Had one of those moments last night. One which seemed to contradict the very fabric of scientific thinking as we know it today. Could this really happen to someone after millions of years of evolution of the species.
I couldn’t sleep. 4am in the morning. Sleep wasn’t coming tonight. I had given up trying and had headed into the kitchen to make a hot drink. I started singing a Beatles song to pass the time as the tea bag brewed away. Suddenly a woman’s voice. Am I going mad. Must just be me. I started singing again and there again was that woman. A definite female voice. This time asking if I was alright. A secret lover (that secret it would have been news to me)…. A ghost!!! I ran out of the kitchen and slammed the door shut.
This morning looking back. What a pillock…. Spooked by the helpful Amazon Alexa app.
To be fair, an unexpected voice would have spooked me as well.
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Glad it’s not just me
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I stuck her in a box last year. Too spooky for me!
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That’s a great idea.
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She talks without being addressed? Glad I do not have such a thing in my house!
To be honest, my opinion is I cannot believe anyone would put such program in their space. How does one know what the hell data us being collected, or who it is being sent to. I am not paranoid, but I can take care of my life on my own! I certainly don’t need anyone around to take care of my luving processes.
Or will she water the plants whenever their moisture level gets too low? Being a senior, remembering to water my friends can get awkward.
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She wakes up when she hears the words Alexa…. unfortunately she isn’t so good with the Yorkshire accent.
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Ahh Still do not want her, or anyone like her in my life. I can flick a lightswitch with the best of them.
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Hahaha! Gary you’re just like me. Didn’t you remember you had Alexa!
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I forgot……
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😂
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Naughty Alexa! lol
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The robots are taking over!!!
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It’s terminator…..
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Assimilate! Oh no, wrong science fiction, lol
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Which one was that. Star Trek and the Borg?
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Yeah =D lol
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She was x
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😆
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😁
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry but glad it was you not me. I would have died.
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I wasn’t great.
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I can imagine😁😁
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OMG I am howling I am so sorry really I am but that is just awesome! Some how I have this vision of you standing there with the tea kettle clutched in your arms ratty sweater and shorts on trying vainly to discover the caterwauling source. Unnerved you hasten away hoping to elude the ever present voice calling to you. Thank you for my smile this morning. 🙂
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So pleased xx
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Lol. I’ve suffered a similar “haunting”.
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It’s not great.
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You were singing ‘Help’ weren’t you?! 😄
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Badly….
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Oh there’s Alexa at work to help others, but not ever in my home, noway hosay! As for hauntings, I’m haunted by scent. I recall going through to put the goat to bed in the dark (believe me in Orkney dark really is dark) and counting my steps so as not to trip, I could suddenly smell lily of the valley that my nanny used to wear all the time. I felt safe, I was reassured by her presence (even though it was probably all in the mind). For the record, I went to bed at 5am last night/this morning and I’ve no good reason as to why.
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My uncle had a similar experience. He was the last person who would believe in ghosts. You must be tired.
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I’m off to bed soon to see if sleep is on the cards, I hope to be lucky, because I’m on duty tomorrow early.
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Alexa has a sense of humor, I think. She’s always listening to you, waiting for the right time to jump into the conversation.
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She struggles with my accent.
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That’s too funny!
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Thanks Robyn
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Laughing like a robot here 😁😁
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Cool
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I don’t think I could cope with Alexa!
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That was your partner checking up on you!! Letting you know she’s there with you and supporting you! 🥰
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Could have been
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Brilliant.
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❤️❤️
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This really had me chuckling. Recently I thought the speakers were gone on my computer. I could not get any sound out of them at all! Yeah, it helps to unplug the ear bus. 🙂
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Good x
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LOL
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xx
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*ear buds
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That is exactly why I disable Alexa! Nope, I talk to myself, the birds, Zeus, Sven, the cats… even the people sometimes. I’m not gonna talk to the computer. I saw 2001 A Space Odyssey😱
Definitely no sleep after THAT!‐
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Best approach xxxx
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Spooky, indeed! I refuse to have Alexa eavesdropping in our lives.
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Best way
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Funny!
Help! Xxx
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Hope you are happy xxx
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I’m ok. How are you? Xxx
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I’m ok. Missing some things lots .xx
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Same ❤️
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford.
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Thank you
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Welcome, you are!
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I don’t have an Alexa but I do have Siri on my watch. She’s usually ok. I say usually but when I’m at the loo she has been known to say either “sorry I can’t help you with that” or “I’m sorry I don’t quite understand”. I have deduced that she’s realised a couple of things. 1. She’s a watch and has no practical skills whatsoever. 2. She thinks I talk out of my rear end and has problems with my accent 😂😂
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That must spook you.
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Hahaha, well, Alexa has her way of looking. 😊
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Definitely
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Lol. Shut her off or turn her volume down .😊
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She is your dream Angel.
I like to listen your music. If have video or audio send me your singing songs.
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LMAO oh god! You had me laughing up a storm! Good old Alexa! Xx
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So pleased ❤️
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