Sometimes school does make me laugh. On his return from school today I found a severely scrunched up piece of paper. It’s the invite to the annual parent/teacher consultation. I’ve got to decide which teachers I want to see. Tick the appropriate boxes then get ‘your son or daughter to arrange times with the teachers’.
I just looked at our son and said that’s not going to happen is it really. Son smiled and said
“Never in a million years”
Then we both burst into fits of laughter when we read the next bit of the letter.
We are happy for students to attend with their parents. School uniform is not required but we do ask that students do not chew gum or wear hats whilst inside the school building.
WHAT
“Dad isn’t that Hatist …”
Yes son it’s very anti hat and it’s also very anti kiddie as well. So apparently it’s ok for an adult to chew gum and wear a hat but not a child.
“Dad does that mean that I’m ok going in nude or wearing a satanic cross as long as I’m not wearing a hat..”
Apparently so.
So we probably won’t get any teacher appointments booked but we are still turning up so I can wear the biggest and silliest hat I can find at the charity shop.

love the hat…and the idea that your son can attend totally nude and wearing a satanic cross! LOL
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Thanks
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That’s one parents evening I wouldn’t mind going to. ☺
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It’s going to be a belter….
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Yes, I like the sound of a naturist/partial fancy dress evening. 😂
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It’s a winner. Will make the evening go so much quicker.
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Love the idea!
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This is entirely too silly and funny.
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Nowt wrong being a bit silly except when you are a school.
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I meant the rules were silly 😝
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I know. I’m just being silly
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🤪
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Thanks
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You’re welcome 😎
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Your son makes such good points – it’s definitely hatist, and I guess anything else is totally fine as long as the no-hat rule is adhered to. I’d love to see what hat you come up with & what happens when the hat rule is broken!! x
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I could get expelled
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Ha ha ha! Please do!!
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It’s on.
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Oh, you have to share photos on that. Perhaps your son can bring a big bag of humbugs, or Werthers Originals that you can both share with the teachers… 😉 Mmmmffff, chewy, just like gum!
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That’s an idea. What gum like sweets can we get away with.
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And these are ‘educated’ people? 🙂
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Apparently so
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Hmmm.:)
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This is too funny. Not only the silliest hat but you should chew and snap a big was of gum while there as well. 😂😂😂
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It’s a winner
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Love it!
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Thank you
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You are welcome. ☺
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Just say you missed the memo! 🧢😏😎
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That always works
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Sure does 😏😂
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He SO has your sense of humor. That, in and of itself, is a stabilizing force. He carries around your humor & influence with him everyday.
If you do go, I want pictures!
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He has a great sense of humour. It’s a shame he tends to hide.
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I suspect he has learned the hard way that much of the human race is humorless. Biting wit can be tough on those that are insecure.
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So true sadly
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Go for it, Dad!!! I do love the way your son thinks … “Dad does that mean that I’m ok going in nude or wearing a satanic cross as long as I’m not wearing a hat..” … he is brilliant!
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He is thank you.
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What do you say! Lol 🤣
Pupils have to attend with their parents – no doubt to hear the same thing as was said to the parent and child before them. Oh well….
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Indeed..
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This entertaining post reminds me of the time my Mum dropped me in it. https://derrickjknight.com/2012/09/03/bats/
You may care to shorten your reading by concentrating on the paragraph beginning ‘During my first year at Wimbledon College’
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Poor Father Bats. That’s a good one
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🙂
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Hooray for silly hats! You could always take a few notes from Mr. Bean when he visited a school and messed up the lab so much it turned everyone blue…
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That could work. It could end up being an arc in one of your future books.
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Who knows? 🙂
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