***Sorry WP formatting has been taken over by Terminators Skynet today – it’s a bit of a mess…..
The Mysterious Case of Twas Not Twas!
I am sure, well pretty sure NO, of course l am sure!
Twas not twas, twas not there before!
And yet, here l am looking upon it with widened eyes …
This thing that twasn’t, and yet now it twas a surprise!
When I told my friends what had transpired,
They laughed and said I must be a liar,
For things like THAT surely are not real;
Then it came back and said let’s make a deal.
So it wants to make a deal?
Well that does have some appeal.
I asked it, “Whatsit all about?”
And that twas when it started to shout,
Yes, whatsit all about Alfie?
Do you have bats in your belfry?
Was it this or was it that?
I know ‘twasn’t tit for tat,
Are you following all this closely?
What’s that you say? Mostly?
Well then, you’re far cleverer than I,
When you inherit lunacy, embrace the sky,
“Following your twas, I could not twist,
Did you all think, that I had missed?
Betwixt and between all of that,
I am quickly passing your baton back”…
What to say here
What to do
I am lost
So now I think its going to be down to you,
Passing the Baton to Sadje of Keep it Alive
This craziness has gone on for far to long
The time has come to make some sense out of this song
If I hold this end of this insanity and you tug from your end
Do you think we can straighten it and make it look out of bend
I found that thing lying in the dirt,
All I can say is that it hurt,
What came first? The chick or the egg,
Thank goodness it didn’t come out of my head!
In Yorkshire we say a lot of Twas
We also talk a lot of Twaddle
In Germany they say es war
Which makes more sense by far
I will hopefully pass the baton on to Chelsea Owens.