Where’s our biscuits….
If I have biscuits in my pocket then I am one of the worlds great sheep dogs. See I’m good for something.
“Dad how would you factorise this equation.”
Within seconds I showed Hawklad how to do it. And the next 10 questions. Dad enjoying his chance to shine.
“DAD…. I got. No we got. No YOU got all 10 questions wrong. I thought you were ace with numbers. You are an Accountant…”
That moment to shine didn’t last long. After a few moments I figured out the error of my ways. But the damage was done.
“Dad hopefully the 50% of your DNA that I’ve been blessed with is focused on important stuff like eyelashes, eyebrows and the hair you get on your butt when get older …. The other stuff focusing on the less important stuff like intelligence can be mums genes….”
At least I’m good for something….