White cloud over a tree. That’s five words….
We tried a new game yesterday. Try to describe things, people, events in just five words or less. It’s a nightmare. Well a nightmare for me. Hawklad wisely decided to just ask the questions and leave the mental hernia to me. It started off very sensibly for example a Rose was ‘a flower with sharp thorns’. York was ‘a historic northern english city’. Sadly it went down hill rapidly.
My football team – can’t win a thing, USELESS
Cricket – Red ball aimed at sticks
Golf – excuse to wear silly trousers
Brexit – well that’s on plan, NOT
Gardening – OW that hurts
Yoga – that’s not supposed to bend
School – best done in bed
Boris Johnson – Lazy, corrupt, so called leader
Trump – can’t find his tax return
Calculus – number witchcraft
Red – my face after a workout
Lord of the Rings – chucking a ring at volcanoes
The Hobbit – some blokes lost a ring
The Silmarillion – absolutely no idea what’s happening
A Dinosaur – imagine your Dad just younger.
You Dad – a walking gnarly old fossil
The Terminator – Austrian speaking walking remote control
Chess – Draughts or Checkers with attitude
Twitter – being nasty with limited characters
Facebook – an excuse to photograph breakfasts
Star Trek – don’t beam down with Kirk
Star Wars – Star Trek but way longer
Gravity – Add Falls for cool cartoon
Real Gravity ….. – Reason my body is saggy
A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent. 