Stand by yours beds people. It’s kind of back. Chelsea Owen’s weekly poetry challenge. Ok it’s not officially Terrible Poetry anymore, but this is me, I can only do it one way. That’s Terrible. Do this challenge once a week and I can myself a bard. A bad bard….
This week Chelsea is back with
Where once I told everyone to write terrible poetry, I now tell you to write terrible poetry with the intent to make us all laugh:
You have till 10:00 a.m. MST next Friday (September 11) to submit a poem to Chelsea.
Brace yourself, here goes….
I am English and I am most certainly very eccentric
I drive a car the shape of a teapot but don’t worry, it’s electric
I have a fine collection of pink britches with matching bowler hats
Let’s not forget I live underground with my cross dressing pampered cats
And pray tell what’s wrong shopping in a musical codpiece when it’s authentic