A stunning morning sky which lasts for just a fleeting moment. If only it lasted longer.
So the online parent evening has been and gone. It was an experience.
So you try to book a 4 minute slot with as many teachers as you can. The booking process felt a bit like a 50% off sale at the local everything for a £1 shop. Chaos. The booking system opens and it’s every parent for themselves. Only so many slots. Survival of the fittest. Unbelievably I managed to book 6 subject chats while only suffering minor superficial damage.
So the evening arrived. Oh what fun. You log into the school system and select parent video chat. Then wait for your slots to arrive. Looking at a blank screen with a helpful timer showing a countdown to your next slot. What would happen. Do we get a fanfare and fireworks when the timer hits zero. Or is it more like the Alien attack in Independence Day. “Times Up”.
Nothing so dramatic. A box appears showing a live video of me. Another bigger box saying ‘awaiting teacher’ and a 4 minute timer appears at the top of the screen. A timer which doesn’t wait for the teacher to arrive, it starts to count down immediately. Then like magic the teacher appears at some stage. Then we chat while the timer rapidly heads towards zero. Helpful on screen messages appear telling me that I have x chat seconds left. Then at zero the screen instantly goes blank. The chat is terminated automatically. Then another timer appears telling me when my next chat will begin.
Wow.
So what did I learn from the process.
- The dog is guaranteed to bark as soon as the first chat starts and the big boy cat will try to position himself between you and the camera. The helpful big fella will then start to attend to his undercarriage in front of the camera.
- Just how off putting it is to see your own face while your trying to chat. I should be thinking about Hawklads education and future yet what am I thinking…. ‘wow I’m ugly’. Maybe I should buy a George Clooney mask for the next one. But at least I combed my hair. That’s something which is seemingly beyond our PMs abilities.
- It’s important to test out where I should sit for the chat. What is behind me and in full view of the teacher. Maybe I should have a Union Jack flag on the wall just like the bozo’s running our country now must have for every fire side chat. Or maybe a collection of high brow books neatly stacked on a shelf just over my shoulder. This time over my shoulder was a shelf with DVDs on. What made it worse was the dvd in plain sight of the teacher. Deadpool. Says it all.
- Why do some teachers have the ability with just a steely look to get you to instantly sit up straight
- With only 4 minutes on the clock it’s important to drop things like ‘hello’, ‘good to meet you’ or ‘shall I repeat that’.
- 4 minutes is only just long enough to get an update on this terms performance and splutter out ‘in terms of option can we discuss…’ before the time runs out and the Aliens blow up the Whitehouse.
- But when your mind goes blank, 4 minutes feels like an eternity.
- How difficult is it for me to keep my head in the camera shot. Too many times it was either just my chest or the top of my head appearing. When I did remember to stay vaguely in shot the teacher would then start moving in and out if shot. Unbelievably when they moved out of the screen I would automatically try to move with them as if that would get the teacher to reappear. Madness.
So that was it. It went too quickly. Now it’s a week before next years options are submitted. Much thinking to be done. But maybe I should have tried Hawklads approach. Play on the Xbox and go with the flow. Yep that sounds a much better use of 4 minutes.
I’m sorry, I had to laugh. I think the same thing when I am on the screen – “Do I really look like that?” And then I spend a minute trying to move the screen around to find better lighting or something to change my image, without capturing something bizarre in the background to no avail. When D is on the screen I am certain every teacher has seen me do a superhero jump in the background trying to capture a barking dog – again, with me wondering how silly I must look.
I’m sorry it went so quickly. I like Hawklad’s approach. That is the one we are going with these days too!
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It is the best approach. Dogs don’t get video calls do they x
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Hilarious! A little bit like speed dating I would imagine.
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It probably is.
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Well it’s behind you and decision making is in front. I hope you can make the right choices.
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Fingers crossed
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Sounds a right game. Bad enough at a GP appointment, they are running late then say it’s your fault for arriving early, so they don’t let you in now. You report, and……….. they forget to tell the GP or nurse that you’ve arrived and you are accursed of missing your appointment.
Ho hum. Hopefully it will produce a positive result somehow.
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Yes our practice is the same
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Me. I would complain and say you didn’t get your 4 minutes and tell them how many minutes you had left with the teacher.
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Won’t be the only parent
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Thanks for that much needed tickle.
But I’m sorry it turned out that way, it would have disappointed me so much too not to be able to have a decent discussion with my kids’ teachers.
Still that photo of the sunrise…. like a sign to hold on to hope.
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Thank you
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I can’t imagine that anyone got a single thing out of such an absurd system. Whoever thought that up is a twat. Oh dear. Is that rude?
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I agree
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Clarify BABASP, do you agree the system is absurd or that the word “that” is rude? LOL
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can I answer both yes….
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I believe you can Beloved, for you just did.
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I think I just did. Rebel without a cause I am….
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You have a cause “The Wonder Boy” and there’s still things to plan for, things to look forward to, time to play the piano, the play the game, play the field and because you have the intelligence, you can play the fool 🃏 to fool the fool who thinks they can fool you.
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Playing the fool comes naturally to me.
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Me too. Apparently I’m descended from one that lived on Stroma, who evaded being pressed ganged into the Napoleonic war, by playing the fool and being dropped off at the next port.
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It’s a classic tactic. Got me out of a games a few times.
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Wow. I wonder how the teachers kept everyone straight. I bet some were cribbing from notes. That sounds really stressful from both sides
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One of the teachers just read from a script
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That’s awful. Really sounds like she knows her students well.
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Sounds like it.
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Oh my hahaha, you are hilarious! I am right there with you when I’m doing a online appt I’m looking at my face oh I was doing that lip thing what’s it called chicken I don’t know what kids call it but it was to check my lipstick and I didn’t realize the session started oh my how embarrassing. Happy tho the one on the other end just laughed and said well, aren’t you cute. 🤭 I am sure you looked just fine. But definitely a relief it’s done. Oh did your dog bark 🤷🏽♀️
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I love that the dog barked and that the cat did what our cat does, for just reading that made me literally laugh out loud, really loud and then stare at our cat. 🐱
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Hahaha I know 😂
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So pleased you laughed
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Big time
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Hahaha oh my 😂
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I think the background and indeed how you present yourself could however, provide hours of endless fun..
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I just got the thought: 🙈 🙉 🙊
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I bet it does. If we do it again I’m going real hippy
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What a weird form for a virtual parent-teacher meeting! Hopefully you got some valuable feedback.
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A bit
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I know, it is not funny at all. But at some points you made me chuckle!
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Which I’m so pleased about 🤗
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Hehe 😁😁
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Did you wear a Peppa shirt? Or Alice Cooper? I think Deadpool DVD is awesome!!🤣🤣🤣
Do we honestly care what these teachers think? Are they even thinking, or are they as flustered by the ridiculous setup as the parents are? UGH!!🙄🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Pets are great during Zooms… NOT!! Dogzilla crashed Ben’s IEP meeting and tried to crash today’s Zoom.
I’m LOVING your sunrise!! Stunning!💌💌💌
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Just you wait for tomorrow….. no shirt modelled but just for you a themed blog….. xxx
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4 minutes! What is happening in the UK!
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Time to leave permanently I fear….
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You can’t talk about anything important in 4 minutes, I wonder why not 5 minutes? lol
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10 would have been good
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Maybe you could get some comfort from the thought that it might be just as problematic for the teachers.
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I think it was, certainly for three of them.
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I spend the majority of my virtual appts with patients completely distracted by how terrible I look and by the stupid face I seem to pull! It’s very off putting … for me and I’m sure for them also. Xx
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It really is off putting. Xx
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Very much so! Xx
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I have no words. Well, maybe a few. 😀
Sounds like an event where parents and teachers were the stars of the next report from the Education Office to “show students are benefiting from the open communication between teachers and parents.”
The fact nothing was accomplished is irrelevant.
Bureaucracy will be the death of us all.
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It so will be
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I think they should be embarrassed about their speed-conferences and the lottery system you have to used to even get one! So ridiculous!!
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It’s completely mad.
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I’ve said it before: “Home School official”
https://rossmountney.wordpress.com/2021/02/08/a-curriculum-for-kindness/
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Most definitely
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