A day outside in the – wait for it – warm Yorkshire sunshine……

An afternoon of outdoor table tennis. An afternoon of losing my pride. It’s never been my sport. One of the few sports I can’t pick up.

“Dad Table Tennis is a MARVELlous sport. You do know the sport should be played like a game of chess. Carefully moving your opening around the table until an opening appears. That’s the idea. Your approach Dad is basically the Avengers Strategy. HULK SMASH…”

No need to mess about with the delicate strategy. Why waste time when with one massive swing of the bat you can immediately move to the ENDGAME

“But Dad you are supposed to play with VISION.

Ok I’m out now, you win the pun war. Pick up your crisp packet. If you do then you can be scaAVENGERS hero.

“I never THORt of that one Dad. Best keep the envIRON MANaged. I wonder if anyone else would understand these puns other THAN US.”

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Lets not forget the stereotype. Asperger Kids don’t have a sense of humour and can’t have fun ……….

31 thoughts on “Avengers”

  1. I think you and your son are fun and very funny. Never mind that cookie cutter stuff in books. A diagnosis does not a personality make.

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  5. Sounds like when Daughter and I get going with the sarcasm sometimes. Ages ago (BK- Before Kootie) when she used to do grocery shopping with me.

    You may not win at ping pong, but you’re awesome with the puns!🌠🥳🤣💌💌💌

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