Almost a summer sky and most definitely a winter wind – it’s freezing. Definitely a two jumper day…. But still nice. Would have loved to be outside more but pesky school got in the way of that plan.
After two hours of trying to figure out how to insert graphs into an online test document…
“Dad I thought you had a degree in computing.”
Well kind of.
“Well it’s not much use here. Admit it you spent those university years in the bar…”
And on the sports pitches. Don’t forget in bed as well.
“Well that’s not helping with this is it Dad. Might as well ask the toilet seat for help.”
To be fair I focused on Artificial Intelligence and Expert Systems, not stupid school packages. What you sniggering at Son….
“You. Muppet Dad. Are you sure it wasn’t Artificial Incompetence. Useless. Looks like you’ve just crashed the system now.”
Yes definitely crashed. Think it didn’t like me pressing all the keys at the same time in a slightly angry manner.
“How on earth did they let you into a university.”
I think they were desperate. I was late for the entrance interview as well. I got lost and ended up at the wrong university, in the wrong city. When I did arrive i was 3 hours late only to find out that I had the wrong day as well. I had come a day early.
“No wonder as a toddler I would talk with mum and just bash you over the head with anything I could find.”
I’ve still got the bruises.
“No Dad those are from last week where you tried to show me that you could still do a somersault on the trampoline. “
I almost did it. Just my bum got in the way.
Your son is very clever with his comebacks 😀
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He is ❤️
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Cheeky lad🤣🤣🤣 Let him know he too will get older and clumsier some day😉💌💌💌
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Haha! Funny interchange but not good for your ego.
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I’m used to it
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🤩😻😍
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To be fair, computers couldn’t do enough back then to be overly upset when they crashed.
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That’s true.
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Funny 😆
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I have said it before – you two would be a great son and father double act.
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I’m the sidekick
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Quite so 🙂
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OMG😂😂 Gary, this is one of your best posts regarding making me burst into laughter and knowing I will feel this as a muscle soreness tomorrow. You are hilarious and so is your son. Have you ever thought of making a comedy show from your conversations?
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I’m so pleased you laughed ❤️
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No chance not to… lol! Thank you and I hope you are smiling, Gary 💖
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I am, hope you are Erika. ❤️
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Sure thing 💖
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That is exactly what I was thinking too.. I can see it all .. it needs to be a project, Gary.. get writing.. lol
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It does ❤️
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Yay!! 😄👍
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😊
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He cracks me up! 🙂
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He is funny x
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Ahaha! Love it.
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This was such a funny read lololol! I enjoyed every part of this story ahhaha! God bless and continue to keep you and your family in JESUS name. ❤ 💯💖🙏🕊
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Thank you
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Then it’s his fault for all those head bashings he gave you….
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Definitely
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I love the back chat. We need kids to keep us in our place.
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We do
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Ha, in the last week my kids have suggested that all I do is sit about all day, have too much grey hair, a wobbly belly and smell bad after a run. I fully sympathise with the role of disdained parent.
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That’s me..
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Oh so funny. You have quite the witty son! ❤️
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He is ❤️
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Aw, so funny, but yet I bet that was frustrating – I would’ve smashed all the keys too! This would be one of my favorite pages in the book you have yet to put together. LOL
The world has no idea what a treasure exists in Yorkshire. I am so glad I do!!!
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It’s still broken… xxx
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LOL ❤
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OMG he is hilarious.. We had one University lecture a group of us always missed due to being in the bar… that comment made me laugh out loud… it’s really never a dull moment with you two… ❤
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It was kind of the thing you did back then. I remember basically missing an entire subject due to the bar yet it was my highest exam score.
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Must have been our generation.
🙂
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Definitely 😊
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😀 Lol!
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