“What on earth are you doing Dad.”
This is supposed to be yoga.
“Really, looks like torture.”
This position is supposed to be called the Downward Dog”
“More like Dead Dog.”
And this one I’m transitioning into is called the Reverse Warrior.
“You look like a Buffalo trying to do ballet.”
That’s not really helping Son.
“This is very funny are you going to try another one Dad.”
This is a Mountain.
“That’s just standing…”
Well this is the Siddha Pose.
“Now that’s just sitting on the ground”.
Ok well this one is the Crescent Moon.
“You look like you’ve just been struck by lightning.”
No pleasing some people. Well this one is Forward Fold.
“Looks like you’ve dropped some money now.”
Right be prepared to be impressed now…. This one is called the Standing One legged Pulling Pose.
**** 3 seconds later I’m in a crumpled heap on the ground****
“Awesome Dad, I’m calling that the Dead Muppet on the Ground position”
Well at LEAST you’re doing something! lol Can’t say the same about me. I’ve been ‘planning’ on doing stretching for some time and still haven’t started.
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Always tomorrow. You will be definitely better at it than me.
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LMAO! Oh garry! You had me rolling on the floor laughing! I love it! π
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Iβm so pleased? He knows me far too well.
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Well I would hope he does π
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Canβt hide my muppetry anymore
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Same here… Still, I should try Yoga as well- π₯π
VVN
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Make a drink first then think about it.
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Haha! A wicked sense of humor.
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Thank you x
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Youβre welcome π
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I have to share this one as I can picture all the correct and incorrect poses. Too funny.
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Thank you my friend
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I knew so many people would love it.
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Thank you x
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So funny! Had me laughing! π
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Iβm so so pleased.
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It’s so awful when our children are wittier than we areππ€£π€£π€£ I’ll bet you play a mean air guitarππΌπΆπ
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I have been known to summon my inner Slash. xx
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It’s good to have such a supportive coach π
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It really is. Definitely a touch of the Brian Clough in him….
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The best yet of Hawklad’s wit.
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He sorts me out.
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Oh dear. I dunno re yoga but Hawklad sure does not shrink from pulling his punches, does he!
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Thatβs his Aspergers. Doesnβt mess about. Sometimes the show Sherlock got the conversations just perfect. x
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Aww xxx
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Hilarious. Can we have some photos next time? Even better, video footage. Iβm sure your son would enjoy recording it for posterity
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Videos donβt come easily but we shall see.
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This post made my day. Thank you! π
VVN
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So very pleased.
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Really? These are the conversations you two have? OMG….laugh a minute….ok, maybe not for you but for him. LOL
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All the time.
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You two could be a comedy team.
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Iβm the straight man then….
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Laughing… I might have to side with Hawklad on this one. π
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Typical….. Billy No Mates……. I know my place πβοΈ
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Had to look billy no mates up! You better take that back. You do too have friends. π Why did I have to look that up? It makes perfect sense on it’s own. π
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Two versus one. Odds stacked on the Hawklad team. Can I join as well.
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πππ Yes, you can join.
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Cool. Make a change winning an argument. π
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Itβs another Yorkshire thing. Normally associated with team sports. If as a goalie you never touch the ball because the other team is not very good – you are Billy no mates.
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Oh, okay. βΊ
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And your definitely not Billy no mates. π
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I’m glad. π
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Hawklad is so very supportive of you, it brings tears to my eyes (tears from laughing, but still…).
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Very supportive….
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LOL but he really is, in his own way. π
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It is.
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Hahahahaha!! I cannot stop laughing!π
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So pleased.
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So good. π
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