Finally a little bit of blue sky but it’s really wet under foot. Prefect mud for a long haired dog. Definitely a long bath is heading his way.
Maybe not as long as some things.
“Dad have you got some homemade bread in. I fancy a ham sandwich.”
That’s right I was making a loaf. What happened to it? I did make it, I think.
****a check of the kitchen revealed no fresh loaf****
“Dad are you sure you made one.”
Yes I did. I made it. Put it in the tin and put it in the airing cupboard to rise….. Oh I didn’t did I
“Dad what have you done.”
****a check of the airing cupboard revealed a loaf of bread left to rise****
“Dad how long should it have been in there for?”
About 45 minutes
“How long has it been in there?”
A bit longer
“Dad how much longer?”
About 4 days…. In my defence I put it in there and my sister phoned and I completely forgot all about it.
“What a muppet Dad. You really are. Might give the sandwich a miss then.”
A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent. 
Wonderful post! 🙂
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Thank you. That means a lot to me.
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Your Welcome! 🙂
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This made my day! Very funny😂!
– TishGirl❤️
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So pleased you found it funny. ❤️
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I had a baking venture myself a few days ago. I made some mini Victoria Sponge bites for Christmas. Luckily they tasted alright! I wouldn’t put it past myself to forget about a dish I made, however.
– TishGirl❤️
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Bet they were nice ❤️
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I hope so!😊
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🤦♀️ oh no.
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Long provings usually make the bread taste better. Did you bake it?
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No decided against it.
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Shame
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Oh dinnae worry. i am aye putting things away then forgetting where… Christmas Day it was the homemade christmas cake. I emptied the freezer…The next day I saw it was in the fridge where I had put it before emptying the freezer. One gets fraught is all.
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I was the same. Found a Christmas pudding that expired on boxing day….
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All the more reason to eat it while you could! Seriously I do things like that all the time. So fear not. it is testing yourself to see that you know exactly where it..ISN’T.
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The thing is I put clothes in the there and it didn’t register…
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Even better.
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Hahahahaha! That loaf must have filled the whole house! We need photos!
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It was a mutant.
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At least he let you off the hook over the sandwich! You should tell Hawklad that if you are a Muppet, that would make him a Mini Muppet or a Muppet Minor.
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No he’s decided my 50% genes are concentrated in his long eyebrows. The rest is his mum.
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Oh!!! Thank you so much for the Monday morning laughter!!! I’ve done similar, but it’s always fun when somebody else does it! Have a better week ahead!
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I remember the John Cleese line in Fawlty Towers – it’s always good to meet someone worse off than yourself….. xxxx
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Sigh. Likely true. xxx
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It is xxx
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Thank you for sharing, for you know what Beloved, that after my long day, I do believe this is the first real spontaneous chuckle I’ve had and it’s helped. Have you named what you found in the cupboard? Mr Conrad Geal perhaps or Madame Fleur De Fermentation.
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That made me smile. We all need a chuckle. I was thinking Frakenhovis….
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Not sure, but wasn’t Frakenhovis in a film with Richard O’Brien and a character called Janet? Thinking back seems a bit of a time warp.
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How many times will Angie go to the kitchen for more coffee and return to her room without the coffee? On average, it takes 3 times before the coffee comes back to my room with me. I’m easily distra… oh look at that pretty blue sky! We’ve got rain today, probably snow up in the mountains, it’s cold enough.
Ummmm… What were we talking about???😂💌💌💌💌
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No idea. Best just walk down to that yellow thingy nest to that blue wet thingy. xxxx
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Ah, yes. I have a few incidents of kitchen neglect on the books, my most frequent a dish of bacon in the microwave. Typically, I don’t cook a lot in it, so it can be a day or two before the discovery. 😄
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It’s a eye opener when you find them. Hope you are doing well 😊
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Yep. We are hanging in there, enjoying a quiet Christmas break. Hope you and Hawklad are well, too. 🙂
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We are. You take care 🤗
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Thanks for the giggle! Much needed. For both our Thanksgiving dinner back in late November and our Christmas dinner, I forgot the rolls. I was going to bake some last month (dough is ready to go – just open the refrigerated container, separate rolls onto a sheet and bake), which days later my son baked and ate. And more recently I bought rolls already baked, and even had them out in sight so they wouldn’t be forgotten. Which I finally noticed well after Christmas dinner. Oh well!
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That’s what I like to hear. It’s a badge of honour
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Did it rise? 😂😂
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Too much 🤪
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Oops 🙊
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Xxxx
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You need a giant reminder chalkboard….
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I do
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Hahaha what can you do it happens 🤷🏽♀️ I hope you at least enjoyed your phone call.
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