I admired this beautiful plant. Admired it as I was sat on the bench. I was actually sat on the bench to inspect my injuries. A rather too enthusiastic attempt to score a garden goal ended up with my head first in the hedge. A few cuts and scrapes but the flower took my mind off the pain. Can’t believe after all the damage, I didn’t score the goal. This was all done to the backdrop of Hawklad laughing his socks off.
“Dad do you want help getting out of the hedge. Are you ok?”
Hawklad concern is better when your not wetting yourself with laughter.
“It was like an albatross with too much in its belly trying to get into the air. Little legs struggling to pick up enough speed to take off. And failing spectacularly. That was too funny Dad”.
Hawklad that was a cracking goal
“You missed Dad. It was all for nothing.”
Oh man. I thought I had hit the target.
“You certainly hit the hedge, unfortunately the ball was less accurate. Actually it was very similar to your head. It ended up buried in the hedge. Shall I help you out Dad.
No I’m doing that by myself now.
“Dad you’ve left a big hole in the hedge. Maybe it’s your new art. Body dents in the natural world.”
I could tour the world hurling myself head first into different world landmarks.
“It’s a big hole you have left. Looks like a hippo has crashed through.”
Hawklad are you saying I’m as big as a hippo……
“Of course not Dad. That would be unfair on Hippos.”
Now you mention it, that is a big indent. Did I really make that.
“Yep. Being a responsible parent weren’t you Dad. It’s a good job I moved out of the way as you would have hit me.”
Responsible parenting goes out of the window when your son is taller than his Dad. Look at the bruises on my shins from your kicks. All the world great footballers have to endure the dastardly attempts to stop their artistry.
“I’m only defending myself from a charging hippo. Funny I’m not seeing Messi or Neymar playing in my garden. It’s more like Gloria from Madagascar. ”
Absolutely no appreciation from my so called son.
“That’s right Gloria. Now go and fetch the ball from the hedge….”
I will after Gloria sits down and inspects her injuries. Oh… Look at that flower.
I wanna see the hole in the hedge xD
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Ok will do.
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πππ Beautiful flower. Hawklad is so funny…. definetly good at giving you a hard time. Love it.
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He is. He has a gift for it. π
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I am not laughing! I am not laughing!
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I was
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Your son’s never gonna let you live that one down!
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It gets added to the growing list.
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Oh my gosh! I just love your son’s humor!! And you are a very good sport! π I do think you should take a picture of the hole!
“that would be unfair to the hippos!” Oh that line! LOL!
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I will do. He has my number most definitely x
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Aww, Gloria is a bit unfair.
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And this is why I just don’t do sports with my kids. I probably should, but nope. Because if they don’t crash into the neighbor’s new fancy-pants fence head-first, I will. Noooooo thank you, lol!
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Itβs definitely a wise call. Definitely less expensive. x
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π I laugh at the great dialogue but as a fellow Gloria that has made many a dent in the hedges, I sympathize.Thank the Lord there’s beautiful flowers. π
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Always flowers to admire. Us Glorias have to stick together. We can cause more damage that way. π
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π Sometimes you donβt achieve your goal but in the process you end up making a deep impression somewhere else, lol.
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You do, very big sometimes.
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You guys make a great team! π€£π
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He keeps me on my toes. xxx
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I would be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing. π
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Iβm pleased π
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Now where’d my socks go…..
-still laughing-
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That makes me happy
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Are you trying to find more creative ways of hurting yourself than me? π It seems that one or the other of us is always falling or crashing into something. π
That is a beautiful flower. My app can’t decide what it is. Is it a Fragrant orchid… or is it a Sainfoin or is it a Garden Snapdragon?
Have Mr Smartypants do some research and you can let me know. It can be his Science schoolworkπ
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Itβs a random flower. One the birds must have brought. Yes we are definitely crash test dummies. xxx
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OMG! I am actually quite relieved you canβt go further than your house or garden. Reduces any risk. Gloria Gloria ..
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Itβs my new mission statement. Bring out my inner Gloria.
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Oh yes … I love it!! Letβs channel Gloria π
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Thatβs the spirit x
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During my one and only football match I found myself before an empty goal with a cross coming my way. I missed it.
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Iβve seen countless well paid Newcastle players do that.
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Hawklad cracks me up π
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He is funny. π
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Oh that made me laugh out loud. Teenage boys humour can be so sharp. Love it. Hope itβs no more than your pride that is wounded!
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So pleased.
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I so enjoy your adventures, though I don’t like to think of you hurting yourself. So what is that flower? It’s very beautiful.
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No idea. I guess it was brought by the birds.
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I went to my Plantnet app and told it I wanted Western Europe and sent it a photo of that flower and best I can work out it could be a marsh orchid or “short spurred fragrant orchidaceae” aka gymnadenia odoritissima!!!! So there. But don’t take my word for it.
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There you go. Every day is a school day.
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There is simply no escape to Hawklads truth… lol!
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None what so ever. x
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I’m sure the body art wasn’t that bad!
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It was….
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