
How do you tell when you son has been watching too much The Simpsons. Maybe it was too much of the American version of The Office….
I thought I was at one with nature. Just completing a 50 minute yoga session out. I thought it going well. I felt a definite natural flow to my movements. Maybe just maybe I have finally found my inner Rhythm and goddess mode. Then I heard the icy tones of a teenage son and the moment was blown out of the water.
“Dad there has never been a finer more awesome Dad squeezed into a pair of 56 inch pants…….”
Wow…..
Harsh but fair.
Sorry but I chuckled! Kids say the darnest things 😆
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It was funny.
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😆
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😂
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Gotta love teen-agers and the way they weaponize their snark.
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So weaponised
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Sons and their rapier wit.
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He has.
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Lol!
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❤️
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That cracked me up 🙂 Whenever I am trying to squeeze into a pair of pants Krusty is in my head, yelling at Homer when he is trying on clown pants, “They’re supposed to be baggy!” I can relate to that!
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Surely not with you. x
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Wow, Hawklad had unlocked the “Master Shade” badge. 😂
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Definitely has 😂
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I think you need a hug after that – so I’m sending one, make that two….:)
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I do thank you x
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You’re welcome my friend.
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🙏
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A compliment of sorts?
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Of sorts 😂
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Well I would concentrate on “fine” and “awesome”….see he does actually realize what a great Dad he’s got.
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Sometimes you just cannot fit all the ‘fine’ and ‘awesome’ into small size packages.
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Sometimes 😂
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Yes they are the best bits.
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I just Goggled “Yoga, what’s the point” and fair do~dar’s it sounds like a great idea, but it’s just ain’t for me. My thing is to dance through 🐠 and to all sorts of music 🐡 to keep things flowing 🐟
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That’s some moves on that video.
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We differ in our taste (well apart from food choice) and yet we get on, surely the world could do with learning a bit o’ that? I’m not into yoga and you don’t belly dance. I’m okay with E.L.O. and you not so much. I wonder if you like “Fígaro, Fígaro, Fíg~a~ro!!” with expression? {{{giggles}}} https://oversoil.wordpress.com/2021/06/02/figaro/
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Good to see you found one of my early morning photos on the internet….
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Just about to pack it in and go beddy bye byes, however, just need to ask: Isn’t it actually t’Internet ol’ bean and not long winded the Internet? Geez, I need to attempt some sleep. Right, that’s it, down tools men (not that type) one out all out (digging deeper) ~ gone.
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It is but I was always a posh Yorkie
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Nay probs Chuck, alluz be yursen, az nowt wrong in tha.
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Hawklad 😂 Gary, you are a master in conveying a spiritual atmosphere when down-to-earth reality hits… lol
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Thank you my friend, really hope you are smiling ❤️
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Smiling again, was not doing so well all day since I reacted heavily to my second vaccination. But all much better again. Hope your smiling, Gary💖
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Sorry you reacted. Sending you a much needed hug ❤️
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So lovely, thank you, Gary. It helped. All good again 🤗
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Good xxx
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That Hawklad is a funny lad. ❤
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He is. Hope your smiling ❤️
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Cheeky, hehe
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Definitely x
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Hahaha love it😂
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❤️
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At least you are doing yoga! I’ve not done any for weeks now! And my trousers are definitely very tight right now! X
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Haha! Yes it’s harsh but fair
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Definitely
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Yes. Harsh but fair. Thank you 😊
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