This is my fault. I finally got round to ordering some factor 50 sun cream. It was always asking for trouble here in Yorkshire.
Asking for trouble has been my new middle name recently.
- It’s 6am and I’ve crawled out of bed. With my indoor gym clothes on I headed outside for my workout. That black cloud looked menacing. Should I go back inside for a waterproof. No can’t be bothered and the forecast said no rain until after lunch. Asking for trouble. Ten minutes later and the heavens opened. Absolutely drenched. I was wetter than Aquaman.
- Son asked if our lockdown was continuing. I said yes then added and nobody is due to visit us. Asking for trouble. Two minutes later a loud knock at the door. Someone asking if I wanted the windows cleaning. I clearly forgot that was classed as an essential service.
- I had been such a good boy. For ages I separated out wash items into separate piles and then strictly followed washing instructions. Then I became lazy and started randomly throwing items in the machine. Asking for trouble. For some bizarre reason I decided to throw my favourite jumper (woollen sweater) into a wash with grass stained clothes. Strangely wool does not take kindly to the nuclear reactor like soiled item setting. Now my jumper has been shrunk. It might have fit me when I was say 10…..
- I tried to bake some bread yesterday. Put the bread dough in the oven. I won’t bother setting the timer, I won’t forget. Asking for trouble. Three hours later my beautiful gluten free loaf was harder than iron. I’m going to sell it to the military as a missile defence shield. On a separate note. Even after three hours of incineration the gluten free loaf came out looking like all it’s colour had still been sucked out of it. One day I will learn how to make gluten free food look cooked.
- Our freezer is not very big, so space is premium. A couple of months back we had a home shopping delivery which replaced some items with some random frozen vegetarian pies of different flavours. I removed the pie packaging and didn’t label them. Asking for trouble. Last night I fancied a treat. So I had mashed potato, peas, gravy and a pie. Unfortunately I forgot that the pies which had been sent all those months ago where Apple and Summer Fruits filled. Apple pie and gravy is not a great combo.
Asking for trouble…..
Oh dear… I set alarms for everything because I know I forget.
I’ll make a list when I’m going to the corner market, forget the list AND forget the main item I went to get.🤦♀️ You are not alone. I am also… what’s the word?? A muppet??🤷🏼♀️ We have great entertainment value😉😂😂💌
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That’s our role in life xx
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Your last paragraph started my day with a small 🤣🤣
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Cool
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Hilarious. I do wonder if you make this up, then I realise you really aren’t!! 😂😂
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I am a muppet, no need to make stuff up xx
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A muppet and a numpty. Me too, so we are in good company. Xx
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We should remake Dumb and Dumber….. x
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That’s it! Our very own reality tv show. Make our fortune (with added royalties from the balancing on one leg challenge). Set for life! Now for a name …
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I would say the muppet show but that’s been taken.
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Very good …
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R105 L108
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R98 L45
Too busy thinking about chocolate … lost concentration
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I think we can excuse you on your 29th birthday.
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I wish!
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You never know. The force is strong with you. I wish May 4th would go, doing too many Star Wars quotes. x
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😂
It’s a great day for Star Wars quotes. Embrace it x
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Lol. Sorry but the bit with the piece is funny. I nearly put iced cider in my coffee earlier. I keep some in a plastic milk carton in the freezer cos I do roast tomatoes in it and I had brought the carton out to let it defrost slightly…… DUHHHH
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Iced cider sounds like such a cool drink. x
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It is really good on basil and garlic dressed roasted tomatoes.
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Rather reminds of that time in Friends when Rachel made trifle!
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I might be the only one but I’ve never seen an episode of Friends. Keep meaning to.
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Ah well, you can’t miss what you’ve never seen.
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True
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Uffdah, asking for trouble is right! I’ve been putting leftovers into the freezer without labels, and Biff’s determined to bike down the neighborhood hill before he has proper control of the brakes…
Yeah, the lockdown’s still going on here, though a couple things have reopened, thank goodness. I’m really hoping more will change in the coming weeks–all we can do is hope and pray. Hope you have a reason to smile today…and gosh, I really should try and get some workout time in, too…
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Here they are mutterings of the 26th May as the start of the next to stage. That unexpected caller yesterday (window cleaner) really did spook son. Must admit it spooked me. Taking those steps back into the world are going to be so tough.
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You can always take those steps good and slow–just a walk through the village will be a major success when that time comes.
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That’s the first step. That’s going to take a lot of effort for him and probably me as well. Not been out of the village in 7 weeks.
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Hey, every step taken is an achievement. xxxxx
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It really is. Hope your hanging in there. I’m so hoping that during the summer you will get many steps back outside again. Hopefully at your cabin. xxxxxx
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We will try–and you try getting out to visit the animals, when you can!
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Hope the homeschooling is going ok.
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I’m trying to figure out how to write about it 🙂
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I think you did it perfectly x
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Aw, thanks xxxxx
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I had a dream about graveyards last night and looking fir famous graves like Stalin, Sherlock Holmes and Kennedy. I wonder whose fault that was. Keep smiling xxxxx
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Ha! Sorry about that. 🙂 But wouldn’t that be curious if all three were buried in the same place? Who else would be in a cemetery like that? Are there guards in this cemetery? How does one get in? What would the gravestones look like? Soooo many questions…
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This one had massive gravestones which you had to rub the dust off to reveal the names. Basically it was a bigger version of the Whitby Abbey one set on the cliff top. It’s one of those locations I so wish you could see. One of those imagination portals.
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It sounds wonderful! I think we could all use imagination portals these days 🙂
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We could especially as our usual ones may be out of bounds.
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Damn. Hugs, then, as many as I can send!
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Thank you my friend. Try to keep smiling.
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Will your shrunken jumper fit your son? When I washed one on the wrong setting it stretched and I could have worn it as a dress.
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No he’s longer than me now…..
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pity
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🙏
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You might be asking for trouble, but it sounds like trouble makes your life interesting 😀
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It so does.
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The universe isn’t out to get you. But YOU are.
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That’s so true.
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Oh no! I’m sorry – made me smile 🙂
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So pleased you smiled.
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Oh, that is a say so far. The apple pie sounds yummy. And we’ll your bread sounds interesting. Lol☺️
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It was apart from the gravy.
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Oh ok lol.
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Trouble trouble trouble.
Auntie thinks there’s trouble if the wind blows leaves down on the grass. I swear if she were spryer she would go out and pick them all up. 🤦♀️
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🙏
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Window cleaning is essential???
Yeah. Wool. Hot water. Hot dryer. No.
Baking gluten free is a balancing act. And, you do have to remember that it is in the oven.
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I did that with sausages today as well..
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Yikes. You need a loud buzzer to tell you that it’s done.
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I have one but don’t use it.
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LOL! SMDH.
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I had to look that one up. I like that, going to use it.
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What? SMDH. Yeah. I use it…a lot.
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I do now. Used it 3 times.
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Excellent. Glad to be of service.
My others are *facepalm* but, no shortened text on that and, IDGAF. Look THAT one up. LOL!
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Looking that one up.
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LOL!
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Glad you noticed the pies were fruit before they were cooked! Some days are just like this. Try not to dwell too much on it.
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No it was after…….
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Oh no! I missed that nuance. Funny though!
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Yes Apple pie and gravy is not a great mix.
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🤮
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You’re just human like it’s all! Making mistakes is what keeps life interesting!
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It so does.
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😅😃
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Believe me, I can relate to quite some of your examples but most of all to the “no necessity for setting a timer” experience 😂
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I never learn. Did the same with sausages today.
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Oh, gosh! That proves the theory that we have to go through the same situations until we got the lesson… lol!
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That is so true.
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💁♀️
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“I’m going to sell it to the military as a missile defence shield.”
🤣🤣🤣
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🙏
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Sounds like it’s always an adventure at your house
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It does feel it that way. Hope your finding a way to keep the runs going.
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More or less
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I’m pleased your getting something still.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
AH YES…!
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Thank you
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yer welcome!
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Funny…I like this!
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Good.
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Careful what you ask for
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That’s true.
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🙂
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Hahaha… those dark clouds looked fierce! I bet those heavens opened up! Sometimes that’s fun too though lol
Sorry about your sweater, I have turned everyone’s things pink before lol … totally by accident – my boys were not thrilled by that lol (it was one time! By accident!)
But did you enjoy the pie? Lol ✌️
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Once I removed the gravy and replaced with custard, I did. x
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I need to set so reminder alarms in life.
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So many+
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My list grows
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I really need to.
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I’m famous for putting something on to cook and then totally forget about it. I remember once wondering who was burning something until I finally remembered I was cooking macaroni. Fortunately I was able to salvage most of it, all accept the part that was almost permanently glued to the bottom of the pot. Now I cook pasta in these tubes I have for the purpose. You cover the pasta with boiling water and wait until it is cooked. Of course, there is always the chance that I will forget even that and end up with mush. Not very tasty. But I have been cooking most of my food including eggs, oatmeal, fish, all my veggies etc. in a 3-tiered steamer. At least nothing can burn in that as I always set the timer and it switches to warm for a while before it turns off automatically. It’s definitely my best safeguard to having edible food for dinner.
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That’s a really good idea. I’m sure we have a steamer somewhere.
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