I’ve not had fan mail for a few months. Last time I managed to upset both a few Donald Trump supporters and several Brexit fans. Since then it’s been very quiet until today. Who would have thought that the word Onomatopoeia would bring them out from behind the sofas again.
My new American friend apparently looked up Onomatopoeia and was horrified to find no mention of a Dinosaur.
Apparently I clearly know Jack Shit about everything and I should get my facts right before spouting my commie views.
Strangely I’ve never met Jack Shit but I must look him up.……. But thank you for such a good laugh this evening. Sorry it’s been such a short friendship but your blocked now. See ya.
Bravo!
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Thanks
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I hope to never get fan mail if your example is what to expect!
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Sometimes they are unintentionally funny.
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Yup. Best not to talk politics until you know what side everyone is on. Interesting goings on South of us with #45. I plan to stay out of America for a while. As to Brexit, I expect my friend from Sheffield may have a few thoughts. Looking forward to hearing them. As to Jack Shit, I hear he is a real turd of a guy. Cheers. Allan
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Unfortunately a lot of turds walking about, many as leaders.
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Ha ha…. I thought that was a word name. But you convinced me otherwise! Jack Shir, meet gullible.
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I’m gullible beyond belief.
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Good for you Gary. You can do without fan mail like that!
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Comes with the territory apparently
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It’s a bugger!
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It is that.
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I’m curious about the supposed link between onomatopoeia and dinosaurs now. 🤔
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My sad mind. As the spellings get harder then eventually you have to get to sone of those random 30 letter dinosaur names. When I saw Onomatopoeia I just saw a dinosaur.
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Tell them to bloody well sod off.
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You say it so much better than me.
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99% of everyone I know would have no idea what I was saying 🤣
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I know that feeling
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Some people sadly do not have a sense of humour. Blocking is the best course of action.
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Or a very strange one.
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I happen to know a dinosaur named Jack Shit…
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Now that’s cool. That would be a real hard core Dino.
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Lol
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🙏
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Okay, I have to admit I looked it up as well and saw no mention of dinosaurs. But was thinking you were using it as a slang or expression… Lol😊
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Must explain my crappy little jokes about better. x
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Lol yes but love it. Shows you have such great humor. Hugs!
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Thank you
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Your welcome.
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How have you managed to upset someone by talking about onomatopoeia? 😂 Sorry I’m laughing … not at you – at some of the clowns we encounter on the net!
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I regret having left this comment. It was arrogant and unChristianlike. 😦
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I don’t think it was in the slightest.
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Gary, just to clarify … I didn’t think that your post was arrogant and unChristian. It’s my comment that bothered me, i.e. referring to people I don’t even know as ‘clowns’. Your post was actually very funny. 😁
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No that’s what I thought you meant. Didn’t think it was my post as it was quite clean for one of mine.
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😂x
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Gave me a laugh.
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Oh my blessed God, this is so freaking funny. No doubt that “fan” does not get your tongue-in-cheek brand of humour. Aw, well, so long, farewell to that one. )I don’t think you will miss them)
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No but he did give me a good laugh.
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So glad you shared it, it made me laugh as well…
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I’m pleased.
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You really do have a gift, one that I appreciate very much. Always such a pleasure to read your stuff and/or an inspiration. Thank you!
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That’s so kind of you.
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I don’t feel it’s kind, necessarily, just a fact. Seriously.
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Thank you
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Welcome 🙂
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Onomatopoeia. Thanks predictive text! 😀 It’s a shame that nowadays people can’t seem to agree to disagree and still get on. Agreed? 🙂
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Predictive text is my saviour. Too many people have forgotten the skills of listening and thinking.
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I hear you, I think you’re right! 😀
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I had to look up ‘Onomatopoeia’ as I had no idea what it was. It certainly looks like a good name for a dinosaur… Speaking of which… Is a good analysis of our education system! 😉
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Thank you. Yes it would make a great Dinosaur name.
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I thought it was great humor. I still believe it was. But I didn’t see anything for anyone to take offense in in your piece. Must read it again. The smaller the mind, the less humor it is capable of maintaining…
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Clearly wanted a bit more fact checking from me.
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I thought you were just being funny.
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I try occasionally
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I thought it was only on Twitter that people got arsey?! Imagine if you can how it is being a Brit in the U.S., having fairly strong opinions and having to be ‘diplomatic’ … frustrations are rife here!
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I bet they are.
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Jack Shit is a cousin of Doodly Squat… I think they’re part of the F@ck All Clan🤔 …just in case you were wondering.
That’s pretty funny that someone got their knickers in a twist over your dinosaur humor.
I have yet to receive fan mail of that caliber. It’s sad really. I used to be SO good at irritating people. Guess I’ve lost the knack.
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I was kicked out of that Clan. Welcomed into the Dumbass Clan. Can’t imagine you irritating anyone.
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Aww… very sweet😊 My daughters can give examples, with dates & time😂
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Probably all kids can do that for parents.
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So sad people have to be that way!!!! Blessings to you and your son!
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Thank you
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What an @$$$!
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It was funny
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I can imagine, but that guy must have the imagination of a gnat, not that I mean to insult a gnat!!
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Careful your going to get the gnats annoyed.
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I fear! 😅🤪
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I have heard on a number of occasions that many Americans just do not get the British sense of humour. Brian May of Queen said in an interview quite a while ago that their song which was intended to take the mickey out of Coro Street, lost them a lot of fans. I don’t remember which song it was, but it was the one with the video where they all dressed in drag. A lot of American fans did not think it was funny and made quite a backlash.
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Was it “I want to break free”? Americans seems to think there is no one else in the world except them. I know some very lovely ones though,lol
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Yes it is. I just looked at it on Youtube. Yes there are plenty of lovely ones, but a lot of them think their way is the only way.
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Not enough effort goes into trying to understand other people’s views these days.
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You are quite right.
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I guess every country has its own unique take on humour.
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It does, and it can be hard to grasp. But many countries can still recognise that.
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Long may that continue
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Long may it indeed.
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That video wasn’t aired in the US because it was “too controversial”!! I didn’t know about till recently, when I watched a documentary (a British documentary) about the band!
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Didn’t realise it was that controversial in the US.
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It isn’t now but the US has been puritanical for ages and at the time they weren’t ready for drag on the airwaves. Even now, some state is trying to outlaw the new trend of drag queens reading to children… make it fully illegal. Just STUPID!!
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I get the impression some of our leaders want to go down the same lines.
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Yes, it’s sad to see Nationalism taking over. It’s a precursor to wars.
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Sadly you maybe right.
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Wow !! Definite culture differences there ! They just meant to take the mickey out of Coronation Street – a British soap opera.
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Might be just me but I have never watched Coronation Street.
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No I have not watched it for years. For a while I was constantly out on the evenings it was screening. Then I just could not get into it. It no longer appealed to me.
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When I worked for a bigger organisation every morning seemed to involve discussion about Coronation Street or Eastenders. I just looked blank.
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Me too.
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Oh my god, people are dumb,lol.
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Yet admit I have my moments as well. x
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Jack Shit wrote a self-help book on how to develop a sense of humour. It sounds like your new friend should read it 😉
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I hope he finds a copy.
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What a barking drip
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It is.
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Oh my goodness, that is funny. Sorry you got hated on. Well handled, of course!
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They say any reaction is better than none at all.
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Some people are so bored they need to put down others. Thank goodness for the block button. I’d say the dino in your photo looks like it should carry the name onomo??? Sorry, I never learned how to spell it. Or I forgot because I use it so seldom.
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I can only spell it that’s to predictive text.
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Onomatopoeia Onomatopoeia Onomatopoeia pffffft made me laugh out loud. Apparently jack has shit for brains! LOL
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So I understand. x
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Wow… you & Google educated a lot of people!
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Thanks
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It really is such a shame that people can’t share their views with others on occasion and then get belittled. Just because someone doesn’t have the same sense of humour it doesn’t give others the right to be offensive or rude.
Good luck with your future posts.
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Thank you
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Did he really type jack shit? The unhealthy tendency to rip words apart is also a typical American treat.
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He did.
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Funny. I like your Jack Shit remarks.
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Lots of Jack Shit about this week.
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