Surely even I can swim across this mighty river.
“Are you sure Dad, your not exactly fish like”
I know but it’s probably just about within the max of my swimming range.
“Dad the bath is the max of your swimming range…..”
But I am a bit of a sporting super being, I could probably jump across the stream.
I think so, I am built for sporting excellence. Some say I have a passing resemblance to Thor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Maybe the Thor that had cheese puffs flowing through his veins but you definitely have a sure fire resemblance to Fat Tony from The Simpsons”
*******Harsh but fair*********