! Great game.
Some of mine…
To ‘Tall, Thin MP with a grindingly posh voice…’ – Jacob Reece Mog
To ‘Great Guitarist, and Animal lover with wild hair!’ – Brian May
To ‘Man who bravely fights against death threats to protect animals.’ – Chris Packham
To ‘Wacky looking old woman who designs dresses and fights for equal rights.’ – Vivien E Westwood
I’m sure there are thousands… Great game for the posties!
They’d get this one…
To Fat Man with white beard and red suit carrying sack! 🎅
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Good ones. The stuff with Chris Packham is just awful – such a top person. Maybe just wild hair gets to Brian. I apologise for the language in advanced maybe just ‘twat’ gets to Jacob.
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😂😂😂
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You guys are so funny! That was a great game! I’ve got one! World’s Coolest Dad – delivered to Gary Metcalfe.
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Never heard of him. He sounds a looker…..
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Don’t know … never saw him, but he’s a good man.
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Hope you are ok
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Fine and dandy! Enjoying major housecleaning on another rainy, gloomy day … how could life possibly be any better?
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Apparently some folk like that sort of stuff…
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I disagree! The world’s nicest man would be Sir Michael Palin. He’s so nice that Eric Idle (another Python) gets confused with him by some fans, so he makes a point of saying, “Yes, I’m Michael Palin. Now f- off.” Just to mess with Michael’s nice-reputation. 🙂
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Sir Michael – another fine Yorkshire lad.
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Indeed!
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Hope & Change…an empty envelope followed by Fake Birth Certificate and Missing Columbia Paperwork. They will all arrive at the same place.
W, 9/11 and Patriot Act would wind up in the same place.
I Had Reagan Shot & I Helped JFK Die would both be delivered to Hell.
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These are suitably dark and very cutting.
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It’s all dark, honey. And, we are the ones getting cut.
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Cut every day.
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I love it.
P.s.
I have two rollers too🤢
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Thank you. Cool.
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