Chestnuts are ready. Shame about the angry armour they leave behind.
Maybe I could do with some angry armour. It’s actually very possible given the advertising I’ve been receiving recently on my iPad. If I say angry armour enough then surely the Skynet computer system will flag up angry armour and then it’s adverts about sale offers on the latest Hulk Busting Ironman suit.
In this modern every situation is a selling opportunity world I understand the need for targeted advertising. But really can it be a little more, what’s the words I’m looking for – pigging accurate.
If I was targeting me then I would send adverts about decaf coffee, sleep inducers, heavy metal cds, gym kit, parenting guides, Pet Hair removers, Newcastle United footy shirts and muppet memorabilia. Guess what!!! Over the last month not one single advert received on any of these things. So exactly what have I been targeted with….
- Adverts for international holidays to every country except the only one I write about every Sunday.
- Stairlifts – we live in a bungalow.
- Hunting clothing – I’m a veggie.
- Swimming costumes – I can’t swim.
- Gas Fires – the nearest gas main is 15 miles away, we can only use electricity and home heating oil.
- Ornamental elephants – why?
- Online casinos – never once done any like that but I have watched Casino Royal.
- Prefabricated office space – why?
- A home delivery service which is not available in our area, in fact the nearest location the service covers is 150 miles south of here.
- Garlic oil – garlic sets my IBS off.
- Sports Bras – we are a male only household, what is the point – just a minute, actually…….
- Snooker tables – not played in 30 years.
- Wine offers – I’ve been tea total in over 6 years.
- Farm machinery – bit overkill for our little garden lawn.
- Ornamental Storks – why?
- Prams and baby walkers – no chance of babies here.
- Makeup – Looking at me in the mirror I need cement.
- And wait for it – a weeks advanced cooking course………
Is it me or am I just missing the point. They must have a very odd view ot me. Maybe tomorrow I get the chance of my angry armour.
😂 Ornamental elephants and storks… they must know your love of wildlife. Yes, there were definitely some funny ones in there. 😀
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Lol, I needed a good laugh and this post delivered. At least you are hitting the mark even if the advertisers aren’t.
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So pleased.
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I’ve seen a few men who could use a good sports bra. Just sayin…😂😂😂 And don’t even try to tell me you fall into that category, cuz I’ve seen your reflection.
You have confused the all mighty algorithm with your wild, red rose rebel, Yorkshire ways. Keep up the good work!😉😂💌💌
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One day I will show you the photos…… xx
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Oh, I hate those adverts! Bob was on one of my social media sights and got really excited about some random dog toy that was being advertised on the sidebar. Guess what the focus of ALL my adverts are now? I guess we have dogs, but once they think they got you figured out, they sure do send it all to you. Although, I guess that doesn’t explain why you are getting these random weird ones. They are pretty funny!
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I would quite like those ads. Hope you are doing well.
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I don’t like targeted adverts so I clear my history, cache, everything after every single session. And run 2 ad blockers. Minus the pic I recently posted (non existent roller shoes) and some clothing company, I don’t even notice what ads show up!
If yours was accurate, it would stream all of the latest QVC Temptations products! lol
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They seem to sneak through on my system
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ps: I had no idea the spikey sharks were water chestnuts!
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Predators…..
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LOL!!
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I think you son might want you to sign up for the cooking course!
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Definitely
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👍😂
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LOL!! Hmmm….what’s wrong with ornamental elephants, it would make your yard unique. 🙂
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Nothing, my sister has a few in her garden. Just I’m not ever going to buy any. Just wait for my sister to get bored with hers. x
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Haha! Thats the way to do it. 🙂
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I find the ones urging me to pre-pay for my funeral the most disturbing.
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Not good at all. I hate the health insurance ones just before I garden.
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😄😄😄 thats very funny …
Well perhaps is the searches on your phone? You do cooking right?
And have you spoken about any similar subjects in front of your phone? lol … maybe it misunderstood – you always tell me you have accent lol
Or maybe your phone just has a sense of humor 😄😄
I don’t really get ads? I have all that turned off and extreme privacy lol … I will not allow Apple to submit anything off my phone … I still don’t trust them
I do get ads on YouTube for really stupid stuff – the minute I can pass, I do
I give no attention at all to ads… unless during the Super Bowl 🏈 – but those better be hilarious and awesome lol
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I once had an add for American Football memorabilia. That’s never going to happen. I do kind of have a team, The Jets, only because they seemed as bad as my football team.
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You should be a Patriot… cause we win lol … I have to represent ✌️😄😘
I am not really a football 🏈 girl… my thing is baseball ⚾️ ❤️❤️❤️ Boston Red Sox ❤️❤️❤️
But I also know literally zero about soccer ⚽️ so I suppose we even … what are you? England United? Is that right?
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Unbelievably we won today. After just 3 weeks we are 7th – getting altitude sickness….
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Hahaha that’s funny
So I was right? England United? I don’t know the names – I don’t follow soccer at all … I don’t know if my New England area even has a soccer team ? I will have to Google lol
😮😮😮 omg we do!!!!
Is called New England revolution … ok I know nothing about them – but that’s my team lol
Yay!! I have a soccer team!!!
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Hope it’s better than mine…… I remember being a young kid thinking it was only a matter of time before I see them win something. All those years later and I’m still waiting…..
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Lol… didn’t you say they just won?
I am Boston Red Sox – we once had a curse placed on us by Babe Ruth… we went 86 years before breaking that curse
Called the curse of the Bambino lol
And once that curse was broken – we repeatedly won!! Woo hoo – now our shit don’t stink lol 😄✌️
Keep believing!! A strong spirit pulls through anything!! Might take 86+ years but once you win it’s incredible!!!
I don’t follow soccer ⚽️… for some reason that sport just doesn’t interest me? I dunno why???
I love baseball, I can handle football, basketball, hockey, golf… all of it… but soccer ? Eh maybe it’s because I think of my little brother playing when he was little – and then my sons played when they were little – it always kinda annoyed me??? And I have ignored… I do not know why??? It’s not overly huge over here.
I had no idea we even had actual grown men soccer teams here – but then I don’t pay attention to it either
Weird … the 4 big sports here are football being the biggest, then baseball, basketball and hockey.
Hockey is bigger back in New England area – but out here they do have hockey teams – it’s followed more back East
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I remember watching a documentary about that curse. It’s 95 years since we won the league.
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Well keep believing – sounds like you are due for some winning…
There is not a curse or anything right? 😮😄✌️
Just keep believing – one day you will have your glory!! ⚽️… think of how the fans will just erupt!! It be crazy!! They need the power of the fans believing they can do it lol ✌️
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Yes but 52000 at each game hasn’t worked with us clearly. Except we all visibly each during each game.
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Yeah well you still gotta have that chip on your shoulder that you have the best team… if they have your loyalty – be fierce ✌️
We always talked a lot of shit even when we had that curse
And then we broke that curse … and omg celebration time lol … and then now we just own it cause we rock!! Lol
See … chip on shoulder lol
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I’m not sure we would know what to do with a winning team. Kinda got use to moaning.
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Lol… so you like to moan?
I am teasing you lol… but that is funny 😄✌️
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A little bit….. it’s good for the soul occasionally. x
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Hahaha yeah it is ✌️
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Off subject… I heard someone speak from Yorkshire today – I saw something about some antique shop you have that is possibly haunted lol 😄
But I understood his speech
I just tried to find maybe something on it from YouTube and instead I found 5 haunted places in Yorkshire 😳😮
The video is called …
5 of the most haunted places in Yorkshire 😳😮
Go see! Do you know those places? 😮😳
Well I didn’t mean it to get that creepy lol… I just wanted to tell you about the antique shop place and understanding that guy
But whatever I guess it is October and Halloween is coming so there we go… some creepy stuff lol
Do you know those places 😮???
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Our local city is one the worlds most haunted cities. 😀🙀
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Hahaha I bet Halloween is amazing there 😄 🎃 👻❤️
That sounds fun!!
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Usually it is. Unfortunately it’s mostly postponed this year.
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Yeah personally we not doing halloween either – I will just buy their favorite candies for them… I do not want them exposed like that… ☹️ no costumes and no trick or treating ☹️
I feel like I am robbing my daughter but ya know… I just want to be safe
Postponed for us as well – personally … but this is America so who knows what people gonna actually do?? Currently this is Trump country
I live out in country – we never have kids … we are never like a neighborhood… we too spread out
My daughter is understanding and sweet about it – but I feel bad ☹️ kind of a lot … but whatever I think it is for the best. I just feel really bad.
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I suspect ours will very limited. Can’t get hold of a pumpkin. So it might just be last year’s costume (if they fit) and a couple of old Hammer Horror movies
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Hahaha I can not believe you do not have a plethora of pumpkins 🎃 there!!
We have pumpkin patches ALL OVER the place right now!!! Hopefully I can take my daughter to get a pumpkin so we can maybe carve that ❤️ I love that part ❤️ I am very talented when carving pumpkins lol
That will at least be halloweenie 😄❤️🎃🎃🎃
So you don’t do pumpkin carving then?? I can get fancy with it ❤️
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Hope we can get one. Not the same without a bit of carving. xx
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We passed a pumpkin patch on way home … I have the eyes of a child… so I got all excited and big smiles … I said we will have to maybe get a pumpkin this week – we go to that patch (is a huge pumpkin field… a field of pumpkins 🎃) just tons and tons of pumpkins … you get to go pick your own!!! Outside
Well 🤨☹️ she gasped and said “no mum, we in the middle of corona – we not doing any pumpkin patch”
☹️ wah 😩… sometimes I totally feel like the child – cause I really want that!! And is outside – we can be masked and have distance… I just love the carving it’s soooo awesome!!
Like a child… I will ask again later this week to see if the answer is different lol 😘✌️
She is not in the Halloween spirit at all…
Holidays are going to be different this year … all of them!! But whatever… we together so doesn’t really matter – I just love certain things – plus the pumpkin seeds are awesome tooo!!!
Just little things I love very much!! Not a big deal though – still asking again later lol
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The local shops haven’t had any in yet. Still time though. x
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America goes all out for all holidays – plethora … and I use that word heavily… of holiday items…
I don’t think other countries are like that?? We are soooooo commercialized with every single holiday!!!
Pumpkins been out and around since September and are hoards of them everywhere – in stores, pumpkin patches everywhere!!!
It must be very nice to not have holidays shoved down your throat? Peaceful?
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It is a better way for us. Make it as much as you want to make it. x
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Oh so you aren’t force fed it in all the stores, on tv and everywhere you go? Lol
Huh I thought that would be the case – I knew we were over the top with that… we over the top in everything 🤨
Why I so completely feel everything is so commercialized and takes away from the specialness
It’s too much!! Every single holiday!! Every single one
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We are trying to catch up with you.
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Awww 😔 it’s kinda too much … I don’t like the way we are with that
Is what is… but kinda too much … big business though … just kinda takes away from holidays sometimes
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It really does. I loved going to Switzerland in October when they refused to do Halloween
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I do like holidays – but just simple – with family and how is supposed to be special… not commercialized.
It’s the commercialization I have an issue with.
Christmas is the worst offender of commercialization!! And it shouldn’t be like that.
Just nice chill holidays would be totally fine.
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Yes the commercial stuff spoils it.
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Ha ha ha
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Ooh, I’d love some angry armour! Targeted ads in my world are usually about that absurd, too, but, when they *do* get it right, it’s actually downright creepy. It’s like the internet says, “Oh! You were just casually googling shoes for your son’s extremely narrow, incredibly long feet? How about everywhere you go next online for several days, I will be sending a veritable blizzard of ads for AA width shoes ?” Not to mention the things I have only talked about with my husband but never googled suddenly popping up when I hop online a little while later. Cue the eerie music! 😳…Oh, boy. That sounds rather conspiracy theory like, doesn’t it? 😏
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We are the same. It’s scary how often a conversation suddenly produces an ad. It’s all the Twilight Zone!!!!!! 😀
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Ooh, yes! So true! 😄
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Have a great weekend 😀
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Brilliant …
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You are.
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😀🤪
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Ah ha, another victim of the weird world where the former Veep Jazz Band, Al Gore Rhythms dominates choices. The stork, now, isn’t that obvious – its a role model for your one legged warrior pose.
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That’s exactly right. I could walk passed the stork and push him over – just like yoga.
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You may have invented the domino…
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You never know.
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Start googling some really strange things and see what the ad folks start showing you
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The mind boggles.
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go google that…… LOL
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Just googled Rhubard – let’s see what happens.
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Let’s all watch the space…..
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Indeed
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the surveillance spiders will soon be crawling all over.
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Probably already here.
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We have a chestnut tree at the front of the house. There are chestnut cases all over the drive at the moment — another weekend job.
As for advertising, I remember just after I’d bought my first home someone phoned and asked if I wanted to buy a conservatory. He hung up after I pointed out that I lived in a first floor flat.
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Well I think that you should have bought one.
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I was tempted, just to see their faces when they tried to deliver it 😉
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You could have asked for a slightly taller one….
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Hah. That might have worked 😉
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Have a great weekend
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And to you
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Your mention of Newcastle has reminded me: we are hosting you for the quarter finals of the Carabao Cup! 🐝 🦅 (Couldn’t find a magpie so this will have to do.)
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Yes Brentford got lucky and drew the weakest team left in.
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Fire off enough and someone is bound to buy
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I would at the right price.
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Ornamental storks….
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Winners
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Hmm, why could this be getting to you…? Maybe do sleep a lot actually but you are “sleep-researching” the net about those items… lol
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Lack of sleep slowly grinds you down
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I can imagine. The battery constantly on low is nerve-wracking.
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It really is.
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I hope from my heart that this will change soon and your inner world becomes more centered again. I don’t only say it, I do wish it strongly.
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I know you do, thank you my friend.
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😊
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Hope your smiling
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😁👍😊😊😊
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Hope your smiling
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You are too lovely, Gary😆😃😄
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Thank you Erika. You’ve not heard me before I get my decaf in the morning…. 😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
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Hope your smiling
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Yay, I missed that 😄
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🙏x
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I saw a cartoon one time of “Ancient Vegetarian Back from the Hunt.”. It was two prehistoric men carrying a huge carrot over their heads.
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That’s funny.
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