“Dad what on earth have you bought…”
It’s a Tibetan Singing Bowl.
It was really cheap in a Black Friday sale.
“Ok Dad but why….”
It offers a multi sensory path to enhanced meditation and spiritual enlightenment.
“You’ve just read that from the label.”
Yep you busted me. It does sound good.
“So does an 100 inch TV and that would be much more useful. ”
Yes but the TV would not be less than £10. So tomorrow you might catch me sat outside creating some beautiful vibrations and hypnotic, haunting moods.
“Can I throw a bucket of water over you.”
What’s it feel like to have a really cool and hip Dad.
“I wouldn’t know. I can talk about having a muppet as a parent.”
Ok, do you think I should just use it as an ornament.
“Yes Dad but that still doesn’t change the fact that you are a monumental muppet.”
No I guess it doesn’t, especially when you see what I’ve bought next…..