Yes this is Yorkshire. It’s a heatwave. Well a mini one. Whisper it, we might even get to 84F. Now we can moan about it being too hot. The Yorkshire Yoda would say that it’s ‘Proper mafting it is‘.
“Dad what are you doing?”
I am watching TV.
“Yes but what are you watching”
“Because your a big kid and so uncool”
That as well.
“Have you found the paper you went looking for. I need to get this lesson done.”
Oops I forgot. Too busy watching Peppa tell George off. I will go now and look.
***10 minutes later with the required paper in hand***
What are you watching Son.
“I am watching Peppa Pig”
Is that because you are so uncool like your Dad!
“Of course not Dad. I’m watching it because I couldn’t be bothered to find the Deadpool DVD. It was on so I kept watching Peppa. Peppa is infinitely better than schoolwork. Young people do cool, Dads try to be cool.
Dads can be cool.
“Yes they can but not when they are wearing a T-shirt like that.”
What’s wrong with my I’m Too Sexie for My Accountancy Qualification shirt.
“Says it all Dad. It really does.”