It’s time for some poetry. Some really bad poetry. Terrible poetry. It’s the weekly challenge run by the wonderful Chelsea Owens. This weeks rules are
Here are the specifics for this week:
- Topic: Birth. Childbirth’s a bit high on my mind, or the birthday of this contest, or …go where the prompt takes you.
For kicks, let’s also do a limerick. - The traditional Length of a limerick is five lines: AABBA, in anapestic meter.
- Limericks totally Rhyme. See the line above this one for direction.
- Make it terrible! Seriously; that’s the point of the whole contest.
- Keep the Rating PG/PG-13ish (or cleaner).
You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (November 22) to submit a poem to Chelsea.
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My effort is not much about Birth but I did spell out BIRTH down the side though. It might be hard to believe but I did clean this poem up quite a bit….
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Boris Johnson was asked how many kids he has fathered
It wasn’t a surprise when the posh fart spectacularly dithered
Rich entitled Eton Boy has had fingers in many pies
Trouble is that people are starting to see through his web of lies
He may well have the last laugh by making us all Brexit buggered
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This is the last piece Terrible Poetry until they start of 2020. Chelsea has far more pressing matters to focus on. Wishing you all the best my friend.
A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent. 
Ug… Boris…
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He’s not good at all.
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No. He and trump
Need to be dumped
In the tip
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He does
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That has got to be worst BIRTH story I’ve ever heard/read! Horrible!
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Thank you. x
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Okay that was bad … lol
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Excellent.
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(Hahaha😂
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it had Boris in it. yep… Defo wins the prize for terrible…
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That worked then..l
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Not in that you need have but written one word…. Boris. But that is just the editor in me …………
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Yes that says everything
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Yep, that’s a bad one! Great job!
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It’s a cleaned up bad one.
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A father once said of his wife,
My life is nothing but strife.
Let’s use all of our wit
Give birth to a little shit
And cut the cord with a knife.
(Apologies in advance – It;s the best I could do in 30 seconds – The Rhyme Doctor)
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That works
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Bugger. Its really truly horrible.
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Thank you
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Oh dear… 😀
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I though it was supposed to be bad….. and it was cleaned up significantly from version 1 after reading your post.
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😀 If you read some of the other poetry, maybe you’d’ve seen that yours was fine as originally penned. 😀
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🙏
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