As Alice Cooper would sing – Schools out for summer….
I know I am over critical of school but occasionally I like to balance out with the good stuff. There are good teachers there.
So it was the last day and Hawklad came to the Maths lesson. The simple instruction from his teacher. Your only task today is to tell me three maths jokes……
So here goes then….
Why was the Calculus exam not very happy? – Because it had too many problems to solve.
Why was the pupil unhappy when the teacher called his work AVERAGE? – Because it was really MEAN of the teacher to say that.
Why should you never argue with Decimals? – Because Decimals always have a point.
Aw……. Grade A
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Thank you, hope itโs a great weekend for you. x
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You too.
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Indeed. Answers worthy of an easy A
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Thank you.
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The decimals joke is brilliant. I may steal it ๐
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Spot on…
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Good news – especially re the maths teacher.
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Yes a bright spot.
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Excellent!!! Have 50 house points!
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Thatโs the spirit.
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Good ones! Made me smile! ๐
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3/3 Fรฉlicitations
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Great jokes.
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Thank you
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Youโre welcome ๐
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Well…the teacher didnt say they had to be GOOD jokes, so I guess you pass…๐๐๐๐ Very kind way to wrap things up!๐๐
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It was x
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Hahaha ๐
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Thank you
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A++
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Just follow the numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4…. (See my reply to David’s comment on Jill’s Saturday Surprise, this date.)
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Ok
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I suck badly at maths but these jokes were really good- ๐
VVN
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Iโm not great and Iโm supposed to be an accountant…
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… “supposed to be”… ๐
Good night! VVN
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Excellent!
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top marks on the cringe scale Gary! ๐
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A***
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Thank you
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Laughing… The last one was too good to be a bad joke.
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So pleased your laughing. Hope your fully recharged.
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Lol…
Why should you never let advanced math intimidate you? Because itโs as easy as pi! Lol
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 – ate (8) – 9
That last one is my favorite ๐โค๏ธโ๏ธ
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