The zero hours contract yielded 5 hours work today. Another 50000000 hours and I might just keep the bank manager from sending me snotty letters. Just enough time left for a quick run. The light was stunning. It’s the quiet before the next storm hits.
“Is it true that we are getting another storm.”
“Yes Son it’s due to hit at the weekend. But this time maybe just a little less wind but much more rain.”
“Great. I bet they have given it a really silly name.”
“Storm Dennis.”
“Your joking aren’t you.”
“No Son it’s officially called Dennis.”
“Probably named after Dennis The Menice. Would have been better if they had called it Storm Menice.”
“Given we seem to be getting them every 6 days now maybe they should call it ANOTHER STORM.”
Son gave the car radio a quizzical look when the news reporter mentioned that Boris Johnson is still committed to building a bridge between Scotland and Ireland.
“How much is that going to cost”
“I think it was a minimum £20 billion but given our track record of overspends that probably means about £80 billion”
“Dad what a stupid idea. How many operations, or school books or trees could that pay for. How many months will it be closed for high winds.”
It’s a staggering idea. A 45km bridge over a seriously mad and volatile sea area. Supported by a series of giant towers having to be spaced at least a kilometre apart to accommodate the busy shipping routes. It would also have to cross the location of the country’s largest military dump. In 1945 over a million tons of munitions and submarines were dumped in a 300m deep sea trench.
“Its ok Son it’s unlikely to be built. When he was Mayor of London Boris committed to another big bridge idea. He was going to build a pedestrian bridge over the Thames. It ended up as a shambles and nothing happened. So if he can’t build a bridge between London and London he’s going to struggle to build one from Scotland to Ireland”.
“Talking about building Dad. When are you going to get round to putting my shelf back up in my bedroom.”
“The project is currently in the planning stages.”
“If you mean by planning that it’s been propped against the wardrobe them then planning stage has lasted almost two years.”
“I will try to do it tomorrow.”
“Yeh right. Two massive white elephants. The Irish Sea Bridge and my Lego Shelf.”
Peaceful photo
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Thank you. Yes it was for me.
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My daughter sent me a photo of the headlines about Dennis, and I thought Florida got its share.
A bridge!!! Better to spend the money on kids with disabilities.
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I guess he just wants a bridge with his name on.
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Oy Oy oy
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I saw an interesting map of the dumping ground in the Irish Sea. Hopefully, we’ll have a new Parliament before there is any serious attempt to do anything as bizarre as build a bridge there.
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It will blow down anyway.
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Storm Donald has his Wall, why shouldn’t Blustery Boris have his Bridge?🤣 Some men buy big trucks when they feel small… imagine how small the Doofus Duo must feel. No sympathy from me though, nope!
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Good job I like small Lego sets then….. x
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Haha! Your son is amazing 😅
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He is. So many kids are they just don’t get the chance to shine.
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That’s true. I can see how strong and loving the bond between the two of you is. The best condition for a strong development. It is heart warming.
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That’s so very kind of you. x
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😊😊
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🙏🙏
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Oh my goodness. I absolutely love it when you write about the conversations you have with your son. He really is quite precocious eh? And very funny! It seems to be a thing with governments – they love to make outlandish promises that cannot possibly be kept. Don’t be a Boris – get on building your son’s shelf. His future may depend on it. LOL
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I’m on the case tomorrow. Been shamed into it.
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hahahaha good on ya – wishing you a complete success Happy building 🙂
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Thank you. Not good at diy
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Aw, but you make up for that in so many ways. Your son is fortunate to have you.
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Having burnt his food far too often – some days he might agree to differ. x
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Yes, perhaps, yet, there is more to life than food
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Really is. We forget foods actual Mundane purpose.
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I cook food because we have to eat, but cooking is not something I get excited about. LOL
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No I don’t enjoy it that much as well.
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LOL yeah, I kinda got that impression 🙂
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He must be irritated – comparing you to Boris Johnson 🙂
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Bet Boris is more annoyed being compared to me.
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Beautiful photo!
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Thank you so much
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Lol… Gotta smile re that shelf. Sorry my Mr is the exact same. the girls used to end themselves when he’d say he’d put a picture up. As for the bridge? That Scotland does not want?? Man is an utter cretin.
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There is a lot of things Scotland doesn’t want but is getting them. BJ doesn’t give a monkeys.
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Well we all reckon independence is coming, whatever monkey he gives. However the rabid unionist press makes it look– I mean we all just deck ourselves up here when the Labour and the Libs and the Tories with their piddling amount of MPs between them keep saying people don’t want it, instead of looking to the fact that if some of them don’t start singing a different tune they are facing wipeout. An awful lot of tunes have changed lately in terms of mood up here recently.
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It’s not surprising given the crap coming out of London and the London centres parties. Yorkshire would happily go independent.
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Well I said before Alfred the Great had a lot so answer for. He created a monster in many ways. And that monster has swallowed these islands. And frankly in terms of
the grey men who run the country, the establishment and all that divine right crap goes all the way back to him. Historically the Scottish people never got the choice or any say on the Act of Union and what is forgotten, largely because it was never taught here, is that was am equal union of parliaments, not a situation where we all get told what to do by Whitehall. There are whole swathes of ‘England’ that also happily had their own ways. Yorkshire and Cornwall to name but two.
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When the Olympics and Commonwealth Games are on our papers always show the medal table with Yorkshire as a separate country. Our current structure is broken beyond repair. It’s time for change,
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Absolutely. It may be one island but it is many peoples .
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Which is conveniently forgotten.
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And how.
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Occasionally we get thrown a handout and then are expected to shut up.
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Same here but such is the mood he can shove his handout where the sun don’t shine. …
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Which would be the perfect place to build a new tunnel. Let’s see him take his billionaire paid holidays then.
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OMG, that is soooooh funny. Ending myself. Then he will whine about it in his posh git voice.
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Would be a slightly higher posh voice…
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Octaves higher, shooting to the sky in fact
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Oh that would be so funny
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You can imagine him trying to look sophisticated….. In control…
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Gives him somewhere to park his bike.
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yeah certainly big enuff. that or his gub.
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Strange how it goes quiet when it’s asked questions he doesn’t like.
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stay safe!!What a beautiful photo!!!
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Thank you x
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Maybe you could teach son some carpentry? I love the way his mind works… ❤
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I suspect the carpentry has now skipped two generations
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Lol….🙂
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Your photo is beautiful, another storm… You are so due for a break. I love how your son thinks smart young man.😊
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He is. x
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To be fair, there is some possibility of the Lego Shelf being built.. It probably won’t go massively over budget either.
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Better not…..
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Amazing photo… brilliant son. ☺
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He is thank you x
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He’s not so daft, that lad. I would have been very pleased to have produced that photograph.
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Thank you sir
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Love the conversation 🙂 That is great stuff. Hope you survive the next storm (and your son gets his Lego shelf 🙂 )
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Thank you Robyn
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Ha ha excellent 🙂 Reminds me of that quote, rehashed and revamped – but what bright spark thought it good idea to dump munitions into our oceans?’ They are everywhere around the globe, causing untold pollutions and continued damages .. they poison everything.
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The phosphorus on the west coast beaches is clearly nothing to do with the munitions in the sea.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm …. i remember years ago, well over 20 reading an article on the bombs washing ashore – a quick Google check and l see it’s still a huge problem.
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Another short sighted policy leaving future generations to sort out the mess.
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He does know how to segue doesn’t he? I love it when you quote your son. Trying to figure out which of you has the better sense of humor.
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His is great, mine is probably subconsciously pinched off other people.
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Where your planning stage will cost nothing apart from your sons hard stare (when you still haven’t done it 😉) the planning stage for the bridge which will never be built will cost billions just in the planning, most of which will go to Johnson’s backers and Tory donors probably.
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Yes the winners will be the dual few friends again. It truly stinks.
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