If there was ever a competition for the most inept computer gamer on the planet – then get all your money on me. I am beyond useless. My latest gaming disaster involves trying to land a command module onto the moon. When you look up at the moon tonight just remember most of those craters you can see are down to me.
Pressure was on, son looking over my shoulder. Looking good then panic and yet another smoking crater formed.
“Dad I’ve found the perfect job for you. NASA have started crashing space crafts into the surface of planets. Cassini was smashed into Saturn. You would be the perfect remote pilot. You would never fail.”
“Having said that you would probably hit Saturn that hard you would probably knock it out of its orbit”
AGAIN MY SHAME IS COMPLETE