Parents do need to relax sometimes….
I’m starting to get a complex. My Tai Chi and Yoga are under attack. Serious attack.
So yesterday I talked about who a delivery man rudely interrupted me in full ‘Golden Rooster one one leg’ mode. Well it escalated today.
The back gate was wedged shut with the bin. No delivery man is getting to see me strut my stuff today. All was going well. I was just getting my breathing in sync with my inner spirit. He chi was flowing nicely on my yoga mat. All was good as I gracefully performed ‘White Crane Spreads Wing’.
Then a hooligan pack of Birds flew over the garden. An unprovoked bombing run. One of the little blighters scored a direct hit on my once blue yoga mat.
My inner moment was gone. Is it just me!!!! I don’t see this happening to the likes of Adriene on her videos from Texas.
Maybe it’s much safer to sit with a mug of coffee and watch the sun go down. Under an umbrella just in case.
I’d say so π
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Too bad! A nasty bird attack.
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I recall laying comfortably on the turf, safe, secure and this was on a beautiful summers day, with my head dangling into the breeze coming up from the cliff edge in front of me, as I gazed out to sea wondering if I might spot a whale on the waters, it was such peace, such serene, such… when “SQUARRKK!!” as a gull on the updraft startled right into my face! Nature can be such alarmist!
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Gulls can be real characters
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Yes and Tenby Herring Gulls can be “Reet bar stewards” if you want to eat chips on the bench.
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I remember watching a particularly huge Scarborough Gull basically head butt repeatedly a car door in a car park. The car door lost.
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Could have been worse….
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Thatβs true.
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Once, we were out walking on the boardwalk and I felt something hit my head. For once in my life, I was hopeful that Bob had thrown something at me. No such luck. Instead, I faced a lot of pointed fingers and laughing from the family.
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Hey there’s lucky, apparently a bird turd is well lucky.
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We shall see.
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Did it bring you luck?
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Hard to say. I am a bit of a “cup half empty” person, but some of the other variety may have seen the unfolding events a different way. Not that I remember those events exactly – I was pretty literally, stuck in the moment π
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Arenβt we all sometimes. x
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Have you managed ‘Opening the Rosebud’ yet?
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Not yet. Is it tough.
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I gave up and joined a Pilates group instead!
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Much safer.
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Sorry I laughed. I pictured you and the bombing by the bird.π€£
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Pleased you did
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Roaring laughing here.
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So pleased.
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LOL!!!!
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Isn’t being shat on by a bird supposed to be lucky? Preemptive umbrella…did you know that our Lame Duck in the WH is thinking of issuing preemptive pardons. And has called for a firing squad for one who turned coat on him. It’s getting seriously loopy!
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If it hits you. Or so they say…
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So gross…and comical. Nature, 1 You, 0. Now you have to plan a way to get them back. Xx
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Feed them my baking….. xx
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Don’t blame the hooligan birds! They were just defending themselves from the white crane spreading its wings for an attack π
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Didnβt think of that π
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We will always be tested on our path to serenity.
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Thatβs so true.
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You are hilarious!
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Thank you.
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At least it hit the mat and not your noggin! Soon your Zen will be like mine… then even the birds wont bother youπππ
Ignore all the Huffing and Puffing I do… my Zen is strong I tell you!πππππ
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It was close xxx
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The Gods are trying to tell you thou must cease Tai Chi and Yoga
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They probably are….
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I had to laugh! I thought you were going to say it landed on your head! Thank goodness it was the mat. π
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It was a close call… my head is a big enough target.
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LOL! π
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Chi is testing you, it seems ;D
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Most definitely
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I hate birds … they scare me.
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Too many nights watching Hitchcock
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Oh…. Lol yes only youπ
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