Yes dogs stiff their own butts. Chase their own tail. Roll about in poo. They are happy playing with an old sock or even better a new pair of pants. Yes their antics don’t suggest millions of years of evolution or natural selection of the best genes.
When it comes to getting round their human owners – they are off the scale. Nothing on this planet comes remotely close.
This is the face of a dog who doesn’t want to go out in the rain. Guess what. It worked again.