STICKMAN

The mad dog demonstrating the almost perfect combover. Maybe next time he will model the perfect beehive. Again I’m only jealous.

One of the things our country is rightly proud of is the NHS. Mainly free healthcare not dependent on the ability to pay. Once it was completely free paid for by taxes. It’s had some rough times. None tougher than now. A bodged reorganisation based on political dogma designed to open the service to extensive privatisation. Conservative austerity pushing services and staff to breaking point. Perfect for our leaders. It’s fits with the message that they are trying to push. ‘Clearly the service is failing, it’s not fit for purpose The only two things that can save it now are further privatisation and a move to an American insurance based system’. That’s what you will get if you vote in Britain for Johnson and Farage.

It’s becoming more difficult to see a Family Doctor. Many surgeries have a one or two week waiting list. Our Surgery operates a ‘phone at breakfast for an appointment that day’ system. It’s basically the same thing. I’ve been trying for a couple of weeks now.

The surgery opens at 8am so I started phoning at 7.55.

The surgery is currently closed please phone later.

Repeated phoning gets the same message. Then the lines open.

You are caller 39 please hold.

That’s progress over the last few days the best it’s started at was caller 49. You learn the system – anything over caller 40 means all the appointments have gone. Unbelievably I got an appointment and one with my Doctor.

Sitting in the waiting room is always an experience. Try to avoid watching the TV screens. In between advertisements for Care Homes the health messages are designed to convince you that that you are inflicted with every ailment and disease going. I once convinced myself that I had rabies. The person facing me is reading a paper with the headline “A million school kids being taught in class sizes of 31 or more”. Blood pressure starts to rise. The two gentleman next to me were exchanging accident details. One had broken his leg when a shopping trolley hit him near the frozen chicken section of the supermarket. The other chap had ricked his back bending over to pick up the TV remote control. A mum having a loud argument on her mobile while her little toddler whacked me repeatedly on the head with the STICKMAN book. “Your funny” shouts the toddler. I must have that sort of face.

Finally the Doctor can see me.

“Your Blood Pressure is Perfect”. REALLY. Clearly been assailed by a Julia Donaldson book is the new mediation – should be offered as a care pathway.

“Have you had any counselling yet. I did put you on the waiting list”

No

“How long have you been waiting”

Three years

*** Doctor now swears and goes into a tirade at the last 10 years of Conservative Governments ****

“I suspect the counselling isn’t going to happen. I’m going to give you some medication to try and help with your sleep. Come back and see me in January. But promise me that you will get a hobby and do it regularly. If you find anything that works then stick at it.”

So off I went to find a hardback copy of The STICKMAN. Any volunteers to give me a damn good thrashing…..

Scene Cuts

Thank you to Jay-Lyn (The Wonderful and Wacky World of One Single Mum) for the Scene Cut Challenge.

This week it’s Horror.

Fortunately it’s not about this particularly unpleasant monster.

Scene Cuts is Rory’s (A Guy Called Bloke) great idea. It’s all about the love of movies. What are our favourite movie clips.

GUIDELINES: SCENE CUTS!

  • SELECT THREE FILM CLIPS FROM THE MOVIES GENRE OF THE DAY
  • THANK THE SELECTOR
  • SELECT 3 READERS TO TAKE PART IN SCENE CUTS

DOESN’T GET MUCH SIMPLER THAN THAT DOES IT ……

So it’s Horror clip time.

An American Werewolf in London

Should be renamed AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON BUT THE ONLY SCARY BIT IS SET IN YORKSHIRE YA BIG SOFT SOUTHERNERS ….

As Yorkshire is too scary they had to get Wales to stand in and pretend to be a more family friendly version of our county for the movie.

The Moors Clip

Shaun of the Dead

This clip proves you can make Zombies funny.

The Record Clip

Dracula

One clip had to be an old Hammer Movie. And it had to include Peter Cushion and Christopher Lee.

Dracula death scene

Nominations

Going to open this up to everyone. If you fancy a go just remember to tag in Rory.

Scene Cuts – Sci Fi (2)

Thank you to King Bens Grandma for the tag on this week’s Scene Cut Challenge. Scene Cuts is Rory’s (A Guy Called Bloke) great idea. It’s all about the love of movies. What are our favourite movie clips.

GUIDELINES: SCENE CUTS!

  • SELECT THREE FILM CLIPS FROM THE MOVIES GENRE OF THE DAY
  • THANK THE SELECTOR
  • SELECT 3 READERS TO TAKE PART IN SCENE CUTS

DOESN’T GET MUCH SIMPLER THAN THAT DOES IT ……

Yesterday I nominated our son to pick his 3 Sci Fi clips. Here goes.

Independence Day (1996)


https://youtu.be/vjFG-4Ge668 – Clip of times up….

Life of Brian (1979)

Not a Sci Fi movie but as son points out it has a 2 minute epic Sci Fi scene with one of the first swear words he heard from the TV.


https://youtu.be/pSY4fEEg4j0

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

One of sons favourite movies. The initial movie start is bleak especially for those kids who have lost a mum but the intro dance scene is as son puts it “cool beyond coolness”.


https://youtu.be/NbweNU-iU6c

Scene cut – Sci Fi

Thank you to King Bens Grandma for the tag on this week’s Scene Cut Challenge. Scene Cuts is Rory’s (A Guy Called Bloke) great idea. It’s all about the love of movies. What are our favourite movie clips.

Guidelines: Scene Cuts!

  • Select three film clips from the Movies Genre of the Day
  • Thank the selector
  • Select 3 readers to take part in Scene Cuts

Doesn’t get much simpler than that does it ……

So here goes with Sci Fi.

Quatermass and the Pit (1967)

https://youtu.be/IcKcat04pM8

The X-Files (1998)

https://youtu.be/_QUAEFiNatE

Alien (1979) it’s that clip….

https://youtu.be/nPQ7om598OM

My tags are absolutely no obligation except our son who will get no tea tomorrow if he doesn’t do it.

Our Son – will post his tomorrow (questions will be asked if he goes for anything above a 12 rating)

Laura (Riddle from the Middle)

Shehanna Moore (A little slice of Raunch)

Scene cuts – Pilot

The great Rory (A Guy called Bloke) is trying out a new challenge and I’ve kindly been tagged. According to Rory.

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This is a pilot run for this game, as like most games, it’ll either work or it’ll crash and burn! 

I will suggest a topic and tag two of my readers who will furnish us with three of their favourite scenes from three of their movies under that genre, they in turn will tag 2 of their own readers to do the same.

Pilot

Scene Cuts Created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

Once a week, l will pick a Film Genre, post three film clips and tag three readers who in turn will post three film clips on the chosen film genre and tag 3 of their own readers.

Guidelines: Scene Cuts!

Thank the Selector

Select three film clips

Select 3 readers to take part in Scene Cuts

Movie Genre Today: Comedy”

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So here goes and I’m going to let our son pick these. Another clear demonstration that kids with Aspergers can’t get Humour. Unbelievably I heard this misinformed c**p twice over the weekend.

CLIP ONE – Monty Python and the Holy Grail – The Black Knight

https://youtu.be/zKhEw7nD9C4

CLIP TWO – Spongebob movie (2004) – Patrick’s Entrance

https://youtu.be/3MI7tkQqaZE

CLIP THREE – Men in Black II – Who let the dogs out

https://youtu.be/YuBgniZcGOg

MY TAGS

Lauren – Lolsys Library

Diane – Pensitivity101