It’s that time again. Time for some terrible poetry in the form of Chelsea Owens weekly competition.
This week the rules are
If you feel the creative juices flowing then pop over to Chelsea’s site. Just remember Terrible is the new cool or as we say in the UK now – Boris Johnson is the new lunatic in charge of the asylum.
There once was a Boris who wanted to be a Poet
He thought he was better than us that’s why he only drunk Moët
He thought it was ok to lie, cheat and bluff it all the way to the top
He even had his hairstyled like his best friend Donald’s flop
Unbelievably one day he became a poet wouldn’t you ***** know it
As this is PG of course ***** means just. In no way does it mean effing.
I completely forgot about the separate challenge I have with Bob where we have to include a specific word. This week was supposed to be jalapeño. So here is version 2. It’s not PG and is definitely not very good…..
There once was bluffer Boris who so wanted to be a Poet
By birth he was superior that’s why he only drunk Moet
Poet Laureate he became happily chancing his people everyday at the casino
Laughing with his Eton buddies as he made his servant suck on a Jalapeño
Not bad for a scheming chancer who really doesn’t know much s**t