Apparently the 29th November is much more than Black Friday.
Its is also
- Flossing Day. Get in between those teeth.
- Electronic Greetings Day. I have absolutely no words.
- Buy Nothing Day. Given who slow our internet is and the lack of any money in the bank account this is a day I’m supporting wholeheartedly.
- Throw out your leftovers Day. If that’s my own cooked leftovers then it could also be Accidentally poison your garden wildlife Day.
- Customer is wrong Day. Otherwise known in Britain as trying to deal with British Telecom….
- National Chocolates Day. I’m happy to endorse.
- National Lemon Creme Pie Day. And another one I’m endorsing
- National Square Dance Day. And why not let’s endorse this one.
- International Service Engineer Day. Sorry can’t endorse this one as I’m still waiting a call after two weeks from a British Telecom Service Engineer.
- International Sinkie Day. A day when you give your Kitchen Sink a day off. As we are having Pizza then this will be observed.
Can we think of any other International Day we can introduce today. Maybe
- National Don’t Rain in Yorkshire Day. So far so good.
- International Burn Your Home Made Bread Loaf to a crisp Day. Already celebrated that one here today.
- National phone up British Telecom and get no answer Day. This is a daily event.
- International Can’t get your washed clothes dry Day. Yep getting behind this one.
- International Pour an ice cold bucket of water over your countries most self serving, lying and annoying Politician Day. In this country that’s renamed as National Slap Boris Johnson with a Fish Day.
- International Pets be nice to other Pets Day. My cat and dog are sponsoring this one.
Keeping up with national and international traditions. Good!😂😃😜🤪
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We must try.
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😃
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Just shared this on my FB page because it’s seriously good. Really needed the laugh today. Thanks.
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That so kind of you. Thank you.
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Love this post! I especially like the buy nothing day, and insert a Trump for Boris.
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Yep that works. Does Trump deserve something better than a wet fish.
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Definitely
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Love it! Really love your new suggestions!!
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Thank you
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Love the pets – so sweet! Definitely a good day for today 🙂
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Occasionally they have their moments.
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OOOOOh I love that cushion 😀
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It’s well used.
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Let’s square dance, have some chocolates, slap Boris & his big brother Orange Idjit with puffer fish (sorry puffer fish🐡) then have some lemon pie! Yep, sounds like a good time🍫💃🏼🍋🍰
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That’s a great night. Could even invite a few Service Engineers over.
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Oh I love that photo!! Print, frame and hang!!
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Just might do that.
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Love them all…and I would elect you for anything that involves thinking up good ways to spend a day haha
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I would take that job.
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Nice! I love this post!
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Thank you
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Your welcome!🙂
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This was fun! I hope you’ll do it again sometime. Today is National Personal Space Day here … that’s one I’d like to observe. And … National Meth Awareness Day??? 🤷
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I would like to enforce a no Boris Johnson exclusion zone of say 1000 miles around me.
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I would like to enforce the same on Donnie … stay out of my state!!! But, sigh, since I live in a ‘swing’ state, he visits here frequently … and ties up traffic every time he does!
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Has there ever been a time when we had so little respect and complete loathing for our leaders.
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Not in my memory, for sure. Even Richard Nixon looks like an angel compared to the current lot.
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Which is a worry.
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I’d vote for anything except National Election Day.
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Yes I would rather have Make David Attenborough PM Day.
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Damn, forgot to floss. On the other hand, can we extend International pour an ice cold bucket of water over your country’s most self-serving, lying and annoying politician day into a week? Or month? Year?
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Everyday for me on that one. That’s until we have Deport the Lying Politicians Day.
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Yeah!
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🤣🤣🤣
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