Meet one of our gardens true characters. This is Rico. Yes named after the truly mad penguin from Madagascar and The Penguins of Madagascar. Rico is a bit of a show off. Our world is better for characters like Rico and wow does it need it at present.
It’s been another day of Monty Python Government here. First we had the Scientific Officer confirm that the vast majority of first and second infections in the UK came from air travellers returning from Italy, France and Spain. We then had a senior Government Minister arguing that no possible reason exists to justify introducing screening at UK airports. Ok…. Yesterday we had the Government talking up the plan to reopen many schools in three weeks as it was safe to do so. Today we have Scotland’s Government arguing that the science is clear that it’s far too early to consider opening schools. And then we get the Foreign Secretary arguing that only partial opening of schools is safe. Ok…
We have a Health Minister who is gloating as we apparently reached his target of carrying out 100000 virus tests per day on the 30th April. We will ignore the fact that most other countries are carrying out more tests. We only reached his target because he included 50000 test packs which had been rather conveniently posted out to people on that very day. That’s like me sending out 50000 letters asking for a date and then counting all of them as actual dates. After the deadline we have slipped well below the 100k testing target again but that apparently doesn’t matter now as the target has now been ticked off. I tell you what – I am with many millions of Britain’s who are getting seriously ticked off with a certain Health Minister.
AND while we are on the subject of seriously ticked off. Why can’t I bake. After all the years of practice and yet it is still clearly beyond me. Today I foolishly decided to try my hand at a French Baguette. A gluten and dairy free one. It went into the oven looking like something which wouldn’t be out of place in Parisian Boulangerie. It came out like something Baron Frankenstein had created and then immediately binned. It was basically the same shape as a cow pat. It was also as easy to cut as reinforced steel. I can’t even give that to Rico and pals. Thankfully one person is this house has talent. After he stopped laughing Son said
“You know what I can use that for. I will paint it and I can use it as a model.”
So my baguette was transformed into a remote island with snow covered mountain ranges, fast flowing rivers and deep lakes.
I bet if Gordon Ramsey had created this, it would have been called a ****** masterpiece and deserving of international recognition. That seriously ticks me off.
Best give it to Rico, and let him use it for a heli-pad. He’ll get a better picture of the lay of the land–something the Health Minister doesn’t have.
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Rico would have no trouble.
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That’s a masterpiece … Love the bright green colour …
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It is but sadly not ever edible.
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Add a pool and I can see Tracey Island.
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Your so right.
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Lol. I never bake anything. Life’s too short to stuff a mushroom.
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I like that attitude
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I have to say that is absolutely THE WORST excuse for a French Baguette I have ever in my life seen!!! A gluten-free baguette simply is NOT going to work, my friend!!! NO … just no. On a brighter note, Rico is beautiful and your country is as f***ed up as my own. Sigh. Hugs. xx
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Yep can’t argue with that. It certainly didn’t go into the oven looking like that. c
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Brilliant
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Thank you
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Move over Gordon… Now how about a cookery program where you have Rico on your shoulder?
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He does poo a lot……
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Well, then again, maybe not.
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🙏
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The only reason it would be considered a work of art from Ramsay is because he cursed everyone into submission of saying it’s a work of art. 😉
Rico is a cutie.
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He so is.
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i think the whole world is just insane right now..our U.S. stories are some good rivals to this one.End the lockdowns? don’t end them? partially open back up? ok…no..only some states..no wait, counties can be partially open..if they go about it in the way the president..no,wait- the governor says..but the president says not to listen to the governors…of his own states…
….i give up
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If they would just be honest and say we just don’t know much about this. This is what we do know and this is the stuff we are making best guesses on. x
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Gluten and dairy free French Baguette?! That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Much too ambitious! I don’t think even a French baker could pull that one off.
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That makes me feel much better.
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First, Rico looks like a good addition to a garden. Secondly, you may be having a time of it trying to bake, but you are stimulating the imagination of your son. Ala in all not too terrible.
I think trying to make something gluten and dairy free is a little more challenging that just making something regular.
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Son has asked if I could bake a Jurassic World island now. x
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This looks very interesting. No rising at all.
Your government is right up there in fools paradise with Trump.
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Sadly they are. x
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🧐🤨
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Very creative!
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He is.
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Very spring-like masterpiece 🙂 hopefully, not only in a color. About “governments”… they are lost. They just wanna gain votes (for d future) and power by blabbling BS (or anything, really…)
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Sadly that’s true. Here they are painting have the highest deaths in a Europe as a success. He just can’t wait or my next but if baking as he might get another island.
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That baguette, lol. It makes a brilliant model though. I bet it was fun to paint.
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It was a top model.
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That offer to bake me a birthday cake …. really very kind of you but I just couldn’t accept it . 😊
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I wonder why?
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It’s the thought that counts.
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That’s true. You thought about it and that’s gift enough for me my friend x
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Thank you. Keep smiling xx
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😁
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Gluten and dairy free?? You have serious ambition!! My first few attempts at regular bread were great rocks!
Honestly, our governments are scarier than the virus.
Rico is awesome! Where are Skipper, Kowalski and Private?
💌
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We are working on the other 3. x
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It’s what Ben called the 4 “Kittys” he took to school with him every day🐧🐧🐧🐧
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That’s a great name for it.
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That’s a seriously impressive baguette! I’ll be honest, gluten free baking isn’t easy but I have a post this coming Saturday that hopefully you’ll like.
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It’s a great one….
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Your son’s eye is outstanding — painting it was a stroke of genius and let him make something fun. You need to grant yourself grace on the baking front, though. Baking is SUPER hard but people act like it’s nothing to make a cake or bread. BREAD, for heaven’s sake! Baking bread well is one of the hardest things there is. 🙂
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Thank you. I just find trying to get the gluten free stuff to work an absolute nightmare. My mum who was a great cook always said that she could never tell when gluten free bread was ready.
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I hope you are coming with some creative goodness for the upcoming Great Blogger’s Bake-Off!!!! 🙂
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I feel an island creation.
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OK! I will be looking forward to it. 🙂
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Thank you
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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I’m ticked off too. Things in the USA are just plain mad and I can’t listen to any more BS or I shall “lose it” as they say. Gov. Cuomo the only one who makes sense.
I love that your son has a sense of humour too. He will go far that lad.
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Thank you. Yes it seems like our two countries are competing to have the maddest governments
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You should enrol yourself for the Best Baguette Competition in Paris! I am certain you’ll win the grand prix for creativity 😀
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I would certainly shock them.
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Who knew that your attempt to bake a French Baguette would end up as a piece of food art! Now that you’ve discovered the recipe, maybe you and your son could start creating more baguette sculptures.
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We are testing it to see how long it lasts.
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It is a day to be ticked off for sure. Trump is opening the country and disbanding the pandemic team (who did nothing – except for the doctors that they didn’t let speak enough). I’m ticked off because this damn virus will be here for many years to come. We all need to rethink how we socialize and live during these times. Grrrr
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The worry is too many are thinking we can just go back to how it was. It’s going to be such a mess.
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Exactly!! Already happening here in Texas
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I wonder if I hibernate behind the sofa for a few years then it might all just pass.
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Maybe. Maybe socializing will be easier for your son because less people and distancing?!
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Let’s hope so
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❤️
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I can’t make bread either!!! The time I tried, I think the yeast didn’t activate but I don’t know. I ate mine… it had the consistency of a bagel and tasted delicious.
I love how your son put yours to use!!
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Just got to see how long his model lasts now.
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Gary, I admire you for always finding a link to get from one topic to another one… I was instantly laughing. You know what, simply come over and have some blueberry muffins. I made some today. Other than that, now your son has a model!! Mission fulfilled!
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Do you think that would count as essential travel. It sounds it to me. I would so love that.
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Oh, yes, I absolutely think so! It is life enhancing… hehe.
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Well let’s hope one day.
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I am positive about it!!
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Me too
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😊
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I love Rico! And King Julien… and Mort! 😀 😀
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It’s such a funny show.
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Have mercy.
Rico looks like a fun guy.
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He is funny. He struts about the garden while the other birds ignore him.
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Ah, but your sons laughter makes it a masterpiece. ☺
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It so does.
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Ha ha bloody brilliant – that’s like a Diorama – it makes me think of a story l have, l must write that … my carrotty custard would have loved your bake!! Excellent post!
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Thank you so much sir
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Absolute pleasure thoroughly great read 🙂
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🙏
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Ok that is ugly ( hahaha) sorry😂
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It’s a masterpiece of sorts….
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Yes it is (haha)
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Is this your movie one? Lol
We love the Penguins of Madagascar … we love all those movies – they are hilarious ❤️
At least your baguette did not totally go to waste lol … was good attempt keep trying it will happen lol
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No that’s tonight. You will tell as it’s got a photo of a crazy cinema from my childhood. I can’t work out if Rico, Skipper or Maurice is my role model. x
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I’ll watch for it ✌️
Hmm been awhile… Rico has everything you ever need in his belly right?
And skipper is the one with the plans ? The ruler of the penguins?
Maurice is king Julians keeper lol – he is very serious lol
I like King Julian… he always has fun, does his own thing and dances around lol 😄✌️ plus he’s really funny!! Thinks he’s all bad ass lol … yeah he’s funny
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That’s it. Heaps of fun.
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Glad your son found a use for the baguette!
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Not an edible one.
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Probably yet another reason the Scots wish they were independent
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I would move there.
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