You know your garden is badly overgrown when you manage to fill a wheelie wheelie big Wheelie Bin full of weeds in less than 15 minutes. I guess that’s one of the advantages of council refuse collections only happening every two weeks. After only a few minutes weeding you might as well stop for 2 weeks.
I have to say the weeds didn’t go without a fight again. Nothing like trying to pull out angry nettles. They are the Sith Lords of the garden kingdom. Today I was prepared. Thickest gloves I could find, long sleeve top and combat trousers. I still have a lot to learn in the ways of the dark side. One particular large nettle was refusing to come out of the ground. With one final effort the nettle exploded out of the Yorkshire soil. Unfortunately far too much upward force had been applied and the delightful stinging plant whacked me in the face and neck. Shall we just say it’s smarting a tad….
I wasn’t weeding out of choice. The house had become very much off limits. Son had to voice record a presentation for school. He was suitably unimpressed. So to try and not put him off, I went outside to garden. I’m not sure how it finally sounded and I’ve promised him not to listen to it. But the barbed mutterings from inside the house did make me smile.
How am I supposed to perform under theses conditions….
Typical I do a good one and I forget to start recoding the stupid thing….
I bet Johnny Depp would struggle with this script….
And breathe….
Argh, why does this microphone make me sound like a Sith from Star Wars….
Oh for the love of …. I’m sounding like a chipmunk now….
Oh god I’m starting to sound like my Dad….
Sadly he is starting to sound like his Dad. My habit of shouting at pieces of technology has clearly rubbed off on him. I just wish these nettle stings would rub off me now. I definitely have a face perfect for radio tonight.
Love it. that first saying of your boy’s is brill.
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He just sounded so like a Diva on set.
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I kind of thought that too. That was why I was laughing.
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Are you getting much writing done these strange times?
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Not as much as I’d like .. there’s been a lot of family health things going on. Been quite difficult at times. But I have kept going and I turned to editing what I had rather than beat my brains to bits every day A lot of us have been struggling, those with families mainly. The ones who don’t and are sat at home with a partner but have no other family at all? They are starting to get on everyone’s tits big time in terms of their daily blahs re their word counts, their dressing up as their characters and all that keech…
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It’s so easy to forget that side of life. Sorry.
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Not at all. Nothing to apologise for. I might get a week where everything is rosy….
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I yell at our DSL service a lot because so much as a strong breeze or rain drops and net goes out. It’s also slow sometimes and I’ve taught my daughter the filthiest word that can be used in our home- buffering. Eek! LOL.
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The times I give a piece of tech a good talking to. What good will that do.
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Thank you
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Ouch. And smiles!
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Pleased about the smiles
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Yes
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Oh, I yell at inanimate objects, plants, my own body parts… looks like the nettles yelled back…oops! I don’t have any gloves…oh darn, such a shame. The weeds just keep growing in my yard.🤷🏼♀️
You’re an awesome, supportive dad!🌟🏅🥇💖💌
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Thank you. One day shouting at the washing machine might work x
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All of this amused me!
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Thank you
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Did I not read a wheelie wheelie big story from you the other day Gary? LOL
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Nettles are the bane of my life. They never stop growing.
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Just never ending. Whatever you do, they just keep coming back.
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The worst of it is that I tend to notice them when I’m outside in the summer. Every time, I think: “I’m sure I’ll be okay pulling these up while wearing short sleeves.”
I never learn.
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I do the same. Just can’t stop myself.
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Ouch! Nettles are nasty but the swelling and pain disappear soon again, thank God. Your garden must be a paradise for elves 🧚♀️
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Elves and moles and badgers.
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You are having a paradise in your garden, Gary!
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It’s a strange paradise Erika. x
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I got you 😃😄
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🙏x
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Put all you frustrations and energy into weeding!
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Well just 15 minutes
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Time enough, I think.
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Nettle soup? I always get great satisfaction out of eating things that injure me.
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I’ve made tea out of them.
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When I started on the garden a few weeks back, I had the battle of all time with the nettles and thorns. I became quite aggressive and my gardening gloves and long sleeve top lulled me into a false sense of security. I was invincible, or so I thought ….
one rather large thorn branch had actually grown into two other gardens and I pulled, and pulled and then pulled some more. It just kept coming until BAM …. it hit me right across the face and stuck in my hair and poked in my eye. They are not our friends …
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That’s another scene for the movie sorted. Knowing our look we would end up pulling at both ends of the same weed.
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Absolutely. It’s coming along nicely. A Laurel and Hardy moment
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Which one of us is Laurel !
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I wouldn’t like to comment …
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Best way really.
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Wheelie bin? That’s nothing! I could probably fill my rickety garden shed with weeds if I was more diligent at weeding, there’s already lots of bin liners of ivy in there!
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Sheds are good for that. Ivy is a nightmare.
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Most of my fences are covered in the stuff!
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It gets everywhere
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Nesting birds love it which is one advantage
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I didn’t know that.
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I’ve got blackbirds, sparrows and robins hanging out in our ivy. That’s partly why I don’t cut it back much (and partly because I’m a lazy gardener!).
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It just tried to rip our guttering down and made the walls damp. Never found any nests, maybe because they all live in the roof.
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Thankfully we don’t have any on the house itself, but I think it’s making the fences rickety and I think we have a starling family in the roof too 🙂
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We do. Such characters.
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That’s funny! The voice recordings are an issue here too. I should just leave the room like you did. Every time I try to help one little lassie just yells, “Mom, will you just STOP!” 🙂 She likes me, I know it deep down 🙂
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She does. I say the same when our dog chews my running shoes. He loves me.
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Maybe you should make friends with the nettles. They are an herb…can be in tea.
Do you have any of these? They were all over the place here:
https://wordpress.com/read/blogs/46951757/posts/5710
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Did make tea once with it. First attempt I missed the bit about stopping the stingers. So that went badly. Second attempt tasted ok. But then found out the local shop sold 40 nettle tea bags for £1. So much easier. x
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Good idea. Let THEM handle it. LOL!
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They can take the pain.
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https://wordpress.com/read/blogs/160034280/posts/665
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Thank you. That’s fascinating. x
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I’m glad I found that site. It explains some of the so-called “weeds” in my area.
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Yes it was interesting. Found a few in my garden as well.
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Cool!
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Thanks
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Nettle leaf tea is an antihistamine and will get rid of the rash caused by the nettles. They are also very nutritious and can be added to soups or stir fries. I am actually trying to propagate some and I cringe whenever I hear of someone trying to get rid of them.
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It tasted ok but it was hard work to make.
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I sometimes throw a few nettle leaves in when making a pot of green tea. This year I think I will add some to my kombucha.
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Must try that
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It’s great for allergies.
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Apparently so. It’s good for many things.
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That’s hilarious – funny when you see yourself in them isn’t it? ❤️
It always delights me lol – maybe too much?
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Never too much. x
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Both you and your son get some laughs from me on this one. And ouch, you do a good deed by trying to make things more comfortable for your son and the foliage wakes up. Ah, nothing like a good barb from the greenery.
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The worry is that the main nettle camp is still to be visited.
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Oh boy. You need some armor complete with a jousting helmet. ☺
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That would be great. Might even be useful shopping these days.
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Haha. 😃 True!
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I so get your day! I’ve abandoned the house on a few occasions when my wife has been recording her song parodies.
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Yes Ive done that more than once in my life.
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Poor garry, outch! Nettle stings, not fun. I hope the voice recording turns out ok. Xxx
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It still smarts a bit now.
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Loved the blurbs you overheard – and so many of us have been dealing with tech stuff – I know his was recording (and kind dad you are to care enough to weed and tidy up – those little efforts often go under the radar – but when kids are impacted deep inside when a parent does that – some parents are jerks) anyhow – last month I had a Virtual meeting And it was on a different platform than what my computer had – I was saying some blurbs of my own as I downloaded the app with a extra thirty steps because my settings were so messed up. My hubs was there for tech support – but one of those days!
Thankfully It worked out well
But you shared a great snapshot of life here – and the Star Wars connections were bonus points
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Thank you. Yes been a few Star Wars connections this week. I’m supposed to be good with tech, but it seems to have stopped listening to me now.
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Just those comments would make an excellent, stinging, presentation.
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They so would.
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Awesome blog- I laughed out loud!
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I’m so pleased
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Haha excellent! If you have that many nettles my friend — why not douse them in water and turn them once every 24 hours? Put them into a pile – shovel cut them, cover them with something heavy, have them in no more than a 3x3x3 pile and hot compost them down. The seeds will be destroyed by the heat.
So brilliant – Typical I do a good one and I forget to start recoding the stupid thing…. ! I did this once many moons ago!
Great post!
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Never thought about that. Will do that on the big clump still to be attacked.
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Excellent, failing that ……….
https://www.gardenersworld.com/plants/10-uses-for-nettles/
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Compost is definitely the way to go. Made nettle tea once. Stung myself then it turned out not too bad at all. Then found that local shop sells it for 40 bags for a £1 – so much easier.
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Ha ha excellent try the wine it literally makes you whine 🙂
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Ha ha
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Loved this! Except for the slap in the face. OUCH!
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Still smarting.
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Ohh…
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Hey I’ve got an idea. You can cook the nettles and eat them! I remember my parents doing that to us a children and I was genuinely worried I might turn into a witch!
Then you can start filling empty that wheelie bin up again… 😁
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I did read that you can. Full of goodness.
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He has my sympathetic displeasure at such things. My voice, when I hear it returned to me, has the most disaffected bored teen-age layabout sound to it. How the h3ck people can stand to hear me I don’t know.
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My voice sounds so weird. Surely my voice is deeper, surely.
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You could have gotten even with the nettles by turning them into tea. Soothing tea is contrary to their nasty nature, I am sure
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The local shop sells it. It’s lovely.
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