As Alice Cooper would sing – Schools out for summer….

I know I am over critical of school but occasionally I like to balance out with the good stuff. There are good teachers there.

So it was the last day and Hawklad came to the Maths lesson. The simple instruction from his teacher. Your only task today is to tell me three maths jokes……

So here goes then….

Why was the Calculus exam not very happy? – Because it had too many problems to solve.

Why was the pupil unhappy when the teacher called his work AVERAGE? – Because it was really MEAN of the teacher to say that.

Why should you never argue with Decimals? – Because Decimals always have a point.

40 thoughts on “Schools out for summer ONE”

  19. Lol…
    Why should you never let advanced math intimidate you? Because it’s as easy as pi! Lol

    Why do plants hate math?
    Because it gives them square roots

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 – ate (8) – 9

    That last one is my favorite 😄❤️✌️

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