The wonderful Chelsea Owens has a weekly Terrible Poetry contest. This weeks was
“Please remove all dignified, appropriate rules about poetry and drop them behind a dumpster somewhere, readhow to terribly poem, and look at the specifics below:
This week, we are going to make anacrosticpoem. The Topicof said poem is a person you detest.
If his name were Bob, your poem might read: B lessed waste of Organs is B ob
For Length, your masterpiece must be no longer than the person’s name.
Also, keep the number of people you hate and therefore wish to honor with a poetic address to three.
Rhyme if you wish; don’t if you’d rather not.
As always, make it terrible. The person you hate must sense, by aura of recitation alone, your loathing and aversion. He (or she) must follow the scent of vitriol to your computer and vow revenge upon your children’s children.
Keep things PG-13or nicer, if you please.”
Well I couldn’t resist a go and could only see one smug smiling face….