You can’t beat a good crop circle. Such intricate geometric patterns. These aliens are clearly very artistic with boundless amounts of patience. It’s kinda reassuring to know that the earth is clearly the preferred canvas of choice for alien art.
Unfortunately something is a clearly amiss with the Yorkshire Crop Circles.
Have the aliens that visit Yorkshire been indulging in too much Newcastle Nuclear Brown Ale or Black Sheep Holy Grail Ale.
Or are the Yorkshire Aliens the Galaxy’s avant-garde pioneers. No intricate geometric patterns here. Or maybe it’s the weather. You can imagine an alien more at home in fertile hospitable climes saying something like this as he is starting his Yorkshire Crop Circle in the pouring rain
“Bugger this for a lark let’s get it done as quick as possible then we are out of here”
When I told this story to our son he just looked at me with that look… thought for a few seconds then said.
“Dad why on earth would an alien fly all those billions of light years to do a bit of art then fly back again. You need to look for the rational explanation. Clearly we have some mighty big field mice these days”
Clearly the all too common stereotype that autistic people do not have a sense of humour is clearly true which thus means we need a much bigger cat….
I snorted when I read his line. Awesome. 🙂
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Thank you. Yes he gets it.
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He has just the right way to say his lines!
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He does
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👍😉
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🙏
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Too smart 😉😊
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He is
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Excellent. rofl
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Thank you
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Loved this!
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So pleased
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This was a bloody good laugh
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Thank you so much.
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Brilliant!
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Thank you. He is.
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It looks as if he gets his humour from his Dad
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Or mum.
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I’d have put money on your reply 🙂
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You would have won….
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This is brilliant. Everything’s here, pure common sense and yeah sod awful weather right now.
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Thanks. Yes it’s just constant drizzle here today. Just Yuk…
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Yep…. What we call pure, dead minging.
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I like that.
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Prob more local dialect than Scots but glad you like. And frankly? See the night? ( We don’t talk of things like tonight here either, it’s the night ) it is even mair minging. Pure stoatin’ in fact Getting a trifle fed up actually.
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I know the feeling. The plastic chairs we have in the garden have started to get moss on them. I would like to pack my jumpers away….
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Yeah it ain’t bbq weather.
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Definitely trench foot stuff this morning. Not had a bbq since last year.
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Mind you where we are now which is closer to the North Sea, is not as bad as when we were closer to the river and the plastic chairs would fly through the air on stormy nights and you’d be collecting them from all sorts of places….
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That sounds like an EasyJet flight….
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LOL!!!
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Thank you
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Ha ha ha. He is so smart and witty, like his dad!
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Thank you so much.
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😀 I agree with Ruth. An apple from the same tree, with that good old autistic seriousness to make it even more hilarious.
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It’s a skill he is picking up on how to combine the two skills. I would be happy with one.
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Giant mice must be tramping across much of Britain right now. 😉🐁
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Big ones.
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Your photos look more like the Jolly Green Giant went tromping around in the field, rather than the work of artistic aliens! And your son! What a completely logical, rational mind! Kind of spoils the fun, but smart! I suppose he never bought into the myth of the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus, either, eh? Hugs!
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He did. I did. A myth???
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No no no … I don’t know what I was thinking … not a myth, I meant … I meant … um … reality … that’s what I meant! 🐇 🎅
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And order is restored….
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Too funny! Always a (rational) reason 🙂
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Thank you Robyn hope you are ok.
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You too! I was thinking of you today – It’s Father’s Day here in the states. Not sure if it is there – but if it is (or if I am early or late) I think you are an amazing father and doing a tremendous job. Just wanted to let you know 🙂
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It is here to. You are so very very kind and those words made me smile. Thank-you so much.
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Awesome 🙂 Sending some hugs xx
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Thank you Robyn. xxx
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Trying from another browser to see if i have any more ‘luck’ with my comments that keep disappearing after i send them! 😦
You two should start a Double Act – you can be Ernie – he can be Eric! 🙂
It’s a pity you don’t own a drone (One a drone? Own a Drown?? English is such a stupid language!!!) I’d love to see those photos taken from 100 ft up! 🙂 👾
( I can send this if i log OUT of WordPress, but not when i’m logged in? I don’t think there is anything wrong with your i-Pad since everyone else looks to have no such problem – I’ll deal with the ‘Happiness’ engineer myself and do what i/he can! Enjoy your coffee! 🙂 )
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We do have a drone. But following my careful flying it is in several pieces. I blame it on being the cheapest and least reliable one going.
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That must be the reason! 🙂
Ahh – i recall you did mention that a while back – and a slight lack of ‘approved’ airspace.
My ‘happiness’ engineer got back to me and i suggested i contact the author’s of all blog’s i’m having problems commenting on to see if they can ‘remove’ me from their list of spammers! (basically, look at your comments WP has ‘killed’ as spam, from your dashboard, and check as ‘not spam’ a comment of mine – if it is there?)
I checked my comment spam box and in the last week i had at least 2 caught as spam from fake addresses that contained links to some of my blog-pages which had been ‘hijacked’ to try to sell cialis!! 😦 Seems that might be the reason WP has blacklisted me on some blogs?
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I will look at the spam tin that could be interesting.
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Your not down as spam….
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WP is SO FUBARed. I’ve gone in circles with them over the “reblog” button disappearing. I have three browsers that can see it and three that can’t. How the f*** did they manage that?
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I loved it when they told me that my iPad was powerful enough. So when I tried it on the latest iPad monster and it still struggled the advice was ‘Apple have some design issues’….
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Oh. Sure. It’s Apple’s fault. I’m no Apple fan (too damn proprietary) but, they have a very tight system. WP, on the other hand, is programmed in the same language as Facebook…PHP. So…when you have a conflict between third party software & a proprietary operating system, my money is on the programming language being the culprit. Oh, the arrogance…
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The iPad is many things but you don’t get many more capable tablets. So if it doesn’t work an iPad it’s not going to be much cop then.
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No spam? – now that IS interesting!!
“Oh, Ms Happiness Engineeeerr!….”
😠
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I met a fellow who made crop circles a couple of years back. He claimed to be one of the original crop circlers.
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I bet he had a few tales to tell.
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Mostly quite tall ones I think.
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🙏
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Has the mystery been resolved
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Maybe.
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Incredibly copious quantities of green! Drunken aliens aye? 😬😂🤭😎
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Very drunken aliens and if they have been partaking of some Newcastle Brown Ale then they will be nursing some sore heads.
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How much booze is in that ale?
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Enough….it proved my downfall too many times.
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I drink a different brand, but we have things in common sir.
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I looked like George Clooney before I started drinking the stuff and now ……
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A drunken alien using Sat Nav/Google map app?
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Would explain why he they ended up in wet Yorkshire and not in the Maldives.
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😆
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Lol. Tell him from me he’s super funny! 😀
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I will thank you
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People may have flown farther for less…. that looks like literal waves of wheat. I think it’s pretty.
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It was.
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Loved it…. excellent de-fluffing!
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Thank you
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I recon those rats also drank that nuclear pail ale… made them run around in ever increasing, wobbling circles… until the cats arrived!
Cool story! 😉
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Thank you. Yes it’s always the cats…
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Hey, it could just be a practice round! Or a crop-circle test for student drivers. 🙂
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So we get the practice stuff and Wisconsin gets the real finished artistic ones then….
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HA! We’re not known for our crop circles, sooooo no one will talk about them 🙂
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Maybe you could build some and use them as code in your next novel. As a promotion you could then get the world to try and decode the mystery…….. that would get the geeks going… thinking about it that’s me.
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LOL! We’ve got the cornfields to pull it off, at least.
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That’s a start.
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So very true. I guess the Aliens don’t have green fields to sketch on! Nicely written. XD
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Thank you
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