Is it time for Mad One to go to a hairdresser. I’m only jealous I would love to have that problem these days. It’s not so much Lush Amazonian Rain Forest it’s much more Barren Arctic Tundra.
Dad when was the last time you had to Combe your hair.
I do still Combe. Sometimes. Why?
I was watching a video of famous people who have had a Hair Transplant and I thought of you.
Are you saying I am Famous.
No Dad your certainly not famous. Must have been something else about that video which made me think of you.
I took the car back to the garage as it needed to be checked again. The poor technician took one look at my car and said ‘I better get a pair of gloves’. On his return he added ‘that’s the muddiest car I have seen in a long time’. I suppose that’s a badge of honour but I was filled with a certain amount of embarrassment. He’s right. You can’t actually tell what colour the car is these days. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. I needed to go to the Bank but didn’t want to pay the extortionate parking fees. So I had a clever idea. I will put the bike in the back of the car so I can ride in. So the night before the 2 flat tyres were fixed. Unfortunately today has been wet. Very wet. The Yorkshire roads are muddy. Very muddy. So after my 15 minutes cycle ride I arrived in the city centre looking like the Swamp Monster. The looks I got. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. I walked into the crowded Bank. Well when I say walked in that’s not strictly true. I did try to walk into the Bank but had failed to see the closed glass door. The looks from the hordes in the bank as they turned to see my face planted in the door. Suspect it was not a great look. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. Now finally inside the bank I was stood in the long queue. I had to watch someone from the bank go to the infamous front door and clean the glass. Clearly the muddy impression of my face on the bank’s door was not good for business. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. In the busy supermarket I tried to take a sharp corner at pace. Too much understeer and I crashed into a neatly stacked pile of soup tins. Complete devastation. Tins everywhere. Oh the shame. As I helped the not so impressed shop assistant pick up the tins he pointedly said ‘it took me ages to stack those’. Oh the shame. Eventually I moved away from the crash scene but I kept seeing random tins of soup scattered around the shop. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. I had a couple of work reports to post. Going to be tight it’s a 5 minute walk to the post box and the last collection is in 3 minutes. So I jumped into the car and belted there. Letters posted just in time as the Postman arrived. Unfortunately I also posted my car keys. I had to sheepishly ask the postie if he could search the box for them. ‘That’s the first time I’ve had to do that. The crew back in the Sorting Office won’t believe me when I tell them this‘. Oh the shame.
The shame day continued. As I returned to the house I had a few minutes before the school bus was due. Let’s garden and prune in the pouring rain. Much good work completed. Then son arrived back. Shall we go in before he gets soaked. Hang on. Where are the house keys. After 10 minutes finger tip searching of the soil I remembered. I put them on top of the car tyre so I wouldn’t lose them while gardening. That look from our son. Oh the shame.
These days I’m with Spongebob and Patrick. Any day you manage to get your pants on the right way round is a good day. Everything else has gone wrong today but my pants are facing the right way ….. so it must be a good day. Oh the shame of getting back to front pants. That was yesterday.
Lol! Couldn’t you tell them you drove your car into the mud to rescue a baby deer like a hero? In other news, I had to order a replacement credit card because my drugstore put mine in the Rx bag and then I threw it in the trash. Doh!
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Now that’s service from the drugstore. Did you smile or swear…
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Both! 🤣🤬
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I had to laugh, this was a great post. 🥰
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Thank you so much
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Patrick is my hero! No shame in being like Patrick. At least there were no injuries…we’ll save that for tomorrow😉😂
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Always tomorrow but at least my pants are on the right way.
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Hey, you remembered to put pants on, front or back you’re doing great👍😂
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It’s a start.
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So many “oh no’s!” I’m sorry, I smiled. Hope tomorrow is a better one 🙂
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I’m pleased you smiled.
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Awww you are a hero. Truly. ❤
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I follow my leaders Spongebob and Patrick. But thank you.
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Lol you are a vulnerable real hero for the new millennium. Your blog is amazing and I love who you are. 🙂
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That is really kind of you. x
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Its true. You front up on the tough days and love your son fearlessly
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Thank you
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One of those days. 😨 So happy you survived it. 👏🏻
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And my pants are on the right way today.
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Happy to hear it. 🤣
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Hahaha .. oh my that was a shame day. But all and all sounds like you had a fun day turning heads wondering what had happened. So love it.🙂
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Thank you
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Your welcome! And your dog omg i love his hair!!!!🙂
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His hair on his butt is even more spectacular. He’s never really tidy.
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Hahaha oh that is so funny . Okay needed that laugh this morning.😂
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I’m so pleased you found it funny.
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I’m sorry .. lol but yes I did find it funny🙂
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And this is why I stay home.
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Best way really.
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lol loved it
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Thank you
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Well then! Just think…. you have great material… you should write a blog… oh wait! 😁😳🤭😃
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Yes must start a blog one day.
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😂 Aww to funny dear 😁.
We all have days like that. 🌹
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BY FOR NOW
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Your welcome dear 😀.
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BY FOR NOW
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Sending you hugs.
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Loving the humour in here, although I admit I feel a little guilty because of the shame attached to it 😉 I call these days ‘one of those clumsy days’… I have them too! They give my children a lot to laugh about 😛
(And you’ve reminded me that I am now six months without going to a hairdresser, and I probably should do something about that 😛 )
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It’s more like 6 years for me.
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There are days when you just have to stay indoors, close the curtains, and be careful not to touch anything breakable.
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Behind the sofa is the best place to be.
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Sorry, that’s already taken.
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Pity.
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Posting the keys was the best bit. How could you? 🙂
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That sinking feeling when you realise.
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I can identify: https://derrickjknight.com/2012/08/22/a-really-lovely-old-boy/
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I guess many of us can.
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Posting your keys? You sure brought a chuckle to the postman and to heaven knows how many others.
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Thank you. I have my purpose.
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Raised a smile here Gary, but I feel for you.
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I’m so pleased you smiled.
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🙂
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Was feeling low and u made me smile..thanks for that..
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That’s good to here.
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You are worse than me… And that is saying something! 😂 😂 😂
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That’s a badge of honour
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“Mama told me there’s be days like this. There’ll be days like this, Mama said”. That tune was playing as I read your post. Crap happens to everyone, but you make it pure joy for your readers. Good on ya!
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Best way is to smile at these things.
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I agree, a sense of humour can get us through a lot of adversity. and I love yours.
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Thank you
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My pleasure, always.
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Sometimes you just have to go back to the basics! Getting your pants on the right way around is a win 🙌.
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It’s not always easy.
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having pants on is a good thing – what does it matter which way?
There are those moments, sometimes many moments, where stuff happens. it’s life. As long as the tear in the pants doesn’t happen in the main street, what does any of the rest of it matter?
Muddy cars are working vehicles; muddy bike riders are saving the world; glass doors should have an eye-level sight-line; posties have seen worse than that – I once saw one of them lift out the unmentionable item with a stick to hand it back to the rather sheepish dropper; and losing keys? Who hasn’t done that?
A good day is when you put pants on before you go outside, and whether they’re back to front or not makes no never-mind.
thanks for the humourous start to my day.
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I like your liberal approach to pants. A good day is when you don’t have to chase your dog around as he has your pants…
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Um, how did you find out about that?
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Fox News….
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that darned drones! I’m moving …
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They have eyes everywhere
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OH THE SHAME—ALL THE SAME—NO ONE YOU CAN BLAME—EXCEPT CHUCKLE!
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Thank you
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR DAY WAS DIFFICULT! BUT HE STILL GOT HIS PANTS ON THE RIGHT WAY!!!!! 😀
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Thank you sir
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What a day THAT WAS!!!!
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It was
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Oh my! What a day! I can’t believe all that happened to you on the same day! Well, better to get it over with, then the days that follow won’t seem so shameful!
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I would like to think that the people at my back would wait until I had left before they cleaned off the door! I think they would have!
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Not in my bank. Maybe if I had more money in the bank they would be more sympathetic.
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Ha! Maybe. But that is not to say that I have so much in the bank that they would have not embarrassed me further by cleaning it while I was still in the bank. Although, the amount of mud might be a factor. I don’t think I would ever have cause to be covered in it so therefore, my crash would have just left a face print and not a muddy face print.
I hope your nose is feeling better even if it is still red! 🙂
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It’s a fetching look
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It fits the season. Maybe you’ll be asked to be the leader of some group (like Rudolph)! 🙂
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That would be cool
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Still got a red nose from the bank door.
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Sometimes the sun hits those glass doors just right and it seems as if they are open!
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That’s very kind of you. That makes me feel slightly less of a numpty
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Oh, look at that! I love it. Probably totally standard for you, but not me – I have new (to me) word! NUMPTY. Oh, I am going to throw that around! I experience a lot of those! 🙂 Thanks! And I somewhat think that some stores/banks put flyers on the doors just for that reason! People run into them!
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It’s quite well used here. But you get some strange looks when you say it in London.
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I am sure I will garner some strange looks when I say it, but I could start a trend over here!
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It’s good to be a trend setter sometimes.
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Wow – whadda day! I refer to my desk as the desk of shame. It’s in the kitchen and is always cluttered with various stuff. Drives my husband crazy.
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That sounds like mine
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Sorry if the shame makes you feel bad, but your post was laugh-out-loud funny. I especially loved the image of you watching someone from the bank clean the glass you muddied. And then, the keys in the post box. Too much!
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Pleased it made you laugh. Makes me smile looking back.
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I don’t know whether to laugh because it wasn’t me … this time … or to cry because I’ve had those days so many times. As re the keys in the post box story. Once when my own children were little, we lived in a rural mountain community, where we had to drive our rubbish a couple of miles down the highway. One day, with car keys hooked over finger, I released the rubbish bag into the big tall bin, and the keys flew off my finger and into the bin. No worries … I put my 4-year-old son into the bin to retrieve the keys, but … yep, you guessed it … then I couldn’t reach in far enough to pull HIM out, so I had to flag down a trucker on the highway to help! Next time you wake up feeling like you did this morning, roll over, tell your son to fix a bowl of cereal and watch television — no school today — and then go back to sleep! Do not leave the house!
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That’s so funny
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That is a lot in one day. Made me smile. Hope most days are a lot better
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They really are usually.
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