Where’s our biscuits….
If I have biscuits in my pocket then I am one of the worlds great sheep dogs. See I’m good for something.
“Dad how would you factorise this equation.”
Within seconds I showed Hawklad how to do it. And the next 10 questions. Dad enjoying his chance to shine.
“DAD…. I got. No we got. No YOU got all 10 questions wrong. I thought you were ace with numbers. You are an Accountant…”
Opps…..
That moment to shine didn’t last long. After a few moments I figured out the error of my ways. But the damage was done.
“Dad hopefully the 50% of your DNA that I’ve been blessed with is focused on important stuff like eyelashes, eyebrows and the hair you get on your butt when get older …. The other stuff focusing on the less important stuff like intelligence can be mums genes….”
At least I’m good for something….
A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent. 
Oops! Don’t worry it happens to the best of us. 😍
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Even you …..
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Exactly!
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Thanks
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He has a way with words, doesn’t he!
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He so does.
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To understand factorising equations enough to know where you went wrong is a bit good.
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Yes I suppose it is
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Aw…look how those sheep love you! The lad apparently had your DNA for humour.
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They love the biscuits
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Both of my parents were handy, build anything including their last house. Me…not so much. To quote my mother “I know they gave me the wrong kid”.
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My dad was a brilliant gardener and joiner. Me not a clue.
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Oh my, he’s got a terrific sense of humor! Why does this sound like the sort of thing that goes on around here… 😆
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They have our number don’t they. 😀
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Cheeky! The way you guys talk sounds just like the conversations at Casa Cuckoo. I think “sarcasm” is our native language. And as long as you’ve got their nibbles, the sheep will be happy to see you😂💌💌💌
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They so are xxx
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LOL.
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😀
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I am guilty of this as well. I didn’t get them all wrong, but I got a fair share!
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It’s not a great feel is it.
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No, it isn’t. Time to put my dunce cap on 🙂
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Can we share one. Better have two just in case we lose one…..x
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Good idea! 🙂 x
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How is the foot doing.
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Whenever I think I am good to go, it says no. I’m just walking now. I don’t have anything I am training for, and I am enjoying my walks. So, that is enough. I forget – was it your hip? How is that, or your ache if I got that wrong, doing?
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Yes it was the hip. I wonder if it’s kind of seized up without the running and it’s having to move differently with the garden exercises. But we patch up and go again. The main thing is that you are enjoying the walks. Does it hurt with the tredmill.
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You know what, I don’t know. I could use my treadmill on weekends, but I haven’t tried. I just stick to my outdoor walking routine. I rotate between the dogs who gets to go (I can’t handle them both at the same time). So they both anxiously look at me in the morning hoping it is their day to go. It’s something, and for that I am grateful. I hope your hip feels better soon too!
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I guess this is what it feels like to be performance athletes……
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Not sure I needed the image of a hairy butt! It’ll take a while to erase that from the memory banks
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And why not…..
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That’s like when I help my son with a grammar quiz and get them mostly wrong… “mom you’re an English major!”
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It’s a badge of honour…..
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He is 😂
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😀
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OOPS
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Hope your alright.
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I’m ok.
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Good x
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