Maybe it’s my dear parents influence but I’ve always liked a garden gnome. But for years we had a problem. My partner hated them. Which is unusual as she was the kindest soul going. Never a bad word about anyone. All except gnomes. She had serious issues with them. When I suggested the garden would benefit from at least one of these sweet little chaps the response was razor sharp
If I find one in the garden then it’s getting smashed with a hammer….
Even when I suggested that a gnome would significantly raise the IQ in the garden when I was gardening alone, the response was similarly brutal
The garden gnome will get it then your next…..
What I will now tell you will probably get a really pissed off spirit coming my way. I might have ignored my partner just a tad. A few gnomes did get sneaked into the garden. To ensure their life expectancy was measured in days rather than seconds they needed to go into deep cover. Very deep cover. The compost heap, under bushes, hid behind plant pots. Unbelievably a few survived the inevitable apocalypse.
One such hardy soul is still with us. Now he is enjoying life in the open. He has long forgotten the long years buried under the hedge. He’s a gnome from my favourite footy team. He’s over 20 years old and is still to see his team win anything. What was I thinking of when as a toddler when I picked Newcastle United as my team. I could have picked a team which won things. No I picked the team which is in a permanent state of chaos, a never ending winless soap story. No wonder the poor gnome looks so washed out. I went through a stage of telling the gnome the teams results. Unfortunately as that usually entailed breaking the bad news of another defeat I changed to just letting him know of good team news. As a result I haven’t spoken to the gnome in years…….
Change your team.
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LOL!! I am sorry but I can relate very well to how your partner felt about them. I consider myself being a peaceful soul but garden gnomes (and clowns!)… I don’t know what that is… lol.
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Itβs strange that so many dislike them. x
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It really is a phenomenon.
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It is
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Iβm with your late partner on gnomes but I do like the frog.
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The frog has a story.
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Okay, what is it?
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Think he might get a mention tonight.
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Looking forward to it.
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I rather like your little gnome … as it happens, my dear husband supports Ipswich Town and they donβt win very much either.
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Another team cut adrift.
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I must say I am with your partner on not liking gnomes as well.NEVER cared for them. They give me a creepy vibe. (hahaha)π€·π»ββοΈ
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They are like marmite. X
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What is a marmite? I think I know but not sure lol
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I happen to like Garden Gnomes. I’m glad you were able to protect the poor little guy. I supported our NFL team, even when they were losing, until they moved away. Now I ignore the greedy NFL.
I’ll stick with the NHL and the Detrot Red Wings! #LGRW
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We have the worst owner going. He even tried to keep his sports shops open after the lockdown started. He raised the price of home exercise equipment by 50% to cash in. Dreadful man. Letβs Go…. x
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Love this post. I feel the same with picking Aston Villa! It was more enforced than self selected though. I donβt have too much of a beef with gnomes. Raisins and sultanas though, donβt get me started ….
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Up the Villa. Another team lost in time. I went to Aston University for a while. So went quite often. x
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Oh wow did you? Know it well! X
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It was a funny place. From what I can remember – it was never sunny….
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It is sunny! Occasionally. Changed a lot round there now.
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Still freezing
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I donβt live in the North Pole π€£ x
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Properties are much cheaper there. x
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True
Bloody freezing though π₯Ά
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At least you get a massive outdoor freezer.
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π important to focus on the positives!!
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Thatβs what keep us going.
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Your gnome looks ok but I have to admit I much prefer big green frogs.
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Yes he has a story to.
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Thank you
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you might enjoy this, a guest post I was asked to do for Cordellia’s Mum
https://cordeliasmomstill.com/2017/12/29/the-door-dog/
the gnome bit is about half way down
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More gnome memories. x
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And we have our own Stormin’ Norman inside.
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2016/02/06/storm-in-a-tin-cup/
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And what a healthy looking chap he is.
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He hasn’t changed much apart from a dusty hue……………..
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Are these gnomes for decorative purpose or are they supposed to bring some kind of luck…
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Lol…
I have a niece who has a serious hate for gnomes. I’m undecided on them. Andrew would be all for it to spite our niece. But the fellow would have to have the right Panache. He can’t be just any ordinary knome. He has to have a story and a strong spirit. And he better be worth his weight in salt. I’d say that he also needs to earn his keep, but that might be too harsh.
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Yes the back story is so important
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A garden without a gnome is sad. There, I said it, with apologies to your wife.
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They are like Marmite.
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Many will outlive us!
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We should try one as a countries leader. See what difference it makes.
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No doubt they’d make a lot more sense than the so called leaders holding public office today.
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They would and far more dependable
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It’s so sad that this is what public service has descended to – it’s something of an oxymoron these days.
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He’s probably lonely – You should have a chat with him.
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I will
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
AH…YOU KNOW WE BEST IDENTIFY WITH THE UNDERDOGS…UNDER COVERS!
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This made my heart swell in affection for you even more. Gotta love garden gnomes they get a bad rap really. At our local flower festival Floriade there is a garden gnome painting competition. Love the idea of stumbling across one obscured in the undergrowth, this post really made my afternoon. π this santa is the closet I can find to a garden gnome icon.
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Well we have a gnome sanctuary now.
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Love it..
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Thank you
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I’m afraid in our family gnomes signify a garden of shite π But then we have one full of owls – can’t see the difference myself.
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You sound like my partner……l
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Aw, the little gnome. I think they’re cute – in someone else’s yard π
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Iβm giving you a Paddington Bear look…..
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Hahahaaa!
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Stopped looking now….
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Awwww … not trying to self-promote, but I did a series of posts about gnomes … I think you’ll enjoy http://jilldennison.com/2016/03/02/the-gnomes-have-lost-their-homes/ There were several updates, and the creator of the gnome homes has even commented a time or two. It was a fun story. Congratulations on the survival of your gnome … too bad, though, about the others π₯
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Gnomes are fun for some of us. x
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I love them! xx
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Thanks x
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