Mobile phones are not designed for me. I have a regular habit of putting them in the washing machine, dropping them on stone floors and squeezing them into pockets alongside keys, which are not great for delicate screens. The current phone has done well to last for so long. But there comes a point on no return.
One too many bounces off an unforgiving surface.
Now only parts of the phone work. As Monty Python would say – It is an ex parrot. It can still make calls but has a habit of switching off after a few seconds. Not great when you are trying to wait in a call queue.
“Well Dad you will just have to buy a replacement.”
I will add it to the ‘need to replace when money becomes available’ list. May well be not at the top.
“But Dad it’s an essential item. Think of the calls you will miss.”
I don’t get that many calls these days. We have a normal phone. I know it’s hard to believe but I can remember a time before mobiles. It was great fun. I remember setting off for a meeting and driving 4 hours to Northumberland. Only to find that the meeting had been cancelled just after I had left. No way to contact me. So I had a chip butty in Morpeth and then set off back. Best work day ever. No work, chips and listening to music. Now they would have just contacted me within minutes on my mobile
“Dad what on Earth is a chip butty.”
Hawklad you have never lived. It’s a sandwich filled with chips (fries). It’s the food of champions.
“Ok. But your phone is an essential item.”
“It is Dad. Think of work.”
They can use the house phone and send emails to the laptop.
“How will you know if I’ve missed the school bus.”
Well you won’t be on the school bus for quite a while. Actually you probably won’t be at school for a quite a while.
“What about taking photos.”
I can just use the camera. The camera hardly gets used these days.
“What about the music you listen to.”
I can go back to my old MP3 player.
“Think of the times you use the calendar on your phone.”
Ok Hawklad I smell a rat. Why are you so keen on a new phone. Is it to do with games….
“Well funny you should bring that up DAD. It’s more than a game. We need a phone to play Pokemon Go. Even the Doctor said that this app was good for me. So it’s like an essential medical prescription…”
******And with that I am on the lookout for a replacement phone. I will compromise. Definitely a previously enjoyed one. But definitely it’s jumped to the head of the buying list – that’s Doctors orders******