It’s time to try and lighten the mood.
Let’s go for a bit of Terrible Poetry hosted by the wonderful Chelsea Owens. This week is the 50th Contest. The rules are
- The Topic is FIFTY!
- The Length is FIFTY WORDS!
- Rhyming is not necessary. Itβs already difficult enough to write only 50 words, Daddy-o.
- The terribleness is fifty -I mean, Make it terrible! 50-year-old members of the 50+ community will want to deluge you with 50 minutes of 50 historical events from 1969 (50 years ago).
- Letβs keep the Rating at PG or cleaner, by golly!
You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (November 8) to submit a poem to Chelsea.
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I promised to get Blancmange into this weeks poem before we knew the subject. Oh dear.
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I like Blancmange but it has more than 50 calories
I have 50 really annoying allergies
I only have 50 hairs on my sad old head
Can’t get any sleep on my 50 quid bed
No money so have to be thrifty
Bugger I feel like I am over FIFTY
Horrible! Absolutely awful! π
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Excellent
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Great “awful” job!
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Thank you Robyn
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Truly terrible. Congrats.
I am over 50 and had never heard of Blancmange.
It sounds pretty good!
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It actually is. Not very healthy though.
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50 hairs on your sad old head. Now thatβs a visual! π€£ xo
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Okay well…. this was bad lol!! But loved it . It really made me laughπ
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Iβm pleased.
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π€¦ You must surely win this week’s contest, for I don’t know how it could be any more terrible! π€¦π€¦π€¦
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Thank you
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Ha!
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Horrible funny poetry dear π.
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BY FOR NOW
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Thank you
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Your welcome dear π.
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BY FOR NOW
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Pretty amazing, I’d say! And 5 Fifties within the 50, yet! If it counts for anything, you have my vote. π€
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Thank you so much
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My sentiments exactly π
As far as the money and the bed go π
Great poetry – not terrible at all! π
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Thank you
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Splendidly terrible
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Thank you sir
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Perfectly awful. Well done!
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Thank you
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This was such a close second. Maybe I ended up feeling too sad…
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