I do like an epic sky.
Don’t often get straight edged clouds here.
“Dad shame we don’t have another straight edged cloud heading towards it. Would be so cool watching them clash together. Could be two great armies crashing into each other. The stuff of Thor.”
I was thinking Will Smith looking up at the space ship in Independence Day.
“Dad do you honestly think the aliens would come all those billions of light years and head straight for Yorkshire.”
Well they would if they needed rain, wind, Yorkshire Puddings or Rhubarb.
“Yorkshire is the last place a super intelligent race would turn up at.”
Oh I don’t know the current Dr Who is from Yorkshire. There’s been a Yorkshire Star Trek Captain of the Enterprise…
“If they have satellite tv then we might be in business with incoming aliens then.”
Would be funny if they arrived and they said take me to your leader. We would have to show them Boris. What on Earth would they think.
“Clearly no intelligent life forms here”
Actually Boris won’t visit a poor place like Yorkshire so the aliens might play it safe and arrive here.
“I bet when they arrive in Yorkshire it will be raining”
They better not come on a Sunday as it will be shut.
“I hope they have raincoats with them if they do come Dad.”
We could offer them umbrellas as welcoming gifts. Can you imagine the letdown of arriving on a new planet and it’s Yorkshire. Cold, windy and very wet. Met by a grumpy chap with a flat cap telling them to shift the heap of metal off the cricket pitch.
“I guess that’s why you don’t see many rusty space ships. They avoid the badlands of Yorkshire.”