It’s time for Chelsea Owens weekly poetry challenge. If you want to have a go pop over Chelsea Owens great site by 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (August 8) to submit a poem. This week the challenge is.

  1. Our Topic is Anything. You choose.
    The catch? Whatever subject you select has to be way too flowery and/or descriptive. Adjectives and adverbs are your new best friends, closely followed by metaphor, simile, hyperbole, synecdoche, and personification.
    The other catch? The type of poem is free verse.
  2. Length? For the judge’s time and sanity, keep things under 250 words.
  3. For the first time, you may NOT Rhyme! What could be more poetic than free verse? Most people think that’s true and who are we to add rhyme to their meter?
  4. As always, make it terrible. Poets who take themselves way too seriously must applaud your efforts, worried to be the first to point out the emperor has no prose.
  5. Although a bawdy free verse poem is likely to exist somewhere, most stay around PGor cleaner; you can as well.

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In our darkest times you bring unbroken sunshine

With a bouquet unrivalled amongst the finest wine

Like a fragrant flower sat below the finest red pine

How can something so small be so life enriching

Your smell, your taste so utterly bewitching

Just one drop is so completely uplifting

You shine out on our world like the stars of the southern cross

You are as wondrous and spectacular as the wandering albatross

You paint the world with a sparking diamond jewel embossed gloss

In the kitchen you are the unrivalled boss

Riding across the sky like the ancient god Helios

You are our light oh Great Tabasco Sauce

****come on you try to find something that rhymes and fits with sauce

60 thoughts on “Terrible Poetry”

  7. Rofl. Excellent. I own 2 kinds of Tabasco, red and green and we, from Louisiana, count it heresy not ot have this with Gumbo(Thick gravy base stew.)

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  11. A truly terrible poem… one for the Annals!

    In reading it i am brought to mind of that fabulous beatnik poet of the 60’s – Marty Feldman:

    (Never could stand tobasco either!) 😉

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  13. I really liked the beginning. You are growing every week with your poems. Nice job lol
    And I mean it I really liked the beginning part of it. Deep and meloncholy (I can’t spell this word to save my life) Please keep writing poems regardless of how horrid you think that they are. 🙂

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