It’s Terrible Poetry time thanks to our very own Chelsea Owens. This week the guidelines are
- Our Topic is Halloween. Write something SCARY!
- As is usual, the Length is up to you.
- Rhyming is also up to you. Frighten us with what you do.
- Just Make it terrible! Make the very souls of the Wal-mart imps moan in agony and terror at the thought of your verses.
- The Rating’s fine at PG-13 or cleaner.
You have till midnight of All Hallow’s Eve, 12:00 a.m. MSTnext Friday morning (November 1) to submit a poem to Chelsea.
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I did promise to incorporate some pre-determined words into the poem but to my eternal shame I’ve completely forgotten them. SORRY.
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The moon is full
It’s time for blood on the wool
Halloween terror
Your in the wrong place, a deadly error
Knifes sharpen
The atmosphere slowly darkens
The clock ticks
While the madman plays his tricks
This is sick
As bad as the worst horror flick
Witches potion
An unpredictable explosion
Straight from hell
Too horrific for Slasher Motel
Frankenstein creation
A Poltergeist apparition
Beyond X rated
The result is pure evil hatred
All hope is forsake
Dads been trying to bake a SPONGE CAKE
Your gunning for 2 wins in a row – that ending was terrifyingly terrible! 🙂
I’ve been a little ‘distracted’ recently and have not even started yet – if i miss this one i will try to include my TMO reference in the next one – sorry!
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Son was listening to a really funny interview with Arnie. Apparently when he was governor he sent a reply to someone he disliked which the first letter of each line spelt out a very bad word. When the media picked this up he claimed it was an accident. Maybe that’s what we do next time……. Subliminal messages.
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I think it might not be that subliminal to some of the poets… maybe make it the last letter of each line?? 😉
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We can do it.
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…or die in the attempt?? 😉
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True
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It’s cool and absolutely terrible! 😜👻😱
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That’s what I like to hear.
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😃😂
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Actually this is rather good – the last line lifts it to terribleness.
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Thank you sir.
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Arrrgggghhh! the dreaded demon sponge cake! Love it Gary. 🙂
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It was a shocker. Even too bad for the badgers.
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LOL! Di surprise, cover it with custard!
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Not sure even custard would save that baked abomination
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Hundreds and thousands??
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I will just eat them straight from the packet. Off to find my probably out of date packet.
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Bless you. 🙂
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🙏
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Great terrible poetry 🙂
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Thank you x
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Oh my… this is indeed terrible! 🤣
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That’s good.
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Oh my……lol!!
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🙏
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Okay that was really good!
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Thank you
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Your welcome🙂
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🙏
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No…no…noooooo……😱 I may have nightmares.
The Freddie version of Betty Crocker. Truly terrible.
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Please don’t have nightmares
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Dad baking a sponge cake now that is scary 😁.
Nice post dear 😀.
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BY FOR NOW
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It was a scary creation. Even the birds and badgers didn’t want it.
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As long as it doesn’t start moving on its own your good. 😁
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BY FOR NOW
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Can’t rule that out. x
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😨 😁
❤️✌️
BY FOR NOW
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🙏
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I LOVE poetry…even this one. 😆 You did good, Dear. Thanks for sharing. 💞
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Thank you
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A cool winner
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Apparently, nothing is scarier than attempting sponge cake….
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It is for me.
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This is too good to qualify as ‘terrible’!!! Pure genius!
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Thank you
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Now my room feels weird 😂
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Sorry
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I love this. Last line is ICONIC.
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Thank you
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