There is a physical pain associated with parenting that is off the chart. Excluding childbirth which thankfully I will never have to experience. Standing bare foot on a piece of lego. A weaponised toy. In the garden there is something that comes close to lego. It’s this lovely little thing. A tree which overlooks our garden and likes to drop these little bombs onto the lawn. Accidentally pick one up – agony. Kneel on one – agony. Get one attached to the top of your training shoe – beyond agony. Horse Chestnuts hurt….
“Dad I keep hearing that as you get older your body starts to hurt. Is that true. You should know as you are so very old…..”
Yes eventually the body does hurt. Playing contact sport or falling off cliffs doesn’t help. You can do stuff about the pain – mostly. But you do get to a stage when you realise that I’ve used this body up, so can I have a new one.
“So when did your body start hurting?”
Everyone is different. At school one of my friends had a Chopper Bike. It had upright handles and a gear stick brilliantly placed right in front of your undercarriage. Chris had a big crash and encountered the pointy gear stick at a frightening rate of knots. His hurting most definitely started when he was 10. It ended his choir signing days. I think my body pain started after I was 30. Playing contact sport on a Saturday and not being able to move on Sunday.
“Is that when Dad decided he wasn’t young anymore?”
Yes it was. I suddenly released that being a goalkeeper hurt. I stopped bouncing off the floor so well. There is a brilliant comic from Scotland called Billy Connelly. He says that you know that you are not young anymore when your can’t bend over without making a noise, usually a groan.
I can confirm that. I groaned 193 times during today’s yoga workout.
But you are attempting headstands and hand stands. What do you expect? I adore Billy Connelly by the way. Went to see him a few years back. Amazing man.
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Oh and the standing on Lego pain … it’s totally the worst. I’ve seen grown men weep doing that.
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I have.
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I’m sure!
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xx
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That must have been so good.
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It was great. Very funny, witty and quite emotional really.
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The cartwheel this year was my “moment” that I mentally realized I was no spring chicken anymore. A different set of growing pains – growing old pains!
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I’m with you on the growing old pains.
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No sports required – just getting out of a chair can cause a cacophony of sound effects from me. 😀 😀
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I’m the same
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193 is impressive. Must be doing some tough exercises.
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Or maybe I’m that bad…..
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I don’t think so !
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😀
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I stepped on my own Legos all the time as a kid. I can confirm that it hurts like a son of a bitch. In regards to pain as you get older… I’m still in denial about it and refuse to acknowledge it 😛
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That is the best way. Stick to that plan.
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We have these things called “goat head thorns” from a rampant weed
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribulus_terrestris
Those things wind up everywhere and man oh man do they hurt to step on!
Having too much fun when we’re young is guaranteed to make us creak as we get older.
193?? Impressive workout!🤣💌💌
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Don’t you just love an aggressive plant xxx
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You’re doing better than me. I groaned 194 times just getting out of bed.
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I can understand that. When trying to reach for the remote control becomes a military operation.
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Conkers! Do kids still play conkers? That was my brother’s thing though. Billy Connelly…definitely brilliant. Aging….only thing you can do about it is try to keep yourself limber and fit, ‘cos if you don’t you going to hurt a whole lot more!
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They do. Son doesn’t play confers but he likes to collect a few each year.
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Seeing I don’t remember ever not being in pain, I reckon I was old before I was even born!
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That works
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I catch myself groaning all the time, especially since I’m always picking up random girl toys (little plastic dolls with painful accessories, socks and pet toys. 💕
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It comes to us all xx
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Parenting can be agony, definitely. Lego is bad, so is walking on those little dinky cars that a company called Matchbox used to make. Are they still sold? I am not sure I know what a horse chestnut is but pine cones can be painful to step on, especially in early fall when the weather is still nice enough to be out in the yard in bare feet. I think aches and pains begin at different ages and are dependent on one’s frame of mind. A woman I know well has been complaining about aches and pains ever since I met her when she was 12 years old – she’s in her fifties now.
And Gary, being old is also figurative, depending on the observer. Since I have been on this planet many years (possibly decades) longer than you, from my viewpoint, you are still a youngster. 🙂
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We got a ton of matchbox and corgi cars. They do hurt. Thank you xx
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You’re welcome 🙂
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🙏
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I heard years ago that you were old when you had to bend your knees in order to pick something off the floor. I’m there.
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I’m there as well.
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I was there a long time ago. The problem is that recently the effort and pain that goes into unbending the knees scarcely makes it worthwhile.
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I can so imagine
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Always love those Superdad and Hawklad conversations. Are you still doing yoga? There are alternatives you know. 😀
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Yes I am. But apparently there are some wonderful new alternatives. Just need to find the right instructor. 😀
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So true… the right instructor is important. Makes all the difference. Of course, the right routine is important as well. It can’t be boring. 😀
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No it can’t be boring and it also benefits from using very few bits of gym equipment 😃⚽️⚽️
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😂 So true. My gym equipment always ends up under the bed…
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That made me laugh 😊
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😁 Thought it might. Glad that it did.
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Still laughing 😂
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Good. ☺
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⚽️⚽️
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Aging is the pits, says an uncle of mine. All of our joints seem to cry out for a time out.
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The new Jumanji film does this thing really funnily.
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Sounds like I should check out the new Jumanji film 🙂
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It is funny. Need to see the first remake first though.
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Ah lego…. To this day I have found the excruciating pain of kneeling on a tiny brick something I have never forgotten.
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It stays with you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I have been there, and yes, it’s painful those legos. Now I do understand the body pains. But we fight it all the way. It will not stop us, lol! 🤷🏽♀️
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It won’t stop us. x
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No it won’t.😊
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It is a bit disillusioning to realize that our body is not that forgiving anymore.
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It’s annoying you finally understand how to really use your body and it’s then that it starts to give up.
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Gosh, that’s so right! Feeling with you… lol
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Thank you x
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You are welcome😊
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🙏x
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😊😊
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🙏 hope your happy
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Always, when talking to you, Gary 😊
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That makes me smile.
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😁😁
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I’d broken my ribs, fractured my collarbone and smashed both kneecaps to before I reached my 20’s mostly riding injuries. Still haven’t had the op to sort out my dodgy knees because weirdly, I worry more about it causing more pain and immobility in the longer term than if I just carry on as I am and have got used to.
Back in the day there was always at least one other kid hobbling around on underarm crutches with a cast on. Don’t see that nowadays.
Physical pain including childbirth is the easier part of parenting. It’s mental anguish and emotional pain that hurts like nothing else.
Why don’t kids get casts and crutches nowadays?
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You are right about mental anguish and emotional pain. Painkillers don’t work for that. Broken ribs is the worst pain, especially when you get a cold and cough.
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Bending down to put on socks / shoes when you have broken ribs is the worst pain. Being blessed with large lady pillows doesn’t help either and when I’d get stuck bent over in a McDonald’s arches kinda position, Hannah would burst out laughing at how crippled I was and that set me off and oh God that hurt.
Laughter and broken ribs and bending down and big titties = PAIN 😂😂
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Oh I remember that as well. Agony.
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Lego brings back the memories! That sounds very painful, bless you ✨
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Lego really does.
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Indeed. 😊
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How well I understand! My body never really said yes to a lot of things, sadly, but day by day, there is so much more it is saying no to. Sigh.
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Same here x
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I was about to tell you just how pretty those… fluff balls were…
Lego is marvellous. Nothing like stepping barefoot on one to release that string of words you never realised you even knew. Great way to teach young kids colorful language.
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They look so innocent and small but wow does lego pack a punch.
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How are you getting on with the yoga? Are you enjoying it?
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I’m improving. Found an online version that works better for me. Much more friendly and fun. I’m working out which poses to avoid and which are best done with a fraction of the movement. But I’m still not very good. Must be funny to watch. This morning I head butted a chair while trying to stand on one leg.
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I seemed to hurt from a young age. A tennis ball punted into the gonads aged 12 and a bike crash scalping my right cheek aged 10 stand out but sitting on a milk bottle aged 7 definitely was the start. So hurt hasn’t been my ‘old’ test but The Dowie Test of Bouncebackability. Can I move the offended part 2 days after the injury. If not, I’ve achieved old.
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Yes I think with that test some parts are still ok but others are old…
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Apart from fresh sporting injuries my body started to hurt when hidden sporting injuries came home to roost – probably with the hip replacement 10 years ago.
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Those pesky sports injuries that never got fixed.
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Yep
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Agony- walking into my four year old grandlittle’s bedroom that is littered with tiny Barbie accessories whilst barefoot…
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That hurts
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Yes, sir!
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Get your own back by eating them; they’re sweet chestnuts, not conkers!
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