“What on earth are you doing Dad.”
This is supposed to be yoga.
“Really, looks like torture.”
This position is supposed to be called the Downward Dog”
“More like Dead Dog.”
And this one I’m transitioning into is called the Reverse Warrior.
“You look like a Buffalo trying to do ballet.”
That’s not really helping Son.
“This is very funny are you going to try another one Dad.”
This is a Mountain.
“That’s just standing…”
Well this is the Siddha Pose.
“Now that’s just sitting on the ground”.
Ok well this one is the Crescent Moon.
“You look like you’ve just been struck by lightning.”
No pleasing some people. Well this one is Forward Fold.
“Looks like you’ve dropped some money now.”
Right be prepared to be impressed now…. This one is called the Standing One legged Pulling Pose.
**** 3 seconds later I’m in a crumpled heap on the ground****
“Awesome Dad, I’m calling that the Dead Muppet on the Ground position”