I’ve been trying to practice yoga and tai chi for months now. I diligently watch and follow the videos. All the really glossy and professional videos. I was trying again this morning. Following the instructor through her perfect routine. Even her dog sits beside her perfectly. Never moving. In the background the gentle sound of peaceful music. Perfect.
Meanwhile in deepest Yorkshire.
A muppet is seamlessly moving from one body creak to the next groan. Losing balance and crashing into furniture. Constantly fearing my pants are going to split under the galactic pressure being exerted on them. Every time I hit the ground a mad dog instantly leaps on me and I replay the Bill Murray Ghostbusters scene – I’VE BEEN SLIMED. And no gentle sound of peaceful music here. Rather the sound of derision and laughter….
“What on earth are you doing Dad”
“If this was on TV it would be banned”
“You look a right sight”
“Funnier than a Will Ferrell movie”
“Say that again Dad. Golden Rooster. More like drunken Pigeon”
“Are you supposed to be balancing on one leg or head butting the wall”
“My Dad has turned into Homer Simpson”
“Please never do this when any of my friends visit”
“Your just embarrassing yourself now”
Technically speaking this probably means that I still have a long way to go on my spiritual exercise journey. Or more likely …. time to get the mega pack of biscuits out and vegetate.
I bet the instructor doesn’t have a personal heckler. You should get bonus points for even attempting it with Mr Cheeky & the Cap’n.
Definitely time to veg with some biscuits. Choco I hope🤞💌💌💌
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I have some thoughts on this. Wouldn’t you like to know what they are? 🤣😂🤣😂 I shall keep you guessing. You can start a list. 😃
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I bet you did. Yes I would like to know one day. ☺️☺️☺️
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Which is why thankfully I can do mine when my son is away..
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Best way
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Ahaha I love this is much 🙂 It’s so hard but the most important thing is to try! I love Yoga with Adrienne as well ahah and Benji! Your dog is just as sweet though.
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Benji just sits there calmly. Our dog kinda stalks me waiting to pounce. It was the best money I’ve spent in a while buying the annual subscription. xx
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Ahah I can imagine that would be the same with my childhood dog! He would have had a field trip fighting me whilst doing my yoga ahah! Yes that sounds great 🙂 I haven’t committed to that yet!
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I think the sub has made me more committed to it. Not sure I would be doing it each day without it
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That’s so great:)
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Cool ❤️
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The funny thing is that I’ve been weight training and running for years but my legs feel stronger with yoga. xx
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Me too!
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❤️
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You get full marks for trying, something many are not brave enough to do. 😍❤️
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Thanks ❤️
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👍👍❤️
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❤️❤️
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I admire you. I fell off my exercise/stretching wagon. Tomorrow I will attempt a new regime. You have inspired me. 🙃
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Hope it goes well xx
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So very funny…so glad for you and your son’s sense of humor!
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He is funny.
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😀 Keep going! It’s good for you and give the rest of us hope who try to find all kinds of excuses not to do home workouts! Have a good one!
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Thank you
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Come on now chuck, you know you want to start belly dancing as your new hobby. For at least it’s upright and more playful. 💃 🕺 💃 It isn’t just for women, seriously give it a go. 🕺
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I could get some looks with that. I guess I’m not aerodynamic enough …..
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I am sure this is some other muppet. It cannot possibly be you!
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Sadly it just might be……
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🙂 Even before I got to the paragraph describing Mad Dog’s input I knew he wouldn’t have sat still.
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It’s impossible for him.
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funny… can imagine this 😂😂😂
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Cool ❤️❤️
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Do not listen to that child! But it’s OK to take a day off once in a while. Keep up the good work. XX
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Thank you xxx
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It’s a process, like anything rewarding, right? Or comic relief if nothing else. My sons usually crack up if they walk in on my yoga sessions…where’s the privacy, btw? I’ve started Adrienne’s 30 days and am on day 7 today after a long long break. I’m creaky and crunchy right there with you! 💛
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I did that in January. It was fun but wow did I fall over lots. ❤️❤️
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I bought a beginners’ yoga DVD. 8 months later it’s still in the packet. Unopened.
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That’s a safe approach
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Lol! Thats so funny. Yoga isnt for everyone! X
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