I need to come clean about something. A secret I have hidden from all but my closest family, friends and postman. Darkness personified. Please don’t be too upset with me.
I have a beard.
There you go I’ve admitted it now.
It’s a recent thing. Not as if I was born with it. I was born with a mass of black curly hair. Was almost called Jimmy after rock guitarist Jimmy Hendrix. Yes born with his hairstyle. A few years later I would have been named Brian after another rock guitarist. In the end I was named after an actor who played in many cowboy movies without a beard.
When the beard started our son never mentioned it. Well not until he told someone working at a ticket office that his dad was trying to get a job with ZZTOP.
Trust me it’s not that long….
I understand the technical term is a short beard. A number 1. Rather aptly I had to re-type short as my first attempt replaced the or with an i.
It’s funny in the 17 years I was with my partner the subject of beards only came up once. That was on a French TGV speed train. So I don’t know if the beard would be fondly stroked or would produce a Paddington Bear like stare followed by the words “shave it now”.
Is it time for the beard to go. I’ve decided that I am now even less likely to be mistaken for George Clooney.
It’s never going to happen. Take George’s beard and transplant it on the back end of a Honey Badger. That’s what we are dealing with.
So maybe it’s time to say goodbye.
But our son is now not keen to say goodbye to it. This is an amazing turnaround as a few years back on a French train the guard had a beard. As he walked down the packed carriage our young son stood up, pointed at the beard and shouted “he’s got rabies”. By the look on the guards face that was three words of English he fully understood.
Now as part of his strategy to save the beard he has named it. As everyone knows if you name something it suddenly gets protected status. So what do I do now.
By the way the beard is now name Mr Crimble….
Well if you look like George Clooney leave the beard and be happy lol
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Sadly not….
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😊 Oh seems like Mr Crimble will stay for a while 😊
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I suspect so
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What a confession….:) 🙂 :).
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Feel so much better that I have been more honest about it …….
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You’re a hoot!
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Thank you
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What??? You’re not showing us a photo? Not fair, not fair.
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Purely out of public decency
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LOL
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🙏
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Well, gotta keep Mr Crimble trimmed and clean!! 🧔
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He’s going to need daily attention.
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A good practice of self care !! 🧔😉
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I think Mr. Chaos should decide.:))
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He’s ignored it. I remember years ago dad having a moustache. He shaved it off and no one noticed. He was furious.
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I would be also. lol
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Hey. You confess but, don’t provide any evidence. No pix?
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Public decency really.. plenty of photos of honey badger bums already.
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Stop it. 🤨
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Can’t…
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LOL!
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Thank you.
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Mr Crimble is a cute name.
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It is. I wonder if I will start talking to him.
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DONT! 🤪
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Ok….
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This is only my opinion seen as I have never had a beard…but I reckon that if you are going to have a beard, have one in the winter when it is cold. But then come summer, a beard might be a bit uncomfortable?
Even my hair is feeling too long…I would like a couple of inches off it, just to make it feel lighter and freer during the hotter weather.
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I know it’s winter where Goldfinch is but are you getting your hair done before. That’s the question of the day. The worry is that if I did shave it off would I have a pale beard shape patch on my face for weeks….
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That’s why you would have to do it before the weather is nice 🙂
It is winter in Australia when I will be there, but apparently there winter is like our summer.
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So it’s shorts, vest and flip flops then. That should free up space in your luggage.
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Well…I am not that optimistic. I am going for cropped chinos, and some light hiking gear, and a few knee-length dresses…
No sandals or flip-flops…but ballet pumps and one pair of trainers and I am going to wear my hiking boots on the plane.
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Just hiking boots….. don’t spill your coffee.
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😀
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Honey Badgers are so cute! 😁
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Not the other end…..
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Lol! I suppose not. 😂
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🧔
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What’s wrong with a beard?lol…The only type of beards I do not like is when they have food in them…Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,lol
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Not that bad… yet.
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Hmmm… looking like the south end of a north bound honey badger… Orrr… looking like the south end of a north bound honey badger WITH George Clooney’s beard???
I’m not gonna lie – either way it’s a tough choice!
From what you have reported on your blog it’s clear your boy is the brains of the outfit – leave the important decisions to him.
You may have to get used to sleeping with Mr Crimble! 😉
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He is quiet so doesn’t keep me awake at night.
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Just don’t let him hog all the bedcovers!
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I think he snores….
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Hahahahah 😀
Sorry – that’s not funny.
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It is.
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Mine has come and gone over the years. Jackie likes it, so I guess it will stay
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Maybe it will become a seasonal thing.
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Oh no, he named it! He’s claimed your face 🙂 Looks like it is here to stay. (PS – also laughed out loud at the rabies comment! Too funny!)
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When it happened I literally hid with the shame but nearly wet myself laughing.
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I thought your name was Gary, not Chris? ( just in case you didn’t get the reference: Miracle on 34th St with Richard Attenborough)
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No got that. Love that movie.
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I liked both versions
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Just seen the one.
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Maureen O’Hara and John Wayne starred in the 1947 version.
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John Wayne. Wow
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They made a few films together, and were great in The Quiet Man.
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Must check them out
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Oh come on. You can’t be your own jury.
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Judge, jury and executioner…
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😀 Awesome.
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Thanks
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I am trying to picture what a George Clooney beard looks like on the back end of a honey Badger! Especially with the name of ‘Mr Crimble.’ I can’t, I honestly I can’t. It’s like watching Davy Crocketts hat develop grey patches and a pair of legs! Perhaps you will become the subject of a film script! ‘Mr Crimble and Me’ … Or is that ‘I might have Rabies!’ 🤣😂
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It could be the new Harry Potter.
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I have had countless beards because of my loathing for shaving, but they kind of irritate me after a while, I struggle with the itchiness. It’s pretty cool to be able to grow them, shave them and then grow them again.
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So far avoided the irritation
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Mr. Crimble? Bwahahaha! What a terrific name.
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Funnily enough Mr Crimble is sat with me now reading this. He says thank you.
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Oh my goodness, I had such a wonderful time reading this. A great time, actually. Well, it’s been named. Nothing to do now but keep it from becoming ZZ Top-ish. Personally, I am partial to beards. Obviously, your son likes it on you. Trust his judgement!
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It’s named now so I suspect it’s here for a while.
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That’s so cute
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Thank you
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I did laugh out loud at the “he’s got rabies” story. My daughter didn’t find my rendering so amusing but my dad got the point. Anyway, why Mr Crimble?
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Son’s call I just end up having to sleep with Mr Crimble.
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🤣
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Nick had a beard. When we decided to give up on it, he went to a goatee. LOVED it. Looked so good on him!!
Try it….?
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It’s difficult now it’s been named…..
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Reader’s Digest condensed version
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That’s the one.
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Hey, beards are awesome!
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That’s a rare vote for it. Does that even include ZZTOP length ones.
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So long as it’s washed regularly 😉
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I’m good at that. Maybe not so good on stopping stuff shrinking or colours running, but washing I can do that….
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Keepin’ it clean is all we can ask 🙂
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Clean but a size smaller is a start….
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True!
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“I have a beard”….I just about spewed my drink 😂. I was expecting something so serious to be revealed. I vote, Mr Crimble stays.
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He’s still here. Sorry I missed up your drink.
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☺ worth it. Needed the laugh.
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Good.
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Since you confessed, I have the same secret. I need a haircut before I upload a new photo.
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Haircuts and me are required less these days…..
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