Feels more like Frank Herberts Dune than Yorkshire today.
We are a week away from our countries latest election. I don’t know why we bother having a vote as the media are all screaming at the public to vote for Boris Johnson. A pack of media hounds trying to rip to shreds the Opposition Leaders. Yet the hardest scrutiny Johnson has faced seems to have been how he makes a cream scone.
Strangely no mention of the lies, the alleged affairs, the islamophobia, extreme policies or his contempt for ordinary people. Yes very like a strange Frank Herbert world.
A knock at the door this afternoon. A man dressed as if he’s just been shooting pheasants (or maybe peasants).
Can I count on your support for the Conservative Party Candidate and Boris Johnson. Let’s get Brexit Done.
So exactly what does let get Brexit Done mean.
When Boris is elected PM he will get Brexit done by the end of January.
So will he sign off on the full text of a EU trade deal by January then.
Erm that’s the details. He will get Brexit done January 2020.
But the boring details are the important bits of Brexit. So will they be completed by January.
No but Boris will sort them so we can spend on the NHS, Police and make tax cuts. It’s all about getting Brexit Done.
So he’s not getting Brexit Done then. He’s just agreeing to go and we worry about all the important stuff later.
But he’s getting Brexit done. After January we won’t talk about it again and we can have more 50000 new nurses and large tax cuts.
But as an MP and London Mayor he has either voted for or agreed to budget cuts for those areas. The only thing he’s supported is tax cuts. So why the change of heart. Plus the 50000 seems to be mainly made up of existing nurses. Keep current nurses doesn’t make them new nurses.
*** shooting man now giving me that – am I talking to a traitor – look. ***
The budgets cuts are the fault of The Labour Party and the EU. When Boris gets Brexit Done .. erm … Britain will be great again.
But Labour has not been in power since 2007. How can it be there fault.
Corbyn has personally stopped Brexit. He’s a traitor to the people who voted to leave.
Are you not forgetting your own Conservative MPs and a Former Conservative PM who agreed that the Johnson deal is a disaster and really just an excuse to crash out of Europe without a deal.
*** shooting man now very red in the face ***
Clearly your a remoaner. Boris will get Brexit Done for the good British people who voted to leave.
Can I ask about why the Conservatives are in favour of bringing back fox hunting when in your terms the vast majority of the public are in favour of a complete ban. And why the Conservatives have said so little to say about climate change. Why Boris Johnson was the only party leader who refused to debate climate change on the live broadcast.
*** but shooting man was gone. Walking briskly to the next house. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that as he walked across my lawn he trod on one of Captain Chaos’s finest and freshest dog turds. I bet that doesn’t feature on any of the media’s election coverage.