Stand by your Panic Rooms it’s that time again. Yes it’s time for truly terrible poetry.
Its time for Chelsea Owens mused poetry contest. This week the theme is…
- In light of our lucky end date of Friday the 13th, the Theme is Bad Luck.
- Length: 113 words or fewer.
- Rhyming is optional, but recommended.
- There’s not much risqué about superstition, so keep the Rating at PG.
- The goal is LAUGHTER. Make black cats funny, Karma amusing, and ill-timed fate hilarious.
You have till 10:00 a.m. MST next Friday (November 13) to submit a poem to Chelsea.
Our cat is not black. Not sure I’m allowed to paint him. Given his immense size it would take an awful lot of emulsion. So imagine it’s a black cat….
So here goes. Wish me luck. I’m struggling to think of a word to rhyme with LUCK….
Oh no it’s Friday the thirteenth
Which is one less than fourteenth
Started the day by breaking a bedroom mirror
To find my huge tax bill just got a whole lot dearer
Then I mistakenly opened an umbrella indoors
And now my garden is full of rowdy dinosaurs
I foolishly walked under a builders ladder
And got bit on the bum by an angry adder
With a sore butt I then I stepped on a crack
Only to be attacked by a rabid wolf pack
Finally a Black Cat crossed my path
And now I’ve just fallen into the bath
Uh yeah shouldn’t have painted the 🐈😆
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Best not
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Great terrible poetry! When I saw your trouble rhyming with luck, I went down the same bad word path 🙂
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It just kinda pops into the head. 😀
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❤️
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Hahaha! Hilarious poem.
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Thank you x
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😂
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😀
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You could have used “Yuck” or “muck” and described your dear leader or our soon to be former one😉
Older Daughter was born on a Friday 13, and Diesel Cat, who she rescued and is her cat, is black.🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don’t bother about Friday 13… but … March 13, 2020 is when lockdown started🤔
Your poetry still isn’t bad enough… you’re too good. You suck at terrible. 😉😂💌💌💌
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Suck rhymes as well. Xxx
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Thank’s for making me smile this early Friday morning 🙂
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So pleased.
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It may not rhyme, but it conjurers up a lot of splendid images, especially the garden full of rowdy dinosaurs!
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Thank you
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Terriblest
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Excellent
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once again this is anything but terrible
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Must try harder x
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That is funny! Very well written! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thank you
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Your welcome! 🙂
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🙏
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Wow! I see you’ve still got the Midas Touch when it comes to bad … really bad … poetry! You did great! You should have asked me, though, for I have the perfect word to rhyme with ‘luck’! 😉
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Excellent compliment x
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😊
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🤗
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OMG, that is genuinely good!!!!
The dino line is outstanding!!
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I’m flattered
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Once again some good poetry . How do you do it! 😂 all joking aside. It was really good 😊
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Thanks x
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always💕
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xx
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😀 😀 Were those dinosaurs in the bath?
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Looks like it x
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The cat does not look amused.
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Never is.
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Just ran across this and it looked like fun, nothing wrong with easing your day and lighting the way.
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That’s true. Thank you for dropping by.
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This was funny 😂 and the difficulty to rhyme part.. yeah we all have been there.
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Thank you
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