Oh Yorkshire. You are such a beautiful county. Ok a bit cold, wet and windy. But definitely beautiful.
Beautiful, cold, wet, windy and a tad ODD. Look at me… Ok I’m not beautiful but the other 4 things most definitely do apply.
I think the weather has a tendency to make us a little odd here. You can tell by some of the things you here. Let’s go through a few Yorkshire words which stick in my mind. There are others but many spectacularly fail the decency bar.
I remember my school teacher announcing to the class. “Tomorrow 3C you get new classmates joining you. Brother and Sister. They are called Esmeralda and Oscar. With names like that they must be from Lancashire…..”. The funny thing was that they actually were born in Lancashire. The other funny thing was that our class was called 3C, which was ironic as the school only had two classes.
I remember going on a secondary school trip to The Yorkshire Dales. As we got off the bus the Teacher went though the safety rules. No mention of the nearby cliffs, caves or army firing range. “Right you need to climb that mountain and come back here. I would normally join you but I’ve forgotten my boots so I’m going to sit with the bus driver and listen to the cricket on the radio. Don’t get lost. Don’t go further than the mountain cairn as beyond that is Lancashire. Venture in there and you will be a lost soul forever….” Lancashire is our neighbouring county. Yorkshire is on the East and Lancashire is on the West of England. Both counties have been basically hurling abuse at each other for centuries. It has descended into Civil War and bloodletting over the English Throne. Thankfully it’s just verbal abuse and a couple of annual mad cricket matches these days.
I remember hearing a tourist ask a local in York how to get to the train station. The locals response was spectacularly helpful “Well Lad I wouldn’t start from here”. He then walked off….
I was stood on a Yorkshire Train Platform when the station announcer called out the next train to arrive. She finished off with the following helpful words. “The train on platform ….. will be departing in two minutes for London and the South, my thoughts are with those passengers at this difficult time for them as they head off into the badlands. There is still time for you to change your mind.”
As a kid my next door neighbour was a bit of a character. He would sing to his Rhubard patch every day. Usually things like ‘The White Cliffs of Dover’ and ‘We will meet again’. It was an experience as he had a singing voice equivalent to a misfiring tractor engine reversing over a long line of exposed toes. Anyway one day I picked up the courage to ask him why he sang to his Rhubard. His response ‘They have feelings ya know’. Apparently he would wee on them as well. Clearly not that bothered about their feelings.
I remember my Dad often telling me that “this was the wrong type of rain for the plants”. “The rain has far too much water in it….”.
When I was at Uni I had to program a robotic arm. For a joke I decided to change all the user input instructions away from English into Yorkshire slang words. As you do! Unfortunately when I tested it for the first time eckie thump wasn’t the instruction to lower the arm cradle gentle to the table. I should have told the robot to wazzock. Eckie thump basically sent an expensive piece of robotics smashing through the table causing untold damage. Yorkshire was banned from the laboratory, probably still is.
I had been Rock Climbing in deepest Yorkshire and had popped into a remote pub for some lunch. Looking at the meat full menu I asked the Landlord if he had a vegetarian option. This clearly perplexed him. He scanned the menu board for a few moments and then asked “The best vegetarian option will be the Pork Sausages. They won’t have that much Pork in them most days….”. He did deliver as he made me one of the worlds greatest chip butties.
Final mention has to be left with out very own Yorkshire born Hawklad. He had been pestering me to take him to the KFC Restaurant. Finally I succumbed and took him. As the helpful assistant asked him what variant of southern fried chicken he would like. Hawklad responded “Have you got anything else to eat rather than chicken. I’m not keen on CHICKEN…..”.
So yes Yorkshire is most definitely ODD. But it is staggeringly beautiful.
These cracked me up! The train station, the “pork” sausages – your dad with the rain 🙂 And your teacher just sending you off on a mountain for a field trip. That is crazy, but I know how much attention my peers and I got from our parents and teachers back then, which was pretty little. Although I must admit, we were never dropped at a mountain with such cliffs or history!
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Pleased you liked them. It was a different world then.
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Hawklad cracks me up! He wanted KFC, but not chicken. LOL!! My son, Falcon Master to his gamer friends, loves KFC.
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That’s a cool name. What a pair we were at KFC. Someone not wanting chicken and a vegetarian….
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Chip butties? You need to define one more of your Yorkshireisms….
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The wrong type of rain is a common problem here too. Ah we love a chip buttie in the UK. A ‘chip sandwich’ …. chips in two slices of buttered bread with condiment of your choosing. Mine is HP brown sauce. 😊😊
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what is a chip? like, a french fry or a potato chip? or something else? i’m still confused…lol
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A thick French fry….
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Fries to you but they are thicker than fried really.
We do like potato chip sandwiches over here too … a crisp buttie!
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They work as well
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wow..ok so how does one get a pork buttie? does that mean the chips plus pork added? you know, in case i do ever get over there…lol
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That would be either a pork butty, a pork sarnie, a pork sandwich or a pork bun, or a pork bap, or pork stotty. All depends on where you live here. x
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bahaha…i give up!
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Best way
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Ketchup here 😀
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Ketchup is ok. I can cope with ketchup.
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Cool
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A sandwich made with a centre filled with Chips/fries with heaps of ketchup.
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Haha! Odd is perhaps understated!
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Definitely
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🥸
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Going to KFC and not wanting chicken, hilarious 😀
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And his Dad being a veggie. Wow that went well.
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The wrong type of rain is a common problem here too. I think that’s why all my plants die! Funny stories.
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That’s one possible explanation……
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It’s the only explanation….
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It is
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Okay, so this comment is after only reading the first two sentences and yes I will comment more when read the rest, but here it is:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, best use Optrex”
☺️ ~ ~ ~ {{{giggles}}} ~ ~ ~
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That’s so funny.
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Tha knows there were nowt any 🧝 Elf & Safety in r day and that there really is a place called [Badlands] obviously shipped over to america now (check Google Earth, but if you don’t believe me ask me), but wait, pray do tell us again of whom your neighbour buried under his rhubarb? Love rhubarb, veggie food and also like yourself I’m a bit veggie. Oh drats though, I’ll have to use a french accent to say the bit about the robotic arm is your “pièce de résistance” as it brought on a fit of ~ {{{GIGGLES}}} ~ remembering this and putting your story into the mix, as this would be an ecky thump, “ouch!” 😬 🚑
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That’s some video. It’s funny I’ve never been trusted with a robot since…..
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I say, steady on ol’ bean! 🤪
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That’s a phrase.
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Ah Yorkshire. You capture it well!!! Laughing at the school trip. These were the days eh, up and down the whole land? Nowt like now.
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It’s a different world now.
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Hell yeah. No getting arrested aged 15 in Leningrad…
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A good place to get arrested
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yeah. No more getting turned loose in places like Leningrad with a piece of paper in Russian saying ‘I am a passenger of the British ship Nevasa, please show me the way to dock whatever ‘ either ….
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I so wish you made a film of that. I would watch it. x
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I still have that piece of paper…..
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I should hope so as well.
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Me and the pal got on a tram and everything. No idea where we were going exactly or how to get back. Well, I guess we had the piece of paper.
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We all need a piece of paper sometimes.
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A great post. How on earth did my maternal grandparents ever get together?
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They ignored a long running civil war.
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🙂
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🙏
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oh brother..i will never understand the language..lol… ecky thump???so many questions…
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I will translate for you if you ever come to Yorkshire. Just smile and nod. That will work as well.
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Oh Lovie Price, it’s nowt ard sayin ecky thump compared teur t’ recipe:
Fust tha mus cop umpteen goosegogs n add lahl dollop o pobs (dairy free), but NIVVA add chuddy a’ that’d be mingin, add nobbut a mention o belly jabies n int end dooant barm thy cake on eur jenneur. Theur getten orl ‘a’? 🤪
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.seriously. …nope..not a word doth i understand…lol
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{{{GIGGLES}}} “My work here is done”
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Excellent
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Best way
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Stop Quoting Shakespeare…….
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Then I will let a real professional do it:
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The ultimate professional
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Still laughing, Gary… as one who grew up in York, then defiantly crossed over to the other side (of the Pennines). And I was born in the Badlands. No hope for me 😉
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Plenty of hope. x
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My favourite cat author, Deric Longden moved from Derbyshire to Yorkshire and wrote many terribly funny books about his life there. Definitely the kind of place that appeals to me. Probably because I’m a bit odd too!
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Must check those books out.
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I hope you can show me around one day. I LOVE England. And Scotland. Land of my ancestors.
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🙏🙏😀
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Lovely photos! And funny stories…even though I’m American, I get the gist! Xx
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I’m pleased xx
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This part is so me “…he had a singing voice equivalent to a misfiring tractor engine reversing over a long line of exposed toes…”
love the way you word that!
I like the slaw & the tater wedgies from KFC. Sometimes the chicken but what on Earth made Hawklad want to go to KFC??? 🤣🤣🤣
I’m definitely a bit odd myself, I think I’d like Yorkshire. It certainly is stunningly beautiful!
No rhubarb though… nasty stuff!🤫💌💌💌
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I hate Rhubard so we are kindred spirits on that one. xxx
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Here’s some more oddness for you… even though my county (York) and the neighboring county (Lancaster) were named after the areas you mention, York county is west of the Susquehanna River and Lancaster county is to the east of it. Opposite of your areas!
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That’s us being awkward….
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Sounds like a he such a fun time😊
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He does
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I loved this post ❤️
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Thank you my friend ❤️
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Absolutely gorgeous shots. Just realised I’m about a year late in replying but it’s never too late to tell someone he’s a top class photographer and a superb straight-from-the-heart writer.
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