Surely even I can swim across this mighty river.
“Are you sure Dad, your not exactly fish like”
I know but it’s probably just about within the max of my swimming range.
“Dad the bath is the max of your swimming range…..”
But I am a bit of a sporting super being, I could probably jump across the stream.
“Really Dad”
I think so, I am built for sporting excellence. Some say I have a passing resemblance to Thor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Maybe the Thor that had cheese puffs flowing through his veins but you definitely have a sure fire resemblance to Fat Tony from The Simpsons”
*******Harsh but fair*********
A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent. 
Ah the honesty of our kids..mine seems to enjoy reminding me how I’m not getting any younger.
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They know, they just know…
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That they do.
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😂😂
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😊❤️
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They are so thoroughly confidence dissolving of us and yet we are supposed to boost their self esteem endlessly lest we somehow crush their adult life 🤣
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Nothing we can’t be sued for.🤣
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Kids they call it like they see it. No matter how brutal it is.
Although it would be fair to point out that cheese puffs will initially float, so if there are enough of them in your veins, you might actually make it 😉
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It is brutal being a parent.
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As well as the greatest of joys
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That is too funny. I love the banter you and Hawklad have!
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He is too good and fast for me.
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Hahahaha
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I walk into these on a daily basis.
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So did you? Swim or jumped across?
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Jumped, only just made it.
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Lol! I hope the water wasn’t too cold!
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Ouch. Nothing like a dose of kids opinions 🤣🤣🤣
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They know us far too well.
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Whether you can swim or not is immaterial. You take beautiful photographs.
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That’s so kind of you ❤️
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ouch
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It was definitely ouch. Especially when I jumped the stream and landed face first into the bank 🤣
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oy 🤦🏻♀️
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Hahaha so love you two”s convo’s and please don’t try jumping over that😂
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Too late. I made it, JUST. 🤣🤣
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Oh my, you did!! We’ll that’s the Superman we all know in you.❤️
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Oh, wow! That was straight 😳
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He got me good. I can’t watch the Simpsons without grimacing now. 🤣🤣
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I bet😂
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☺️
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