White cloud over a tree. That’s five words….
We tried a new game yesterday. Try to describe things, people, events in just five words or less. It’s a nightmare. Well a nightmare for me. Hawklad wisely decided to just ask the questions and leave the mental hernia to me. It started off very sensibly for example a Rose was ‘a flower with sharp thorns’. York was ‘a historic northern english city’. Sadly it went down hill rapidly.
My football team – can’t win a thing, USELESS
Cricket – Red ball aimed at sticks
Golf – excuse to wear silly trousers
Brexit – well that’s on plan, NOT
Gardening – OW that hurts
Yoga – that’s not supposed to bend
School – best done in bed
Boris Johnson – Lazy, corrupt, so called leader
Trump – can’t find his tax return
Calculus – number witchcraft
Red – my face after a workout
Lord of the Rings – chucking a ring at volcanoes
The Hobbit – some blokes lost a ring
The Silmarillion – absolutely no idea what’s happening
A Dinosaur – imagine your Dad just younger.
You Dad – a walking gnarly old fossil
The Terminator – Austrian speaking walking remote control
Chess – Draughts or Checkers with attitude
Twitter – being nasty with limited characters
Facebook – an excuse to photograph breakfasts
Star Trek – don’t beam down with Kirk
Star Wars – Star Trek but way longer
Gravity – Add Falls for cool cartoon
Real Gravity ….. – Reason my body is saggy
😂 thanks for the chuckle!
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Pleased you chuckled
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Twitter and Facebook tickled me
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Thanks sir.
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That’s hilarious!!!
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So pleased
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An interesting game!
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Definitely fun
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Oh yeah… reason my body is saggy!!
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Has to be a reason for it…..
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Those are very good. A friend waited for me recently while I had an appointment. He entertained himself by making words out of the letters on his mints tin :ALTOIDS. Quite amazing how many there were!
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Bet there was.
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We came up with about 6o. Online it gave us I think 82!
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Wow
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Fun post…….. just an observation, but the cloud is almost identical in shape to the top of the tree.
Five words: cloud has found tree twin.
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It is actually
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Oh, brave man. I am far too wordy for such a game! 😁That said, I love these! Twitter and Facebook are so well described and I shall certainly have to share the Star Trek/Star Wars ones with my sci fi guys. My oldest boy would agree with your assessment-especially since he has written fan fiction where the characters in both meet. 😏 Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
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It was hard work but fun. I’m a bit too wordy as well. 😀
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ROFL …Dad a gnarly fossil and school best done in bed🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for guffaws!!
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So pleased you liked it.
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Thank you😆
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🙏
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Your sense of humor is the best 😀
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Thank you xx
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I’m feeling rather gnarly old fossil-ish myself.
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It’s a rather fetching look I think.
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😁
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Thanks for the laugh of the day! All were funny, but I especially liked the definition of Twitter.
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That’s so good to hear.
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Good for a smile 😁
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I’m pleased 😀
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I like your five words game. 😂 I have never read the Silmarilian but Andrew sometimes threatens to read it to me. I’ve heard enough about it from him. It’s sounds confusing and too detailed. I like details…. but not so much in a book when you want the story to move along and get somewhere. 😁
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I’ve never managed to get much further than the first 5 pages in 30 years of trying.
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I would probably be the same. 😀 I enjoyed the Hobbit though. It makes me want snacks because Hobbits are very big on there food. 😀
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I liked the hobbit. Maybe I should read it again with a few snacks to keep me going. 😀
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Yes, you will definitely need them! 😀
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It’s hard work reading….. 😀🤷♂️
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It’s kind of like the bible, but three times as convoluted, covering many more generations and people, and is a real head-spinner! Cannot recall a single thing from it. I feel Tolkien had to create the full background of the elves history,… perhaps with the intention of writing a novel about them.
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It’s just so hard work. No enjoyment reading it at all.
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P.S. love the photo.
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Thanks Tina
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Of course. ☺
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Hope your Staying out of the rain Tina.
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Hope you’re staying out of the rain too Superdad.
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Definitely dodging those rain drops Tina.
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Lo. These are brill
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Thank you Shey. x
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What a fun game! Made me chuckle 🙂
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So pleased. Hope you are ok.
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You two play fun games. 🙂
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Great fun 😀
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Brill 🤗
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😀x
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Given the circumstances, you did quite well, but note that ‘gardening’ and ‘calculus’ did not meet the five-word criteria!
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Nit picking…….x
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😄
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🙏x
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I think you might be limbering up for haiku! 3 lines, 17 syllables, 5/7/5. Tell a story, no rhyme required. Painting pictures in so few words brings a focus and thought into each word. What you have stumbled upon is at the heart of good communication. Brilliant.
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Thank you. Yes I could be.
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Thank you x
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Oh, this is So good for classroom use. And as you said, it’s not easy (the older you get)!
Am laughing!
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Thank you
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For Star Trek I’d think “Never wear a red shirt” would be better🤣🤣🤣
Great game!
💌💌💌💌💌
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Many Years ago I once got mistaken for William Shatner at a nightclub…… xxxxxx
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Well that went downhill fast! 😉
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It most definitely did.😀
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Love your game and your photo. Love The Hobbit, too. I have read it so many times I lost count. And I’ve read The Lord of the Rings at least 3 times. Never was into Star Trek or Star Wars.
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The Hobbit is such a lovely book.
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“I need sleep right now”
Those be my current 5 words cause I can not keep my eyes open
Be back tmrw ✌️
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Yep 😂😂
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These made me grin. Going to have to try this game with the family.
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Hope you have fun.
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Hey! I nominated you for the Liebster Award. I was nominated by another blogger and I hope I can do the same for you! If interested, you will just answer 11 questions. For more information, you can check my post here. 🙂 https://inbetween833455552.wordpress.com/2020/10/23/liebster-award/
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Thank you so much.
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Love this! How did you choose 5 as opposed to 4, 6, or 7? Are you familiar with the 6 word memoir (or story?) challenge?
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Not sure why it was 5
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These are brilliant! (My optimistic one: Trump—about to lose the election.)
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I so hope that’s true.
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Instagram”s for food. Facebook is for a million pictures of your perfect life. 🐸
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Perfect
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