I often hear fitness experts say that you know when exercise is really working because it starts to hurt. No pain no gain. Well I think I successfully disproved that theory this morning. Pain means PAIN.
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Somedays it’s good to be brought back down to earth. An Aspergers child with beautiful honesty is a perfectly designed tool for this job.
At school the kids had to tell the class one thing their parent(s) were brilliant at. Apparently talents such as football, rugby, accountancy, building, driving, cooking, singing, languages, science, nursing, making money, horse riding, swimming, judo, gardening, running, pottery and writing we’re all mentioned. But not in one case…
A certain boy said “well it depends on your exact definition of brilliant, in my Dads case I may need to think about this for a while….”
The boy knows me too well.
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Maybe his hesitation on awarding brilliance was influenced by a little accident this morning. I have a little bit of a sore eye. During my early morning workout I somehow managed to hit myself in the face with a 14lb Kettlebell… So going back to the pain theory – experts would say that my pain was a sign of a most rewarding workout. Really!!!!
Ouch!! If you’d like an all natural pain reliever and anti inflammatory supplement let me know. I’ve been posting about it lately and it’s done wonders for my knees.
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I’ve seen that. Must admit I just ice packed this one.
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Oh my gosh, this is too funny! Declan would say the same about me, I am sure. And OUCH – That is definitely pain!
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Yes Jelly Man struck again. Declan’s Force is Strong, so if he ever said that it would be just bringing balance to the universe.
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My son would have never said anything about my physical “prowess”. Hope your recovery is swift.
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It’s fine this morning, just looks like Ive slept on that side of the face.
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😃😃😃😃
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Thank you
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Funny but not funny. Workout mishaps can really hurt! Yours sounds very painful!
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Strangely it’s not too bad today.
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Nasty. When I punched my trainers mitt, my hand come up and I hit myself in the face, then we come back for more.
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I remember seeing a clip of Tyson Fury one of our best boxers punching himself in the face during a fight. Looked painful.
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It happens 🥊
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It does. Makes it more exciting I suppose
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Ay karumba! Swimming is much safer 🙂
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Remember Jaws…..
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Well yes….but surely the swimming pools in Yorkshire are safe?
If you see any fins sticking up out of the water in the local swimming baths – it’s probably a kid who has strapped a fin to his back.
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Or a really aggressive ferret…
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A ferret in the local swimming pool!! – remind me not to holiday in Yorkshire 🙂
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It’s not that bad …..
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I like Yorkshire a lot. We had family holidays in Scarborough and Whitby.
Last holiday in Scarborough was a bit of a disaster – caravan holiday during some of the most dreadful weather I have known. We thought the wind was going to push the caravan onto it’s side.
Have never seen any sharks or swimming ferrets on our visits to Yorkshire 🙂
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Spookily just started doing a Whitby post.
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I slept overnight in a car there once! My sister Mandy slept in the boot…
…don’t ask!
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Sadly I was went on a 14 hour drinking session there. So drunk couldn’t find the b&b so ended up sleeping on the beech. Trying to work out a reason for sleeping in the boot.. mind boggles
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When a family of six turn up at the cottage they booked and find out they arrived a night early (another family were there!) … the end result – sleeping in the car.
Dads! – aren’t they unique!
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I can think of a Dad who does that sort of thing……
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Ooh dear! A pain in the eye is horrid. Your son has some really goid answers! Feel better soon.
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Feeling better today.
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Good 😊
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😁 With every post I realize he is wise beyond his years!
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He is.
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Ouch! That must be really painful …I mean the eye!
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It was but short lived. Ok today.
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Great!
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Ouch!
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Ok now.
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Oops, it seems you’re a bit clumsy like me! And this might be an understatement! 🤪
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Yes just a bit clumsy. It makes life painful but funny.
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I know. Broke 3 bones in my right foot yesterday and am paying for it.
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I was broke 1 and that hurt. Lord knows what 3 is like. Sending you hugs.
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Thanks a lot. Not hurting much but discomfort is there. I want to rip off the cast, and it’s just a day and a half yet!
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I was lucky. They had a supply problem so they couldn’t put a cast on mine…
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Yup! I would say right now that you were. But kids heal quickly and oldies like me need all the help they can get. So I am going to behave, hopefully and let this cast stay on for as long as the doctor wants.
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Hope your is okay now?
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Fine today.
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Good to hear!
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So sorry to hear about the kettlebell incident – but on the bright side your son’s very logical response made me smile and so i felt a bit happier! 🙂
For next time he’s asked perhaps you might suggest to your son that you are, in fact, brilliant at providing stories and anecdotes that make people who know you laugh and make them realise there is always someone worse off than we are?
Maybe it was the shock and pain of being hit in the head by a solid heavy object but i’m afraid your logic is not as highly developed as the offspring’s.
While it is true that pain is pain (very astute of you sir!) 😉 you did not actually disprove the health guru maxim that no pain = no gain; the former in no way negates the latter. It could well be said that the pain of being zonked generated a considerable gain, inasmuch as you are likely to be more careful next time you handle a potentially deadly weapon while working out.
Read the instructions before use – i’m certain there is a bit in there about not using them as face massager! 🙂 (Or using them whilst distracted or under the influence of inattention, or while drowsy from lack of decent sleep). 😀
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They should add when you swing the Kettlebell get you face out of the way…
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They Should! 😉
One word of advice… don’t take up Nunchuku practice!! 🙂
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Funnily enough I did check those out but was put off by the cost…..
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Wanna buy mine? – hardly ever used and only a little skin and blood on them?? 😀
Easily washed off.
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That’s a lovely image…..
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I should have mentioned… the blood is my own: no combatants were harmed while using these Weapons of Miss Destruction. :-)…
…( I’ll wipe them down then shall i?) 🙂
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Ouch, hope you feel better soon!
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Fine now, just a bit red…
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As a fitness enthusiast, let me redefine that pain … it’s supposed to be sweet pain! 😀 Jokes aside, what happened to you this morning is my worst nightmare each time I lift weights. Hope the injury isn’t too bad and the bruise heals quickly.
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No pain now just a bit read. Thanks
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Hmm…telling it like it is…
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🙏
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Oh no, hope you’re ok… & I think your son needs time to think about it because there’s so many things you’re brilliant at! 😀
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That’s so kind of you. xx
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😀 Yeah; not sure what you gained there…
Whenever my kids fill out Mother’s Day forms, they put something like “likes to do dishes.” *sigh*
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Unfortunately it’s like so much of society. They just don’t recognise the mum work load.
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Frankly, they don’t recognize the adult work load. I know that I assumed I would be able to just sleep all day as an adult.
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Now that would be fun
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Endless nap time. zzzz
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Yes! Beautiful honesty 🤣
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It was. xx
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uh oh
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Ok now
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You only feel pain when you’re alive.
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You can. xx
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That shoots the whole ‘Hell’ theory all to…. well…. Hell? 😉
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Maybe best place for it.
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🙂
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Lol
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Thank you
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Sounds like a smart child! I’ve been trying to follow you, the email form thinks I’m using a fake email when I’m not so can’t sign up. If you had the Follow button in the sidebar I’d be able to.
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Will look at that. Thanks.
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
But yes. Kids are good for keeping one ground. 🙂
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It’s a talent.
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Like, you should become a product tester. If there’s any way a product could potentially hurt someone, you’d find it! You’d save companies gobs of money because you’d let them know all the warning labels to make before other people could sue them.
Hmmm, wonder if I could put my twins to work doing that…..
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We could team up. The twins could test products on me….
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They would LOVE that 🙂
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Yes I am not sure who long my body would survive that. But it would be So much fun while I lasted.
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True!
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Ouch! When people ask what happened, just respond with “well, you should see the other guy”.
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I like that.
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