Parents do need to relax sometimes….

I’m starting to get a complex. My Tai Chi and Yoga are under attack. Serious attack.

So yesterday I talked about who a delivery man rudely interrupted me in full ‘Golden Rooster one one leg’ mode. Well it escalated today.

The back gate was wedged shut with the bin. No delivery man is getting to see me strut my stuff today. All was going well. I was just getting my breathing in sync with my inner spirit. He chi was flowing nicely on my yoga mat. All was good as I gracefully performed ‘White Crane Spreads Wing’.

Then a hooligan pack of Birds flew over the garden. An unprovoked bombing run. One of the little blighters scored a direct hit on my once blue yoga mat.

My inner moment was gone. Is it just me!!!! I don’t see this happening to the likes of Adriene on her videos from Texas.

Maybe it’s much safer to sit with a mug of coffee and watch the sun go down. Under an umbrella just in case.

52 thoughts on “What is it with me

    1. I recall laying comfortably on the turf, safe, secure and this was on a beautiful summers day, with my head dangling into the breeze coming up from the cliff edge in front of me, as I gazed out to sea wondering if I might spot a whale on the waters, it was such peace, such serene, such… when “SQUARRKK!!” as a gull on the updraft startled right into my face! Nature can be such alarmist!

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  1. Once, we were out walking on the boardwalk and I felt something hit my head. For once in my life, I was hopeful that Bob had thrown something at me. No such luck. Instead, I faced a lot of pointed fingers and laughing from the family.

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      1. Hard to say. I am a bit of a “cup half empty” person, but some of the other variety may have seen the unfolding events a different way. Not that I remember those events exactly – I was pretty literally, stuck in the moment πŸ™‚

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  2. Isn’t being shat on by a bird supposed to be lucky? Preemptive umbrella…did you know that our Lame Duck in the WH is thinking of issuing preemptive pardons. And has called for a firing squad for one who turned coat on him. It’s getting seriously loopy!

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  3. At least it hit the mat and not your noggin! Soon your Zen will be like mine… then even the birds wont bother youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Ignore all the Huffing and Puffing I do… my Zen is strong I tell you!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’ŒπŸ’ŒπŸ’Œ

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