This is a little tree which is close to our house. It sits at the side of the farmers field which backs onto our garden. It’s close by as a couple of my garden football shots have nearly hit it….. In the years that we have lived here it has never grown. It just seems to lean over a little further each year. I know how it feels…..
So many questions today. So many school work queries.
“Dad what are your thoughts on Gladstone‘s and Disraeli‘s political reforming achievements. They didn’t go far enough and do you think their colonial record negated what good they did do?”
“Dad what do you know about DNA structure and it’s impact on identical and fraternal twins?”
“Dad how would you write the mass of the earth in standard notation?”
“Dad in Animal Farm what does the character Moses represent and his relationship to Soviet history?”
“Dad have you ever studied John Agard’s poem FLAGS. Is it about the dangers of patriotism?”
“Dad I can’t get my head round French Verb Conjugation. Can you explain it to me?
As any self respecting parent would do I looked suitably vacant and thought wishfully back to the questions about which was my favourite Tellytubby. I was good at those questions.
The only question there I can answer without a headache is…LaLa. She was my fave teletubbie. ๐
Oh to return to the Tubbie and Peppa Pig years when I actually had answers for my kid’s questions.
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Definitely the best years.
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I don’t envy you, Dad ๐ฆ
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Itโs fun
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I’m shocked to see they are still baning on about Gladstone and Disraeli. Frankly I don’t know what yo9u are worrying about re education if that is what it is.
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I know what you mean.
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Wonder if one day they will bang on about the bellend…
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You never know.
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And there will a Boris day…..
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Itโs coming
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Beautiful photos. Yes, questions do get more difficult. Where are those socks…. I’m pretty sure this comment will confused most people. ๐
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They are flying through the air. ๐
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And how is most of that going to be of any importance in his adult life? The French, possibly… Animal Farm, possibly… the rest??? Probably not.
I liked Laa Laa best… or maybe Tinky Winky. Gotta love a magic purse๐
Next Sciencey Stuff question he has, I’ll be happy to help๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐
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Dipsy for me. xxxx
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Thank you
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Remind me how old your son is? I was thinking he was jr high school aged but I read Animal Farm in a high school English class. Then again maybe your education teaches more, I know anytime we had a foreign exchange student from Germany they were usually way more advanced than peers their age in the US.
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Wow yeah definitely reading more advanced literature than our schools teach at that age!
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Some of the books they have looked at is definitely different.
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Very tough questions Gary. It just shows how intelligent he is. Youโll have to up your game.
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I certainly will have to.
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All the best my friend
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You too.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
TELLY-TUBBY—-AN EDUCATIONAL AUTHORITY FOR US OLDER PEOPLE? ๐
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Thank you
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You are welcome, Sir!
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Whoa….those are some hardcore questions. I really don’t know what I would have done with any of them!
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Maybe the same as me, just look blank.
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Wow! Those are some tricky questions.
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Too much for me
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Oh, my. Some heavy questions indeed! Ah, yes, the earlier years had their simplicity! We were always too consumed with Blue’s Clues to allow room for Teletubbies, though, so I confess I’d quite forgotten they had names! But, I remember catching a glimpse of that cute baby in the sun once or twice. I liked him. ๐
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Yes that sun just sticks with you.
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I wouldn’t have a clue with any of those questions and like someone else has said, it just doesn’t help with life when leaving school.
I used to feel the same regarding with algerbra and question that in how is this going to be used in life, when I leave school. Not at all. And as I knew I wouldn’t be travelling France, neither was that either.
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Yes they are nit the questions I would be setting.
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Dad in Animal Farmย what does the character Moses represent and his relationship toย Soviet history?โ
I legit read this as Animal Crossing first…imaaaagine my confusion ๐คฃ๐คญ
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Yes can see that.
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I can help with the French
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Result
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I don’t know an iota about anything he asked.
The purple/gay teletubby!
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Whatโs why I looked blank.
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Dipsy for sure!
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Mine as well.
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Wow …. great minds (or something like that!)
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Absolutely
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Good grief. I couldn’t even do Teletubbies.
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Iโm an expert
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I agree – Online learning is making me learn so many new things. Thankfully, I never had to watch the Teletubbies. I somehow dodged that bullet and am pretty happy about it.
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Maybe you should begin your Tellytubby education. Never too late. ๐
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Oh dear. I think my education was a little less than basic.
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Mine as well
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I’m sure Johnny would know how to write the mass of the earth in standard notation. We’ll have to up our game…..
http://donmatthewspoetry.com/2020/10/03/poet-don-asks-a-thinking-outside-the-box-question-to-the-class/
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Certainly better than me.
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